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@yoloswagstudios Stay winning Yoloswag
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@whitesoxfan2006 Anything with weed infused tastes like 10 kinds of dog shit. It's a taste you can't mask.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 Lol, I keep seeing threads on steam deck forums asking if the 64gb model is "big enough". Not if you want to play anything released in the past 10 years.
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@GeebMinister That's a pooped pants face for sure
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@uncledoomer @vikilic0 @dyingscribe I've been at the gym for strong times to attract hard men.
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@PlayHyenas Holy shit this looks like complete ass
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@JadeAtrophis What in the absolute fuck is the last one?
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@gigabilly He gamed the system by asking for a 10 million course meal as his last meal.
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@DAKKADAKKA1 More polygons than Gant Bridge in San Andreas.
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@viperwave Otacon: Wait! Snake, you will need this.
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@grlica_ @BnuuyBoifriend Did not think I would be reading this sentence today
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@MyArmsAreBroken It is funny that sex toys for women have been normalized for the longest time. Im sure the boys in the lab are cooking up some gasoline powered pussy pumpers sponsored by Adidas.
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@ShitpostRock No doubt. If I was 10 years old, I would be balling out, having Master chief popping off Kamehamehas at Peter griffin and solid snake. Plus they make it easy to access crazy game modes to turn the game into the most bizarre childhood fever dream.
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@uncledoomer @GodsBarTab I will fight to the death to enjoy the blue album, green album, and Pinkerton but 90% of their catalog is slop and their most popular shit is extremely basic.
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@normposter Unskilled vs skilled labor
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@tulpapilled You don't even walk into the theater? You leave as soon as I hand you your receipt??
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@gigabilly Kill tieflings. Behead tieflings. Roundhouse kick a tieflings into the concrete. Slam dunk a tiefling refugee baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy tieflings. Defecate in a tieflings rations. Launch tieflings into avernus. Feed tieflings to the buelette.
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@MKatorin The last samurai
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@greentexts_bot Don't tip. Employers are obligated to pay any difference between actual server payout and fed/state minimum wage.
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@alexstein99 @stoolpresidente @barstoolsports That pizza is literally like a 4 on the frozen pizza scale. Even the Totinos Pizzas have it beat.
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@BlackTopGunMav @allthewayhomie @JohnnyACE562 @TheBasedPluto @Ghostof_Atticus It looks like you are discussing statistics, would you like to learn more about the term "per capita?"
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@tulpapilled Mexicans like dragon ball Pajeets like pooping in the street
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@FishtankFunnies Is he violent, as requested?
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@M3cha909 @LookAtMyMeat1 It's better than you'd think. Like elden ring and spiderman remastered run very well on the device. Also, they are having some devs release custom versions of their game for the deck with lower res textures and other stuff to increase performance.
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@H1TWOM4N He has counterspell up
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@BigDickBarclay Had a racist, Trump supporting black girl swooning over me in law school
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@txtarheeldad @Indian_Bronson They are waiting for their results before pressing charges.
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@JoshStump9 @iWetMyDenims Don't worry there's probably some hamburger helper in there to balance it out.
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@SN1P35 As an attorney, Indians are some of the worst clients. They often are clueless, demand 100% attention, expedited work product but don't want to pay and try to haggle every bill. Every client has 10 family hang-ons. You can never understand what they are saying by phone or email.
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@tsarlet2 @JadeAtrophis Surprised it's not trans eye for the kid guys.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 > alien > alien movie > alien is the real monster
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@UnbiasedCrime Would love to go through an image database of who they consider "white" as well. Sure it would cull the number down by at least half. There's always mugshot galleries and it'll have the most Chicano dude and be 'white'.
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@JoeLongBalls He nailed the voice he was going for, which is more than I can say for dongyea
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@realdaddydagoth @MegaTherion69 @greentexts_bot Games don't need to make you cum in your pants within the first 20 min but the process of progression should be fun and enjoyable - basically the opposite of many modern games where the end game is the prime focus and the early mid and/or late game suck.
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@realRaegenhere > need costume to protect identity > copy mask from spiderman > want to flex zoomer aesthetic > cut a hole in the top > niglocks reveal identity > still need to cover head > make add hood to costume > put hood down down
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@hayasaka_aryan Almost a 5 minute segment and he can't make a clear point or joke. Just hemming and hawing the entire time.
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@stronkdaddy Pool is closed due to AIDS
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@JustinWhang Yakub was a big dragon ball z fan
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@InternetJumbo Please keep making these. They are so funny.
