Sir Andrew W. White ♞
@Drositor
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Kicker of tires&lighter of fires. Knight, gizmologist, Dad&fruit farmer. Prepper&Constitutional advocate. Self proclaimed 2nd US Emperor + pro your protest
United state of AK
Joined September 2011
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By following me you expressly acknowledge and accept my ascendency to Emperorship.
Im sorry, I don’t make the rules.
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@LolOverruled
Landlords call my service company the least out of any group of individual.
A landlord who is up on repairs, is probably actually a hotel. Most heating/cooling units I've found in rentals result in a call to the fire marshal and fines.
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@adoptedhighway
Bagel place sales= nutritional distribution specialist.
You left because of the companies lack of desire for team play, and an inability to motivate and encourage. When they say "he sold bagels," your statement of leaving sounds badass again.
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@adoptedhighway
Not that I'm going to ask, but if you were in prison making .05/hr for 10 years, you worked for the "state of ____, dept of corrections," or "SO_, nutritional services," not "prisoner"
You can make anything sound badass as fuck
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@DonnyMartell
We over 35 might have printers, but they'll never have ink. We buy cartridges, print once. they dry out, and we buy new ones 2 years later when we print again
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@LolOverruled
Were not supposed to tell you that your heater is killing you by law, but fuck that noise. I'll show up in court for your lawsuit as a witness, for free.
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@LolOverruled
In fact, if any of you are going down this route, and need an "inspection" of your unit for an expert opinion in court, send me photos. Call me. Dm me. I'll even help you pay for it
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@adoptedhighway
Shoot me a REAL rough draft, as shitty as you want, and I'll turn it into career material for you.
Did you take health class in 10th grade? You should be red cross certified for cpr. Employers like hiring a dude that could theoretically save a life
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@CrankUpThe_AC_
@Simply_Shamaria
That’d be nice but statistically, rounded to the nearest whole number, absolutely zero teachers call for positive instances.
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@AndrasZold
@JumpJackMeridan
Probably something minor. They didn’t shoot him, so it’s definitely somewhere abroad.
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@heyyitsjanea
@pb_and_garlic
I knew he was married and his wife was “in the business”
Had no idea it was Chelsea peretti. Wild. I doubt there’s ever any chill in that household
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@dangerdaysthetr
@strongbadegirl
After 30 years of fixing bathrooms I can wholeheartedly without any hesitation tell you womens bathrooms in bars are disgusting. I pull entire clothes out of shitters, drugs, fucking knives and yes, floors covered in piss.
I won’t even work on one these days
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@Goatsy61
@NeilNasty7
Round these parts, like in 2008, it caused quite the out of pocket build boom. We haven’t slowed down since. All my bank contractors have been replaced with just people going paycheck to paycheck on their own builds. Takes a few years to finish a house but it’s better n very way
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@Chris_SactoCA
@TinaDesireeBerg
That's not true, they immediately went after the guys in black on the right side of the street.
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@symplyjas16
@Signedbysophiee
@WMPolice
Get a load of their bio... they don't even try to hide the bullshit, they wear it like a badge of honor.
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@SpiritofBellamy
@_RaeTheMartian_
@indigenoussista
Weird cause I’m also foreseeing a shit ton more police stations being returned to ash
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@historicganglo
@LolOverruled
Landlords like to skip sounds batting in the sub floors because that's like an extra $400. Why do that when they can just yell at people on the second floor for moving around
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@lillianj_art
@PissJugTycoon
"Teeth can remineralize. Teeth rebuild themselves"
My dentist. Hadn't been to one in 14 years prior to that.
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@dalimkandawire
@MichuEmenalo
We have these all over alaska for water tank filling, even at the gas stations.
