i can be your long lost pal
@PallaviGunalan
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Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2010
proud of this bit about panic attacks i riffed during a stand-up crowd work show. (i use the phrase “used to” VERY lightly) for more stand-up check out my insta https://t.co/sDc2pArxPk and tiktok https://t.co/XxuukKQktS
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that’s crazy because shutting the fuck up is free
@cristela9 Flour, nuts, chocolate chips and sugar are eligible on SNAP.
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Tremane Wood is currently on death row, despite his older brother admitting to killing victim Ronnie Wipf in 2002. Next week, he will have the chance to make his case for mercy. Oklahoma's attorney general is fighting to ensure his death anyway. https://t.co/7TE0gp61fv
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Next week, Tremane Wood will have the chance to make his case for mercy. Oklahoma's attorney general is fighting to ensure his death.
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This are the faces of the 40 children Israel murdered yesterday. Their last moments on earth https://t.co/ieLI1WIkVC
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oh i wish faaaar worse
Mark Zuckerberg was reportedly upset over Billie Eilish's comments about billionaires.
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me joining the cast of selling sunset and immediately turning the houses into low income housing
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i have seen more blackface costumes casually scrolling than i have ever vibes are FUCKED right now
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i’m gonna need you to subtract the slave labor from that “surplus value.” you unabashed peasant
the average billionaire has provided more surplus value to society than a random pop star could conceive of
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god their editing team is so damn fast. comedians could learn a thing or two from him about the Clip Industrial Complex…
It's scary how cute Park Slope was tonight. Happy Halloween, NYC.
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If you spent $10,000 every single day, it’d take 100 days to spend $1 million. It’d take you 274 years to spend $1 billion. The gap is insane
massive amounts of angry people yelling at billie eilish for being rich while calling out billionaires, are oblivious to the wealth a billion holds, and are more invested in yelling at someone more in reach. the “appearance” of hypocrisy online is worse than actual harm
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wow if you're mad at zohran i bet you're gonna hate who's mayor now
After Zohran Mamdani blows through taxpayer dollars with govt grocery stores and free buses aka homeless shelters on wheels, do you suppose there will be any $$$ leftover for flood mitigation? 😭
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the gay screaming "OH MY GOD!!!" over and over again is all of us
Adele bursts into tears after seeing Celine Dion attending her Vegas residency https://t.co/cr2nm8v4Kv
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i'm obsessed with her. halloween is her holiday like christmas is mariah carey's
Heidi Klum and her husband Tom Kaulitz — dressed as Medusa and the Greek soldier she turned to stone — on why it’s still “important to do live art” amid the rise of generative AI: “This is only good for the night. Tonight. Everything goes down the drain, so to speak, in the
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Heidi Klum and her husband Tom Kaulitz — dressed as Medusa and the Greek soldier she turned to stone — on why it’s still “important to do live art” amid the rise of generative AI: “This is only good for the night. Tonight. Everything goes down the drain, so to speak, in the
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the best thing jd vance could do for usha is leave her for erika kirk. get those kids as far the fuck away from that man as you can
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I hate gay Halloween what do you mean your Cynthia Erivo’s acrylic nail
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i love how we all just know
had a table that was incredibly rude to EVERYONE so many complaints about them from the somm to the back servers, but at one point i explained our kitchen was closed, they said “if we want more, we order more and we get what we want” tipped 10% take a guess where they were from
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