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WHY DID LELE PONS PLASTIC SURGEON POST THIS FOR HER BIRTHDAYASGFKJSD
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oh yeah heres another one that twitter quickly swept under a few weeks ago
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remember when nickelodeon used to tell us to touch grass every year
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posting my biggest L. shot my shot with a pretty girl i saw on instagram and messaged her “gay? 😀” and she blocked me.
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omg damn paparazzi caught me casually reading about enlightenment they caught me i didnt know they were taking pictures haha
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im high as fuck scrolling on hinge and there are tears streaming down my face
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these are the pussy of the chex mix. the mother. the one that holds it down for everyone.
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@stclairashley Note: it OFFERED information it didn’t FORCE you to make an appointment also you’re a grown ass woman pretending to be a minor.
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if you don’t have adhd do cocaine stop taking up all the adderall.
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it’s giving “can you use the bathroom? or may you use the restroom?”.
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@oweenis it is but maybe you shouldn’t tell my friend you’re in to me if you have a gf 🥴🥴.
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there is a random man sleeping on my floor not something you wana see when going pee at 3am
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@FOX9 if I was that employee I would’ve used my body as a fire blanket and put out the fire to save my great company that pays me $8.74 an hour with a 15 min lunch break.
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also just wana put out there I hope they’re doing great I hope I one day have a s/o who backs me up except they will be nicer and not like. that.
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@d0g_breath @irvingbaezfoo this man has 1.2 mil on tik tok and still doesn’t get brand deals but these kids do a dance and get paid thousands??? something isn’t right here this man deserves the world.
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@SomaKazima i’ll say it again
@FLKDayton every police officer rests their hands on the vest just like this when they know they’re getting cooked lmao
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you have a sugar daddy i have men wanting to see me in oversized overalls we are not the same
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this is Sophia Eick. nursing major at @UDelaware . she wrote this on her personal blog about how black people will never be equal and need to “get over it”. twitter do your thing
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wait I wana clarify that my “my bad” text was not at all sarcastic and genuinely meant like sorry for not being more clear.
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@shoyju @delicateegg lost my first account to this one… never got it back had to use a VPN they banned my IP address lmaooo
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about to lie and go to hell because this is the cheapest rent I have found
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love when my tires get to this point ☺️ so sleek and clean looking aesthetic af 😍✨
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the only thing i like about my job is this kid my age who’s shy and awkward and he clearly gets nervous and out of breath when talking to me and always goes out of his way to help me and one day im going to kiss him.
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his name is Sean Reed. facebook live is extremely disturbing. articles state there were 12-14 shots heard and they kept shooting him when he was already down.
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you break your weed down with a grinder? the thing homosexuals use?.
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@AeioU925 @stclairashley if your child is afraid to ask you questions like this then you’re failing as a parent.
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@walirehman903 @elonmusk @danprimack @jack the dick riding is crazy how do you even find this let alone have it saved.
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@WizdoGeneral @tramywtf @wandyy_cheek your daughter looks about 10 years old so you’d be okay with her dating someone closer to 30 in 4 years?.
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“you must be getting shot in Dallas Texas on November 22, 1963 at 12:30 pm if you think we are fucking”. me:
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you hear the cops laughing in the back at a point and the investigator says something like “looks like it’s gona be a closed casket”.
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I GOT AN INTERVIEW FOR A COMPANY WITH A STARTING SALARY OF 54k WITHOUT A DEGREE.
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but I stand by this like if you’re going to be like that even after I apologize and clear up what the text was about you can live in misery on your own babe sorry not for me
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MY LITTLE BROTHER LINKED MY ONLYFANS TO HIS TWITCH AS A SHOUT OUT BC HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT IT IS IM SCREAMINNNNNGGGGGG
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my friend who lives in philly sent me these. I thought she was asking my opinion and at first I was like “he’s mad cute” then the last fucking image blew me away. be careful guys.
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enough time has passed… when i was in 4th grade I looked up “lesbian porn” “pregnant women lesbian” on the family computer and from then on I was only allowed to use the computer if someone was watching me until I got to middle school.
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parkour twitter is riding, spinning, splitting, and grinding on dicks rn.
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@ItsCitruss you’re letting a dude with khakis walk with his back towards you with your girl next to him.
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