Jackie, the Stupidest Angel 💀 ✡️
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Navy veteran. She/Her/Hers. I've got the personality of an IRS auditor and the body of a porn star. Hope one of those works for you
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Just some useful advice
CW: Trauma care and wound description
If there is an active shooter and you or someone near you is wounded, the most
#1
thing you can do is stop any major bleeding. Ideally you would use a tourniquet, but that is not something everyone has access to or should be expected to
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@kayla_denker
I remember someone being like, "as a trans person I identify with Harry," and her essentially going, "absolutely the fuck not," and then it just escalated from there
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@nikostratis
I use the metro a lot and it's all escalators, so it's, "An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
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This slip was one of the first pieces of women's clothing I got. It fits very different now
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@hastalalunah
@obaa_boni
No, he looks like a rich white dude who got a bunch of medical treatments to look more masculine and fix his hairline. You know, the way trans men should be able to do without judgement from someone like him
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I'm pretty happy with it! He cut it so it'll grow out into a bob with a minimum of maintenance
At the salon, waiting to get a trim. I feel like there's a draft in here
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This is a weird way to hit on Ben Shapiro. She could have just got him with a, "Hey, short stuff, I hear you like it dry?"
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@gaypulp
@BernieSanders
We don't have a way because politicians crippled our space program. If they'd fund NASA the way they do the military we'd probably have a permanent base on the moon by now. Billionaires aren't doing us any real favors with that bullshit
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Getting ready to check out a new bar!
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Left alone in the doctor's office playing with sizes. This is me with 1250cc, and yeah, want (please excuse the sloppy stuffing)
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@edgeslayer
@QueeneMaxine
yes, because laws about health care always line up so perfectly with the needs of the people in seeking healthcare. Have you considered that maybe the laws are written by people who don't actually understand what it means to be transgender?
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"The effects of HRT are actually pretty minor. I've been on it 2 years and have had barely any changes"
Well, you've only been on it 2 years, locked in your room living on weed, diet soda, and chips. Try again after 3 years of HRT with eating healthy, therapy and excersise
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Living my best life (this is too many fries)
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@sirjayred
@JustinTarnation
She literally didn't season the chicken though! Even showing to her own video she didn't! There was no salt or pepper in that entire video!
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On our way to Baltimore Trans Pride
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We found sex toys in the nightstand of our gay B&B! We aren't sure if they were forgotten or complimentary
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@MagsVisaggs
I saw this picture she was standing there looking like such a stereotypical baby trans woman. It broke my heart
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@KatyMontgomerie
If anyone sees genitals in the locker room than someone is either trying hard to look or trying hard to be seen
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@oncloud_e
My stylist was checking the length of my hair and grabbed a handful of it and yanked. I moaned out loud in the middle of the salon
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I'm going to trans night at a local gay bar, no deodorant, reeking of weed and perfume
Living the dream!
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@9mmballpoint
I had that baby thing explained to me by a guy I met on deployment. I really thought he was joking at first until I realized he was clutching a very worn out bible in his sweaty hands. I told him I am Jewish Freemason and he went away. Reported him to his chain of command
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Reading Feet of Clay after transitioning is a whole different experience. Read this book so many times in the 20 years since I discovered the Disc World and it still touches me
@rhipratchett
@terryandrob
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Aww, baby Jackie! My first post transition Halloween
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@GBBranstetter
@AlanaFeral
Bet there's people blaming trans people instead of the people making bomb threats
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Seriously, mow my lawn for me. I'm too pretty for this bullshit
If you are a femme and want me to call you daddy, you'd better be ready to throw on some cargo shorts and mow my lawn. This is not a euphemism
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My girlfriend is so hot
going to a friend's graduation party! is this too much cleavage? 👉👈
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Hey, wanna come to the Lego Discovery Center with me?