Black= unleaded
green= diesel
red= super/unleaded, yellow/blue=water
Pretty normal stuff. Gas pumps got WAY higher flow
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@johnsavage_eth
@ShitpostGate
I got you fam. The smell when you gas up is intentional. Gasoline Activates the mesolimbic pathway, which is the body’s reward system. Literally triggers dopamine and seratonin secretions
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@KrCampbell99
@if_you_see_kaye
@AnnaGHughes
Once I've mastered that 32 week tomato shelf life, I'll rule the world
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@pixelatedboat
Neil is naturally a downer, so when you mix him with uppers, you get heart problems
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@LadyBug8098
@guavadulce
@thedivinenoire
@shaTIRED
No, this is what happens when a whiny man child has billions and investors, with no actual goals in life.
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@exlibris_mhuitt
@itsadiel
@prward
Luke 22:34-38, Exodus 22:2-3, Luke 11:21, maybe Psalm 18:34 and 144, 2 Samuel 22:34-36, Matthew 5:38-39 but that’s kind of metaphorical and about virtue, Romans 12:17-18 is about peace until not possible, Hebrews 12:14 is about greater jihad, Psalm 44:6-7 outlines the act being >
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@CampariMD
@curiouscontempo
@nominalnaomi
@laviejadelpan
Because people directly asked them for the info, then more info, then more info after that.
Why do y’all ask for info you don’t want? Seems pretty silly
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@d_reamerr
@LibertyCappy
It’s intentionally just nonsense to trigger reactions and engagement. That’s really all they post. They don’t have real content
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@gogh_shawty
@PrimeVideo
I was laughing my ass off when him and Toby started into back problems
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As of 2017, usa was listed as a second tier nation in the social progress index. For the ten years prior, we were the lower bar for first world nations.
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@skye_daddy
Ted cruz. I've already publicly challenged him to a duel on the libertarian party facebook page and he blocked me. Was banned, but got that overturned, because my post included a yugioh pic ;)
Offer still on the table, Teddy
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@JemmingKristin
@MumOf2RatBags
@TizzyEnt
If you can’t tell from the guy pointing out your bio is a literal invitation for discourse, you’ve gotten yourself into one right now.
There’s 3,106 people that found you unpleasant from this “almost never” post alone
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@PepperoniDave
@anneapplebaum
And Cuba is leading the world in covid vaccines, which are free to anyone on earth.
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@SeanJam19Delta
@JAHattaway
@pierobluewulf
@TristanSnell
Call the cops on himself for his unsecured and improperly disposed of firearm. Get laughed at, maybe cry
There’s a few things he can do.
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@HenryWHall
@JenYetAgain
May as well be drinking gold with the cost of Bethesda collectibles.
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@squidlyyy
I grow food from seeds that supposedly don't grow, and are patented. I also belong to an underground illegal seed auctioning club. Believe it or not, super illegal to ship a lot of seeds abroad.
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@mikeyyyyf
@dougyroland
@SuddenlyMarxist
@raadzzi
If you’re a landlord buying used property who’s not broke you’re either starting off with enough anyways, you’re broke too dude, or you’re a shitty landlord.
Which one applies to you?
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@MrTooDamnChris
@GatianFor2024
Well, they did say it was carrying oil and was in need of "freeing"
As an american, this makes perfect sense to me.
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@JoLuehmann
@PopesSolNFT
You were talking about a hypothetical kid you didn’t want anyways, which is kinda worse than just generalizing everything due to anecdotes
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@AlisonBoxxer
@POTUS
Canceling jobs and then reinstating said jobs isn't an acomplishment, but wording it as one is cowardice and false valor
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@camvil5
@khaighle
@stevanzetti
Sometimes those stripes intersect in patterns, to make little color filled rectangles, and we call that plaid
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@if_you_see_kaye
@KrCampbell99
@AnnaGHughes
As a tomato farmer, I didn't find it helpful or humorous.
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@milawren
@MustacheBob2
Apparently multiple anonymously reported claims will increase the speed of action
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@americanpecan
In english, when a vowel is followed by a consonant, then by another vowel, the first vowel will "say it's name".
The correct pronunciation is strictly pea-can. Not pea-kahn, nor puh-can, nor puh-kahn.
