Alex Hirsch
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Created a TV show called Gravity Falls. Currently cooking up new mischief at Netflix
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Heartfelt thanks to the fans of Gravity Falls! If you watched the whole series through, you're now an honorary member of the Pines family 🌲
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One last treat. Ever curious about the fights I had with the censors on Gravity Falls? I probably shouldn't share this buttttt here are some REAL NOTES from DISNEY S&P and my REAL REPLIES. You are not prepared
#10YearsOfGravityFalls
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It’s crazy to believe it’ll be 10 YEARS this month since I first dropped these twins off in Gravity Falls, Oregon. Happy
#10YearsOfGravityFalls
to every fan who has taken the strange trip with us 🌲
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Disney privately: Cut the gay scene! We might lose precious pennies from Russia & China!
Disney publicly: 🤡 Honk honk we put rainbow bumper sticker on Lightning McQueen today CONSUME OUR PRODUCTS TEENS
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Every day since quarantine I’ve thrown a few of these against my wall. It’s getting...intense
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Against all laws of physics, logic, and good taste, Bill Cipher has somehow managed to write a book. This can’t be good. The Book of Bill invades book stores this July!
#TheBookOfBill
👁️ ⃤
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What the fresh hell. This is REAL. Filmed in 1958- about a conman who grifts a small town of suckers into building a wall. History not subtle enough for you? GUESS THE GRIFTER'S NAME
(And watch until the end)
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I tried to give my Scrub Daddy a spooky flourish with these glass eyes but forgot about it and just scared the shit out of myself walking by my sink
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Happy Birthday to Dipper & Mabel, the imaginary cartoon babies who live in my brain
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From age 8-18 I didn’t miss a single Simpsons premiere. I read the guide until the pages fell out, memorized every line, knew the writer of each ep & could tell you the season by the size of the characters pupils. I’m in total disbelief that tonight I just did a cameo on the show
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@Shade71299
The Mystery Shack ain’t for sale, kid! These knuckles aren’t fungible, you get the picture?
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Getting a headache. Maybe I’ll feel better if I close one eye
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I have literally *thousands* of these. Each one still haunts me
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I’m gonna miss these guys! Congrats to the OH crew on the ✨series finale✨ premiering TONIGHT
#ThankYouOwlHouse
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When we were writing the Gravity Falls finale, we were brainstorming ways to defeat Bill. We forgot to erase the whiteboard, so for months anyone visiting Disney would have seen a large chart titled: “HOW TO KILL GOD”
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Good news: The FaceApp recognizes this tomato as a face!
Bad News: I think I just saw something I wasn’t supposed to see
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You’re welcome, America
Trump campaign ends voter fraud hotline after it's filled with prank calls
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“Be careful what you wish for” is such a stupid moral for a story. The entire point of wishes is that they’re big and dumb and crazy. Keep wishing for absolutely insane shit. No one ever got anywhere by wishing small
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Love how the maga bootlickers who are currently getting patriotism boners watching the national guard shoot people in the street spent last week sobbing that it was “fascism” to be asked to wear soft cheap masks to Applebees
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Never ever tell yourself “my idea isn’t good enough.” The entire premise of Marmaduke is “what if a dog was big” and that shit has been going for 60 goddamn years
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Hey drivers- when you pass the strikers, remember to honk LOUD enough that the execs hear it from their top floor offices ! (They apparently love that) I’m in TAG & SAG & I stand with the WGA!
#WGAStrong
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@MrWolfyface
Disney: Please enjoy our classics Robin Hood, The Lion King, and Zootopia!
Furries: Okay
Disney: NO NOT LIKE THAT
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Lol apparently the geniuses over at Disney+ decided to remove Grunkle Stan’s fez symbol for no reason, but then accidentally left it in the thumbnails because even they can’t keep track of what they’re pretending to be concerned about this week
#DisneyMagic
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To any creative at Disney TV, Feature, Publishing or Streaming: please mercilessly spam your execs with “there’s room for everyone under the rainbow” next time they tell you to “please revise” your LGBTQ+ character for “not being Disney appropriate”
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Excited to announce the Gravity Falls LIVE ACTION REBOOT starring Danny DeVito as Grunkle Stan, Danny DeVito as Dipper, Danny DeVito as Mabel, Danny DeVito as
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Huh weird it’s almost like the studios should just pay their employees 🤷♂️
Studios are losing at least $600k per week for each halted production due to their unwillingness to pay actors & writers fairly.
(Source: )
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To whoever’s been saying “at least it can’t get any WORSE” every day this year: stop it
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Back when I made GF Disney FORBADE me from any explicit LGBTQ+ rep. Apparently “happiest place on earth” meant “straightest” But as of today, thanks to
@DanaTerrace
& team there are explicitly queer ANIMATED MAIN CHARACTERS on DISNEY TV. Im so proud & happy to say that
#OwlHouse
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Your therapist: Realistic Grunkle Stan Head isn’t real, it can’t hurt you.
