Women 12 hours into their new bf’s “literally me” movie marathon (they just finished Lord of the Rings and moved onto Ryan Gosling’s entire filmography)
2007: game opens with you fighting the magically animated Colossus of Rhodes
2018: game opens with you cutting down a tree and then slowly riding a boat down a stream
Nah, they were better actually
The Last of Us Part II Remastered comes to PS5 on January 19, featuring:
💥 No Return roguelike mode
🎙 Lost Levels with dev commentary
🎸 Guitar Free Play
👀 Graphical enhancements
🎮 DualSense integration
⭐ And more
Learn more here:
>Big Boss canonically afraid of vampires
>disappears around the 1980s
>Vamp appears to be around his 30s-40s in MGS4 so he was possibly born in the 80’s
Big Boss went off the grid as soon as an irl vampire showed up. 10/10 worldbuilding. Kojima does it again
Vernon obviously knew Harry’s life would be difficult as an orphan and thus pushed him much harder than Dudley, which ultimately gave Harry the resolve to face Voldemort.
Vernon is the real hero of the story.
The “rule of two” is literally my favorite thing in all of Star Wars because it really cements how stupid and lame the good guys are if they can’t just kill two dudes
I know Samuel Hayden’s true identity was kept a mystery until Doom Eternal, but shrewd gamers could guess who he was by simply removing the A and N from his last name
it's so heartbreaking to see hogwarts legacy on this list. during a year where trans people are actively being attacked, to the point there are laws removing our healthcare or alienating us from society & people are declaring they want to commit violence on us or *worse,* (1/6)
Gamers™️, if I see ANY of you shitting on laid off devs today like I've seen you do to others, I will not hold my tongue. You deserve every curse that comes your way, verbal or metaphysical.
Insomniac: “People hated MJ’s stealth missions. Age her up 40 years and add more.”
Kojima: “Peopre didn’t rike Raiden so I make him a coor robot ninja now.”
The difference between these two Directors statements is one stands on the shoulders of giants. Stealing whole sale other game’s mechanics and gameplay structures.
The other, made from the ground up, the entire genre.
“You mean I exist as a construct of your imagination solely to be rotated?”
“Yes, Applejak.”
“Why?”
“To prove that I could.”
“But why did you make me self-aware and prone to motion sickness?”
“For my enjoyment.”
Hey writers! Does your story have unpleasant characters, villains, or antogonists?
If so, look at the character descriptions. Are your antagonists described as physically unappealing? Are they overweight, unattractive, or physically marked as different?
STOP THAT NOW.