Wraith LaFrentz
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spin me a thread from the world’s beginning | @lilmeaties
Joined July 2016
Sacrificing the momentum of the hurry-up offense to huddle up so I can tell my teammates I love them
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I learned about sex from ChatGPT because my parents never talked to me about it
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I don’t have the concept of the wheel memorized. I derive and reinvent the wheel every time I need it
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Osama shouldve hooped instead of tryna kill ppl cause he tall as hell!
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Man: why is the speed of light that? God: what Man: the speed of light in a vacuum is 299,792,458 meters per second… why? God: first of all, the speed of light is 1 dumbass
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Light through yonder window be on it’s breaking type shit
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[counseling veteran who lost both legs in an IED and is dealing with PTSD] that’s nothing. You should try being an eldest daughter
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I’m gonna cast the first stone anyway because I don’t care because I’m a sinner
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[teaching Mixology 541] There are simple syrups, which are a solution of sugar in water, and then there are complex syrups which have both a real part and an imaginary part *writing equations on board*
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GIRLS CHAT rlly sweet tho 2❤️ ok but like how bigs his dick 5🔥 KATIE!! 6😂 what we were all wondering 4😂1👍 packing 3🔥2👍 BOYS CHAT Who tf is “Katherine” 5😂 My wife bro 4😲1👍 U married ? 3😂 Lmao 😂 We have 2 kids 3🙄 Congrats on the sex I guess bro 4😂
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Drunk Athletic Director DMing coaches way out of his schools league on X dot com
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I’m working on a modernization of Hamlet and he talks like this
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The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time to shut up and drive.
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Poor timing to post this as it is monopoly szn
Never eat McDonalds again Most brush it off, thinking it’s inconsequential. An innocent act of occasional indulgence. What’s the matter? Wake up. McDonalds is a drive-thru confessional. It’s a philosophy of decay… + a global religion built on pleasure + trading vitality
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They turned on Big Brother 3 years ago without telling anyone to evaluate us all and get a baseline and you got an integrity score of -17
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