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@BradComplemence
@Tinkuwu
@CzechForRain
You're making fun of Italians but I'm hea ring 50 year old Brooklyner
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@cotsdi
@ChudsOfTikTok
Stopping and frisking because of location and attire and race. They’re not allowed to touch them until they agree. Cop at the end says “we’ll see you later tonight”
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@sniffing69mew
@cloutgobIin
Thanks for explaining. I was instantly under the impression that you have some hate filled death quest against chihuahuas. I didn't pick up the satire at all.
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@tima_alhaddad
@ashslippedawayy
It was an awesome and hilarious movie with the message of “just be yourself” for both men and women.
I don’t think there’s a single person in this thread that actually saw it
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@datdudecaleeb
@ShekGlo
If it's basic economics, your stating that it's a fact, not an opinion. He feels you're wrong. If you want to debate, it'd be on you to prove your statement. Otherwise, yeah, I can see why he blocked you.
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@exlibris_mhuitt
@itsadiel
@prward
You want all the verses or just a reference? I’m down to facilitate
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@Emma_has_hope
@HelaoSouse
Single handedly raised literacy rates bye like %50 in an entire state. She's boss level awesome
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@charm77
@86theRajas
@thegallowboob
I'm excited. My dog is on his last days and finding out he didn't have to have his life cut even shorter was a plus. His heart and lungs are wearing down, and this is his last summer, but he's has a good life. It was a plus to have him around for an extra couple years.
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@YourLunaOF
@crazyclipsonly
This is %100 NOT a coyote.
It’s an Arabian wolf
Y’all need to open more books and less mouths
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@westunrest
Thin it was mlk that said “those who make a peaceful protest impossible make a violent revolution inevitable”
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@acab4qt
@RealKaylaJames
Biden and trump both whole heartedly have spoken against both of those. Lol
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@weareronin47
Our state has legislated defenses and justifications for our statutes covering this exact scenario.
All states should
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@dangerdaysthetr
@strongbadegirl
Not that men’s rooms aren’t always a puddle, but that’s because urinal flush valves sweat and leak constantly
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@nick_____t
@mstratford
What if your son enlists, and changes his mind? You won't want you tax dollars funding a national defense system. That might make you mad.
Yup... they just get more hilarious as you go
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@chloe_withanh
Bodily autonomy extends to vaccines. It also covers religion, gender choice, and well, it’s a big part of the constitution and bill of rights. It’s the only right you truly have as a person
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@hoggomcswineass
@JAHattaway
@TristanSnell
I don’t know if likes are gonna be what he gets. This makes gun owners laugh, law enforcement take interest, gun banners worried, and environmentalists angry. Probably embarrassing for the work colleagues too
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@HormetcAesthetc
Ummm.... we haven't yet taken to the streets and pretty sure this dude is getting 2 life sentences for hate crimes...
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@eco_loves
So, plumber here.... bamboo toilet paper is great, and better, but will NOT break down in a septic system unless bacteria and fungi are regularly added. If you don’t maintain your septic, these will ruin your septic.
Been down this road far too often.
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@authorbear2
@AuthorJFuller
A 150lb dog can eat an entire 3 layer German chocolate cake, but will be put down by 4 king size Hershey’s dark chocolate bars.
It takes two normal sized bars for most dogs 11-25lb for milk chocolate, but just half of one in dark chocolate
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@_msjad
@Manarjarban
@LAPDHQ
Take a look around. Watch the videos before. Watch the end videos. Dude obviously knew that and it's WHY he jumped in.
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@Son_Of_Clark
@DavidGoesPlaces
@CommunistHouse1
@catinabalaclava
@davidlparsons
It’s raining here and the ph level is 5
I’m not drinking that and it’s not because of Teflon
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@mikeyyyyf
@dougyroland
@SuddenlyMarxist
@raadzzi
That’s 3 things. One of the things was that you actually were broke and are in denial.
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@Pliny_theElder
@lukeisamazing
I got two of these, without the end prongs. But one day, I'll have those prongs, and I'll be able to charge the world!
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