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plankton was not a villain. he just wanted a burger and loved his wife. he is just a guy.
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you think Sigmund Freud’s friends were ever like “hey man shut the fuck up”
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that part in Half Blood Prince where my boyfriend paused the movie and told me he didn’t love me anymore
If you could erase any storyline from Harry Potter, which storyline would you get rid of?
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*too nervous to ask for emotional support*
man, it smells like wrongdog in here
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i would be such a good “dead wife”. can’t you just imagine how good i would be in a dead wife flashback sequence. i should be someone’s dead wife
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fuck… my boyfriend used to be 4 years old too. should i kiII myseIf?
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kids today are asking santa to bring them PRONOUNS for christmas instead of asking him to bring them WAR
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my dad was helping me with linear algebra once and he said “you can use anything for a vector space. you can make a vector space with cows as long as you define what a ‘negative cow’ would be”
then i started crying cause that made it worse
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i just love the full moon. 5 years ago, i was about to end it all. then i looked to the sky and realized i don’t want to miss that.
[Neil deGrasse Tyson crawls through my window] Actually, the moon does not care about you and someday you will die, perhaps by suicide.
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my mom sometimes makes pictures of what she thinks our wordle scores look like
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got my friend an austin powers impersonator to come to her birthday party. but i overlooked the fact that his whole thing is sexual harassment
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these are some of my favorite tweets ever. i think about them all the time
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you really can’t be the one to post something like this dude
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bro seriously stop. i’m about to get grumpy. i swear to god bro i’m going to be in a crabby mood if you don’t cut it out. dude, i’m not joking, i’m for real gonna be a sourpuss.
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men are always saying shit like “is that a... g-g-g-g-g-g-g-ghost?!??!”
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i was keeping it a secret, but i’m so happy to finally share the news that i found a sonogram on the ground in the dirt and picked it up. i’m beyond excited for this new chapter. what a blessing ❤️
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i think she’s doing this because she’s not hot and this is the only other way to get 11 year old boys to be into her
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2 years ago my ex got me a whisk for christmas. he is a great guy. i never told him how much i fucking hated getting this whisk. this is the worst present i have ever gotten
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one time i took acid and i tried to put on my shoe and there was a chipmunk in it. all my friends were like “katie there’s no chipmunk in your shoe. it’s a fuzzy shoe and you’re on acid dumbass.” then i took this picture
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Sisyphus was the first guy to be running up that hill and making a deal with god.
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[really normal guy voice] my dad has such a huge dick. my dad’s dick is so awesome. come here, come look how big it is. isn’t that cool?
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wait, this girl said “merry chrysler”??? omg 🤣
hold up.. now this guy said “merry chrimbus”?? what!!! LOL 🤣
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Colleen Ballinger addresses allegations made against her with 10-minute video playing the ukulele.
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elon fans stop trying to reference Jeopardy. you’ve never seen it. there aren’t $100 questions, Deb. why would you do this. you don’t have to post about Jeopardy
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it’s very easy to win “try not to cum games”. where most people go wrong is they start jacking off
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if we did The Purge, and all crime was allowed for one night, i would do a Jamaican accent quietly to myself
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dating a guy and stealing his toxic traits. i’m playing capture the red flag
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i love playing those “try not to cum” games. like Yahtzee or Chess.
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the word “gullible” is not written on the ceiling dude. im looking right now it’s not there. are you fucking stupid
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so the delta variant makes you more energetic like you can still get stuff done, and the lambda variant is more of a relaxing body high
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if i don’t remind my dog 15 times a day that she is tiny and a baby and a cute little tiny baby, she will forget and try to rent a car and buy a vape and go to work at an office
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this is like one of those images that simulates having a stroke
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i got banned from Walgreens cause i kept forcing the 17 year old cashier to answer various ethical dilemmas
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just remembered these texts from a guy i went on one blind date with when i was like 17
he got really upset when i didn’t wanna go on another date and he was acting like he was super in love with me, so this is after i said “hey man you don’t even know me”
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jesus fucking christ why did they not immediately kill Stuart Little. what the fuck
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you can’t gaslight me because i already know i’m insane and stupid
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Wendy’s realizing that no one cares about their sassy tweets anymore so they start posting gore
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joe biden acts like one of those dogs that’s like 23 years old and it’s still alive for some reason and every now and then it just stops breathing but it’s fine
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what the fuck. i’m killing myself as soon as i find someone to marry me
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finally! a girlfriend that i can’t have sex with and will never love me
Here is a high quality ai girlfriend test. It won't be long until this will be possible in vr.
AI girlfriends will be huge in 12-24 months.
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you’re gonna “fuck the shit out of me”? buddy how about we start with fucking the cum out of me
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Every girl is bi. You just have to figure out if it's tch or g boobs.
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i’ve got a pretty dark sense of humor. i actually find it funny when someone slips on a banana peel or steps on a rake. it makes me laugh. my mind is… twisted
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if i came into ur house and saw these in your bathroom i would have you 5150’d
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if i ever got ratiod this hard i would kill myself immediately. no hesitation
Holy shit you pathetic, sensitive, soy, little worm. I made fun of you for watching your girlfriend get fucked by numerous other men and also insulted you for defending child porn. That��s not cancellation, that’s just spitting on you for being a pitiful, sad cuck
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you never know what someone may be going through on the inside. always be kind ❤️
RIP Diana
BREAKING: Dianne Feinstein has died at the age of 90. May she rest in peace, and May her memory be a blessing to all.
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just found out that the transporter on star trek doesn’t just move people around. it clones them and then kills them
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maybe this is weird but.. sometimes i wonder what i would look like if i were black or chinese. idk.. just something i think about… guess ill never know 😕
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oh ok good. i was worried for a sec that i was being mean to someone who isn’t super fucking annoying
when you’re mean to Israel this is who you’re being mean to:
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great. here comes the woke mob to cancel me for killing and eating several people
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there ain’t no problem in life that can’t be solved by killing yourself
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going outside to be racist every couple hours like i’m taking a smoke break
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nathan fielder manipulated me into voluntarily showcasing on tv that i am a weird guy who sucks
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