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A year ago I slid into
@turnintoabat
's DMs. We've been through good and bad, calm and violent waters, and shared tears and champagne. She's my soulmate and I can't believe how much I love her
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Trying out a new bra while I take a break from the sports bra I have to wear almost 24/7
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Just girls hanging out, watching a horror movie
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@_introspekt
I've had somebody with an amount focused solely on fetishizing black men follow me for some reason and I blocked them instantly. I don't normally judge people's kinks, but that's gross. Same as white dudes who fetishize Asian girls
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I have changed a tiny bit
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@kayla_denker
As a Jew, I was never comfortable with the goblin stuff, but that's the sort of thing that just happens in fantasy novels, but then I realized the werewolf shit, and racist shit, and transphobic shit. It just kept adding more and more
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@SBElikeswords
True story: I was once at a bar before a deployment and ordered a frozen Bahama Mama. The bartender tried to convince me not to. She didn't add garnish "to make it less girly." I sent it back and told her to add extra Mama. She added all the garnishes. Now I'm a trans.
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Okay, this video is way better than this picture and should be the post with more likes. I'm calling all you tit obsessed weirdos out
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@edgeslayer
@QueeneMaxine
Like, you clear aren't educated, because the new guidance from the APA no longer requires a sense of dysphoria for a person to identify as trans and it's not a new thing at all for people to identify along a spectrum of gender
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We're watching Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and I forgot Glinner was in it?
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At the salon, waiting to get a trim. I feel like there's a draft in here
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Do TERFs realize that when they are constantly commenting on trans people's selfies and feeds it doesn't actually upset us? It mostly makes us feel bad for them because something has gone very wrong in their lives to be this obsessed with people who they will never see offline
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@gwensnyderPHL
I have been tear gassed and OC sprayed for the military. The single most important thing is not panicking. You can contribute to function through it. Stay calm, get to safety. Tear gas is a psychological threat more than physical unless you have a respiratory condition
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Hey, I just think you all should know I'm adorable. Just a total cutey pie
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@_AlexHirsch
@ersatz_elevator
When I lived next to an orphanage they had a Big Boy on the grounds behind the building. Years later I was in Djibouti and found him waiting there for me. I think I may be cursed
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Doing some advertising for my fiancée
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Taking my advancement exam and I am tired and my tummy hortz. I also didn't have time to do my makeup. Lie and tell me I'm pretty
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They aren't huge, but my muscles are bigger than they ever were pre-transition. I don't think I appreciated how much stronger I am now that I love my body until I started judo again and could easily throw dudes my size around
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My fiance is hot as fuck
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@theHappyMedic
@truth_trumps
@Delta
@united
That isn't a solution, that's an inadequate work around. Do you actually think they didn't check to see what other airlines they could fly with? Even if that worked,
@Delta
is still discriminating against nonbinary people
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@KosherSoul
I love the sound of a full congregation singing Avinu Malkeinu. It's one of the few times as an atheist I feel G-d
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That was long 12 hours in Twitter jail, but I'm back!
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@KonnerKent5
@girldrawsghosts
If he's violating his employment agreement he will be fired, if he's not he won't. He made his choices
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@PallaviGunalan
It's so gross. Now I have to live in fear that some pervert baker did this to my donuts before I eat then
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The real miracle of transition is that suddenly owning swords makes you hotter
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Having a drink and watching The Great American Baking Show
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Are you poly, or did you just transition in your 30s and want to experience dating like a college student while also having a steady relationship like an adult?
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Look at this nerd who's been reading comics and watching Star Trek
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Every time I see a woman with fluffy curly hair I think it's
@StopTweetingMia
, despite that being impossible
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@Kristen_Arnett
I love Rottweilers so much and would love to get one (or a Dobermann) but my husband and I agreed our next dog needs to be one ignorant people won't be afraid of
I mean, look at this monster
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@Rainbow_Silks
I know that I should attack the idea and not the person, but seriously, he looks like he would leave a residue on anything he touched
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Love when terfs post your pre-transition photo and go "look how gross this MAN is" and it's like, yeah? I thought he was pretty awful, too. Glad we're on the same page here, ladies
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@huanovec
@bear_wrongdoer
That's because the bad dragon you make them wet and the guy making that joke makes them them almost as dry as Ben Shapiro's wife
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I hate going to the gym and knowing I have to fight some dude bro for the squat rack
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