realized customer service wasn’t for me when a lady on the phone told me i didn’t know how to do my job and i said “well walk me through it” and she hung up
all of the school shootings happening and you want to ban the one thing that links parents to their children during an emergency?? i’m proud of those kids because that’s ridiculous
i love how we just give our own connotations to animal behavior like what if the elephant was actually letting them know that they better not be here when they come back??
older ppl are so funny why did i just find out that when my grandfather needs an app put on his phone, walmart, cvs, the bank, etc. he goes to the place and have them download the app for him cause he ain’t know he could do it himself😭
when my aunt passed i found out in gym during a free day, told my gym teacher, while holding back tears, that my mom was coming to get me because my aunt passed and asked to get my stuff and this lady told me “you wouldn’t have known if you weren’t on the phone” BOY
y’all remember that lady who twote that her child was like 3 and still not talking and somebody responded with “well maybe he ain’t got nothing to say”
yeah maybe he was on to something cause LMFAOO
ADDY ISN’T DEAF SHE HAS ZERO HEARING LOSS!!! For the first 4 months we were told she was completely deaf and then for the last 16 months we’ve been told she has partial hearing loss but it’s official her hearing is perfect!!!! She’s just an asshole that ignores us sometimes!!!!!
i remember reading somewhere that the high note was planned just between toby and the director, because he’d overheard toby singing mariah carey, but they didn’t tell anyone else so this was everybody’s genuine reaction to hearing that high note for the first time
Sofia Vergara reveals the reason she and Joe Manganiello got divorced was because they disagreed on having kids:
“He wanted to have kids and I didn’t want to be an old mom. I feel it’s not fair to the baby. […] I’m almost in menopause; it’s the natural way of things.”
how do you calmly tell someone that they’re insane because $300 is actually a slap in the face. she is slapping herself in the face. i don’t know how to price cakes but even i know that’s too little
my granny made oxtails today
last time she made them was for thanksgiving and my uncle couldn’t eat solid foods yet so she told him she would make some for him the next week
he went into a coma that day and later passed
she hasn’t made them since
my granny made oxtails today
every time i go to the cemetery i get creeped out cause i always end up passing by my aunt ethel’s headstone
which shouldn’t be a big deal except she’s still alive and just decided to get it because they were having a sale around the time she had to bury her mother
Black Twitter is divided after a business owner - (Nail Tech) turned down the opportunity to work with Cardi B because she was expecting her to cancel all of her loyal clients to accommodate her request.
babe you gone have to help us understand because even with my most prejudicial thinking cap on i can’t figure it out. i even went to the local alt right man and he too didn’t know.
Fan that Adele defended from security at her Vegas residency tells TMZ he’s not sorry for the people behind him after standing and singing along most of the concert:
“I only had one opportunity to see her and I took it. I’m not really sorry. They could’ve stood up too.”
took this today. i need y’all to understand that this is why ppl in low income neighborhoods are upset when other folks try to act like not buying fresh and healthy food is a choice. it’s because milk is $7 and expires today
Ursula is black. and since y’all need help casting her i’ve decided to be nice and help y’all out by giving you a list of plus size black women who can play her
-Lizzo
-Amber Riley
-Loni Love
-Scarlett Johansson
-Queen Latifah
-Monique
-Alex Newell
you’re welcome Hollywood
Amy Schumer had “sex” with a guy who was drunk and in and out of consciousness, got mad because he didn’t satisfy her, then turned it into a women’s empowerment speech where she made her victim the punchline of jokes about the assauIt, then was applauded in the name of self worth
i am such a firm believer in the custodial parent letting the child live at the weekend parent’s house for a good month so they can see if the grass is really greener.
Kim talks about her struggles with parenting North West:
“North, she’ll go to her dad’s, she’ll be like, dad, is the best! He has it all figured out. He doesn’t have a nanny, he doesn’t have a chef, he doesn’t have security, he lives in an apartment, and she’ll start crying,…
i have never seen so many companies jump to have advertisement with the word “pussy” in it, uncensored. like these girls are iconic idk what to tell you