Realistic Grunkle Stan Head:
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Common Gravity Falls misspellings! A handy guide-
❌Zeus ✅Soos
❌Bill Cypher ✅Bill Cipher
❌Mable ✅Mabel
❌Schmebulock ✅Shmebulock
❌Season 3 ✅Season 2
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Are you a fan of bells? Whistles perhaps? Then pre-order the B&N *exclusive* version of the
#TheBookOfBill
, with 16 extra horrible pages that you will regret reading immediately. Some even have a autographed message from me (warning you to burn the book)
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Horribly alone on Valentines Day? Bill is here to help! Which Billentine are you?
#TheBookOfBill
💌👁️
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@Witdarkstar
Brother this is the TIP of the iceberg
(Note, “tip” sometimes refers to the tip of a penis. This has inappropriate connotations. Please revise)
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Congrats to Tumblr for finally destroying its arch enemy, Tumblr
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Alright let’s settle this once and for all, what exactly is a “ghoul?”
A) A goblin type guy
B) Like a ghost kinda guy
C) Sort of a gollum?
D) Just a weird guy
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Me *writhing in agony*
Twitter: such a mood
Me: *screaming for help*
Twitter: omg same
Me: *violently coughs up blood, dies*
Twitter: me during finals lol
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Get ready. Tomorrow they’re gonna go on the offense, say how all the mean liberals are celebrating & Trump’s a victim. Dont let them change the subject. 200,000 Americans are dead because Trump lied about this pandemic. His lies finally endangered his own family. It’s all on him
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BIG NEWS! I just signed a HUGE exclusive deal with Netfli-[skip intro]
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I guess it shouldn’t be a shock that the election was so close- America is currently trying to decide between “being sick forever” or “taking free medicine” and can’t quite seem to figure this one out
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If I got the rights I would do a final movie “Waterchip Down” where the Chipmunks all brutally die at war and then make it legally binding that there can never be another Chipmunk movie again because “the Chipmunks are dead now”
The owner of ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’ is looking to sell them for $300M.
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Switched Disney+ to German and got this disturbing message 🤔
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✨GRAVITY FALLS IDEAL LIVE ACTION CASTING THREAD ✨
I’ll start:
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Meanwhile in Argentina Weirdmageddon is real
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If I were a Disney executive and I had a beloved Peabody award-winning animated series that inspired a passionate fanbase and broke new ground for representation I would simply *not* cancel it
#SaveTheOwlHouse
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Tax these vampires for fucks sake
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Put a Mystery Shack in Disneyland. Then I pay myself a giant bonus & resign
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Since Gravity Falls ended, a crazy amount of our crew have gone on to become CREATORS! I love all these geniuses & I’ve had the ridiculous luck of doing voice cameos, consulting, writing, producing or suggesting annoying puns on many of their amazing projects along the way (1/3)
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Spider-Gran, Spider-Gran,
Always calls you a sweet young man
Knits a web! Takes a nap!
Her couch is covered in plastic wrap
Look out!
Please call your Spider-Gran
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Saw this outside my window. How terrified should I be right now
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And the Oscar goes to...
#SpiderVerse
!!! Animation is a medium that can do ANYTHING- never been more excited to see what the future holds. Congrats to the team!!!
#Oscars
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This Christmas, get him Surprise For Boy: Paste With Wafer Orbs
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FUN FACT! Dippy Fresh was originally murdered by Dipper. I wonder why Disney made us cut this?
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@GovernorKayIvey
This is what happens when we don’t separate church & state. Calling rape a “gift” makes you as evil as you are stupid. You will be remembered as the woman who condemned minors to carrying their rapists child. I hope your hell is real so you rot there
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All I wanna do is
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*gunshot*
*cash register sound*
take a nap
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Thanks to genius mega-talent
@bauzilla
for performing the voice of “S&P” in this video. To answer everyone’s questions, yes these are 100% real and yes I still wake up in cold sweats thinking about them
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ANNOUNCING: The Gravity Falls
Collector’s edition FULL SERIES DVD/BLU RAY BOX SET! 7 discs! Every episode! Crazy bonus content! Pre-order NOW!!
#MysteryShackIsBack
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Yo this headline is crap buddy. This show is created by Shion Takeuchi, THE PERSON IN THE PHOTO. I’m stoked to be producing on this but this is Shion’s accomplishment- and she should be credited as such
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It has been 5 years since this tweet and I would like time to stop, please
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Finally! Wave 1 of the Gravity Falls Official Soundtrack Vinyl is now shipping! Just…whatever you do, don’t play it backwards
@iam8bit
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We had a Gravity Falls art book all lined up w Dark Horse in 2020, it was going to be amazing, hardcover, filled w exclusive never before seen art. Diz Publishing approved the contract. Then Diz Channel canned it with zero explanation. I still have no idea why. We were all ready
@C_Dobbins
That there is no
#gravityfalls
art book causes me daily pain. To leave all that material buried in a Disney archive is deeply immoral.
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🇺🇸POLLS ARE OPEN NOW!
“You can stop the apocalypse!”
- Dipper 🌲
“You get a free sticker!”
- Mabel 💫
“You earn the right to complain!”
- Wendy 🧊
“You get to fill out circles!”
- Soos ❓
“You can cancel out Ford’s vote!”
- Stan 💰
“You can cancel out Stan’s vote!”
- Ford 🖐🏻
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