I helped a Nazi cover-up their swastika tattoo today. Looking at it now you'd never know it was there, pretty wild what six feet of dirt can do.

Do we really need an American remake of the show where you play schoolyard games and if you lose, you're shot? That's literally just any day at a school in the US.

Too many sequels, let's go back to where it started. A young John Hommand ruthlessly and arrogantly developing inGen and the original park, critics and concerns be damned! Think "There Will Be Blood" or "The Founder". Sure, it's a drama, but it's something different.

Idiocracy wasn't supposed to be a documentary.

Yo why's my apartment management blasting out an email telling everyone I gave my girlfriend a blowjob?

RT @InkMasterbator: Put black trans lesbian Satanists in all food commercials and we can end this insane racism in 3-4 weeks, tops. https:/….

I was having an end of the world dream about this asteroid hitting the earth and right as the shock wave hit me I was awoken because a breaker tripped in the apartment. Looks like I'm becoming too powerful to be contained to just my dreams 😎.

Put black trans lesbian Satanists in all food commercials and we can end this insane racism in 3-4 weeks, tops.

Waiting for the outraged fascists feigning grief when they can't lift a finger off the trigger to do anything about the gun violence. Cry me a river.

Countdown before they start blaming the flood that killed those kids at summer camp on trans people because the water had a log in it and moved faster than Riley Gaines.

I always wanted to finish my MA without taking on mountains of lifetime debt, and get a free vacation in Norway.

Countless kids die in school shootings every single year in this 3rd world trash heap of a country and we can't pass a single bill to protect kids. But kids die in a flood and this neanderthal is putting forward a bill to disarm . clouds.

This hurricane season is going to be a level of suffering and disaster we've never witnessed.

15 kids at summer camp in Texas are among the 43 confirmed dead due to flash flooding. Evacuations could've been ordered but Trump and doge defunded the National Weather Service. Are we great yet?.

This seems unnecessary, the Republican party is already full of Nazis.

Well aren't you a little cutie patootie!

Serving leftovers at the cookout. Didn't this mother fucker just give himself a tax break?

Cutting food assistance programs for the poor is not only cruel, it's straight up asinine. Even the Romans knew to feed the poor to prevent riots.

Texas is flooding and not a word from Greg Abbott. Where is he, spinning his wheels in the mud?.

The only shame I've ever felt as a trans women is people finding out that I live in the US.

I got this friend who every other week I talk to her she's gay, she's straight, she's back to gay. I'm like "No girl, you're biweekly".