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@BocchiKamf ... It's over ...
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@JGreenriver Waiting for his sister to report to the front line infirmary for emergency milk transfusions. The boys on the front line are thirsty and Israel's khazar milkmaid battalion are keeping them in fighting shape! When the water lines are sealed, the milk must flow!
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@Sp0nge76 @anonbirdd Good thing idubzzz had never said that word or done a high profile yt vid where him saying that was the climax of the video.
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@14TND88 It's a W for white men everywhere, though.
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@wwarrior_1 Not everyone can be . . .
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@DeathAngelUSA All I got last time was a wh employee trying to sling some meth.
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@SForlord Additional literature
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@pope_head My vote was for "Jew Land"
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@jetneptune_ Reminder: under dmca 1201, you can go after not only the person selling it but those who are assisting in its trafficking, i.e., the owners of the discord server. -- in case you need some ammo to ensure compliance.
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@butleriano And yall niggas was clowning on space force.
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@restoreorderusa His ... Trump card
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@iamyesyouareno i love the percentage of black insults that are regurgitation of insults about themselves.
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@ProjectHopium @greentexts_bot Mrw my wife asks me why I roundhouse kicked our kid in the chest when he came into check in on me in my study.
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@DAKKADAKKA1 Guess we found out that: 1. Sven rolled Warlock. 2. His patron is Xi Jinping.
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@JackdawJackal It's like the Dunning-Kruger effect except for attractiveness. Girls work themselves up into these hysterics to try and convince themselves they are so attractive that a random man driving a truck out of a gas station will be so overcome with lust that he will want to r*pe her.
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@bippyyams @whorememe @MyArmsAreBroken Every month it just about takes me out of commission for the entire week 😵‍💫😖😵
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@Goodtweet_man Just wait until the cancer switches into MAXIMJM OVERDRIVE!
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@Faajir_Libertas @normposter Reddit is down the hall and to the left.
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@fishtankdotlive Late arrival Jon needs to be early exit Jon.
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@Return0fthePhig @LookAtMyMeat1 Idk, I enjoy the game play. It was like semi-tactical and allowed for some cool builds.
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@BananaPhoPhilly @uncledoomer @GodsBarTab I know it's trash but I can't help but enjoy island in the sun and hash pipe
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@Tr00peRR Will ai ever be able to translate language like this into English in real time? I couldn't understand a word she was saying.
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@soyvius @heckmanatee Being named Kevin in German is like being named dingleberry mcretard in the US.
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@Grek_merc90210 It's a photoshop.
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@GaryPetersonUSA how are so many people in the replies and quote tweets missing the fact that this is edited jesus christ
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@ManletThorin Took him from aids robotnik to whale sith.
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@DatDudeJeremy @mr_blah_blah_ Pants a little bit tight
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@Babygravy9 werent they giving money to blm or some gay shit
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@NEWSMAX @mattgaetz @CarlHigbie Gross. Less minorities. More whites.
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@realRaegenhere Lol that vid has been poking around my YT homepage. Glad I ignored it and watched a rockos modern life table read instead.
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@AlevityXiaku @ChiseHatoriFan Mobile gaming has been nothing but a fucking blight upon the world.
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@PDakkadakka . . . For modern audiences
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@CryptoOnlyCoims Ah the Blackfoots, the ancient ancestors to the hobbits.
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@KEEMSTAR Inshallah he escapes this persecution
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@Howlingmutant0 What? You're saying *MY* family owned slaves? Wow. You are telling me this for the first time.
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@GranTorinoDSA He liemaxxed, which was pretty cool
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@realRaegenhere Uncharted was a great game series. It was like playing through an Indiana Jones game and it had fun stuff like unlocking cheats through game play. Sony have dropped the ball on their exclusive titles
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@hayasaka_aryan Counterthread 🧵 What Pokémon: The First Movie can teach us about the deescalation of Middle Eastern political conflict (through the complete and total destruction of Palestine).
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@peacock @ambermruffin Somehow even worse than the daily show.
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@Bad_Tweet_Man I need my avengers spin off where this guy is just stacking them up in the rice fields.
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@tulpapilled Got kidney stones last year from Dr pepper. :D
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@DoubleK1776 @reddit_lies It doesn't interfere enough with the car lanes.
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@JadeAtrophis And it was not enough. Our only mistake was not killing them all.
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@NickAdamsinUSA Nick, can you please compile all of these true stories into a memoir?
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