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Every liberal woke up last week and decided to become this person
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There are booty short slogans everywhere for those with eyes to see
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You call an Uber. These four cars pull up at the same time. Who you riding with?
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To teach my kids a lesson about socialism, I gave all my kids a list of chores that I thought they could handle, but set their allowances at the same level.
Then I had the CIA murder me and install a puppet dad.
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Find a shirt that goes harder, you can't
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+ Theoretically, if publicly hanging say, 5 fentanyl dealers led to saving the lives of hundreds, is it morally reasonable?
+ Why would most San Francisco residents view my question above as horrifying and immoral?
+ What do other countries do with their fentanyl dealers?
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One of the most irresponsible things they teach in history class is that Nazis burned books that contained unspecified "dangerous ideas," because every chud who experiences mild criticism thinks they're heir to that martyrdom
Nazis burned books about communism and gender science
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"these riots are just giving Trump exactly what he wants"
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I love pictures of things than line up perfectly
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One accuser = "nobody else has ever had a problem with him"
Multiple accusers = "this feels coordinated"
JUST IN: Sixth woman comes forward with accusation against Cuomo
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@jimmy_wales
The point of that poem is that fascism begins as anticommunism, not that literally anything can be a slippery slope.
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@transscribe
When you believe you're living in the best version of your country, the only thing you can imagine is making it worse
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The Supreme Court Justice I nominated doesnโt have a seditious spouse.
Thatโs a Biden Win!
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@MissPavIichenko
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Only thing more embarrassing than getting ganked with that thing is the whole country taking less than 2 weeks to decide the assassin had a point
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Remember when Watchmen was trying to be over the top but they accidentally predicted Ben Garrison?
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This is not a party with a future
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@crulge
CVS deciding to lose 2 billion dollars worth of cigarette sales because they're in the business of health
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The generation who grew up in the shadow of 9/11 doesn't put too much stock in decency. We saw that the people who perpetrated the worst crimes in recent history were unfailingly polite.
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@MuellerSheWrote
Instructions unclear, if "Blue MAGA" is off-limits, what term should I use for people celebrating the construction of the border wall as a Biden win?
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If they take down the Internet Archive, they're coming for public libraries next
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If they think that's bad, wait till they start putting it in history textbooks
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@telushk
Personally, 2018 almost killed me. I can recognize that this year is a disaster but also that it's going better for me relative to at least 90% of they population by pure luck.
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You posted that tweet exactly one week after it came out that Cuomo was using prison labor without PPE to make sanitizer. It didn't age like milk, it was dead on arrival.
I deleted a tweet from 1 year ago, that aged like milk in the sun.
Moreover, the tweet took an unnecessary shot at
@CynthiaNixon
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We live and learn, and Twitter will always remind us when we fall short.
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To be clear, in those hundred days, 300,000 humans were removed from this country via Title 42 expulsion.
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Ben Shapiro stars in National Treasure 3
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@RealKaylaJames
I think I read about it on the news. Killed in a shootout with members of a violent gang?
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Liberals in 2016: At least we're about to enter a golden age of political comedy
Liberals in 2018: trump and putin r gay lol
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@appuntito160
Woe to anyone who wants Don Draper's aestheticc but thinks they can escape Don Draper's trauma
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British tabloids go above and beyond, always
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@DeputyScrotes
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Yes. The person who claims ownership of the oil underground will sell the oil for far greater than the total amount paid to the workers who extracted it, despite not having personally done any of the work themselves
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if Biden's most ardent supporters held total control of government Trump would be publicly hanged and every Jan 6er would be buried alive
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I think I would get in the one that recognized the difference between the US acting as an imperial power vs. the US being attacked by an imperial power
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@atreyupilled
Mirrors a post I remember seeing on r/gendercritical asking why they never actually posted about feminism
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@disco_socialist
One time I posted this picture on Twitter and got an email notifying me it couldn't legally be displayed in Germany
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