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Published journalist, competitive eater, tenured professor. 🤠 @CowboyBoys Podcast

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@DoctorMacArthur
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Just putting the final touches on my rental unit
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@MPSLewishamCntl And what exactly is the maximum amount of sweets I can walk around with? Two? Three? I am just a law abiding citizen who doesn’t want any trouble.
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Can anyone recommend any smoker friendly gyms in NYC?
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@DoctorMacArthur
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I think the #Cybertruck looks pretty cool
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@timerube @JustinWhang 85% of the population is blessed with NPC brain and they are happier and live more fulfilling lives because of it.
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@TheCreatorClash Thank you for doing the right thing. Will you also please remove this fighter from the card as well. I believe he has also violated your rules.
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@_Antonio_Gil_ @andriannies @AlesiaG_ I know, someone should do something about the NYPD.
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@disclosetv Got really excited until the last part.
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@DramaAlert @deathink More YouTubers should hop on this hot new trend
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@EmperorLemon Hey, they both did.
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@DoctorMacArthur
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@shoe0nhead If liking big butts is racist
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@stclairashley Comedy is still legal on Twitter
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@Leaf_lt @doejens Yeah, you are the only one.
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@MoistCr1TiKaL Very common level headed Charlie W
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@Babygravy9 -Sam Hyde
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@KrangTNelson I can see why he did this
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@DailyLoud Goodnight sweet prince.
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@DoctorMacArthur
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@crazyiIIusions When I was a kid I could have sworn my dad arranged some cubes like this but I was never able to recreate it just right.
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@MKBHD I come to you for tech opinions. You don’t need to have an opinion on a conflict between two groups that has been going on for longer than you or I have been alive.
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@DoctorMacArthur
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My manhole cover butt plugs are now available on my Etsy store
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@standupdan I am actually a Zionist and I think your material is hack and you should quit comedy.
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@IDF Did you guys run out of AI generated image tokens?
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@BangBangClick Hey man, everyone is trying to dunk on you for working on Google Stadia but I just wanted to let you know that Spore was also terrible.
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@BNONews Righty tighty, lefty loosey.
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@DoctorMacArthur
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What you see vs. what she sees
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@SethDillon Please Seth, we just want her returned home safely. She is only a child.
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@AP Rest in peace king.✌️
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@SethDillon How much of your business model is mass reporting anyone who makes a joke that is funnier than yours?
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@SethDillon Aren’t you the guy asking everyone to report jokes that you find offensive?
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@wjames_com @bingodaddyy @elmuseo @EliaAlbaNYC I actually bought this artwork and it is going in my rental unit. Sorry for the confusion.
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@KEEMSTAR @iAmFroggyFresh @ChrisRGun @MisfitsBoxing @Jidion6 You are going to regret this decision when Froggy makes fun of your girlfriend.
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@Minions I'm already excited
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@shoe0nhead Good Information Inc.
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@nypost Two blatant lies in the first couple of words
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@Shaydozer Let’s gooooo!!!
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Gonna meet “The Hat Man”
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@SethDillon Satire for me but not for thee
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@MeganBitchell I got drunk and sent some horny tweets last night and woke up to this.
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Women should do their own Jan 6th
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@Criminalsimpson The real Waylon Smithers
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@TonesDeath @AP Reddit tier insult
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@lexfridman Hell yeah king. Looks only about 25-35% cardboard and floor sweepings.
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@chaseleantj Wow, this comic wasn’t funny at all! In fact I would say that it sucks and is bad!
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@FortniteStatus In a few short hours…
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@nytimes Waking up my wife to show her this article
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@DoctorMacArthur
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Here is my submission for the new $20 bill redesign
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@SimoneHCollins Your child will grow up with weak parents unless you do something to change that.
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@s4m31p4n Being a gay dude is gross until you turn 30 and then it is classy.
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@ChrisRGun If you get a walkout song you should walk out to Froggy Fresh.
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@crypt0e @AP Literally yes
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@s4m31p4n Bleeky passes you the blunt, do you accept?
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@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Okay, but what if you changed the story a little bit and he did?
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RIP in Peace to arguably one of the greatest meth heads online, Conald Eugine Peterson, AKA Fedsmoker. He lived how he most probably died, filming videos of him accosting random innocent civilians while on the verge of an overdose with a piss jug in his hands. 🕊️
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@Boogie2988 Boogie’s heart on Meth
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Taking my GAY son to Hooters as punishment for his bad grades.
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Man took his 9-year-old son to Hooters to celebrate good grades — internet trolls are calling the father 'creepy as f–k'
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Normalize ghosting your job.
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Sorry babe, the bees stay on during sex.
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If one of my coworkers murdered someone on the job and then my boss told me to go stand outside of his house to protect him I probably would not do that.
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@IAmSteveHarvey @JamarMalachi Notice how Steve didn’t say Katt was lying.
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@MKBHD Google is literally unusable right now. Can’t find any information without putting “Reddit” at the end of you query. Can’t find any HD images or use reverse image search anymore. Can’t find torrents or any slightly controversial information.
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@NeillBlomkamp I jumped out of my chair when I first saw this
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@TwitterBlue Twitter was better with the 140 character limit
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@SweatieAngle This is what happens when you give a child unlimited access to Alex Jones’ Super Male Vitality supplements.
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@ID_AA_Carmack I think we should take all the screens, computers, and automatic transmissions out of cars.
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@Timcast Sir, Grok is woke
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@MeganBitchell If she truly loved me should would love my stupid haircut.
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@wigger Nope, lost it all in a boating accident. 🤷‍♂️
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@Snowden You can block Kazakhstan for now but you will ask for forgiveness when the world bows down to Kazakhstan.
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Men can only take one of two paths in life.
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@SimpsonsArt_ Stupid sexy Marge
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Burn in hell OJ, your wacky white Bronco antics and courtroom shenanigans interrupted dozens of hours of prime time The Simpsons episodes for me as a child, and for that, I will never forgive you.
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@EmilyDWarfield That is a safety feature. Keeps the catburglars out.
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@briangaar Looks likes someone just discovered how to utilize hate engagement to get a little boost in the algorithm!
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My neighbor is e-vaping
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@jack Thank you Jack for doing your part in accelerating it 🫡
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@TitusNation @JewdyGold Okay, but how your joke any different right here?
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@DiscussingFilm You may be asking yourself how Nick Kroll's Big Mouth keeps getting new seasons until you look up that his father is a billionaire and that this pеdophile show is never going to end.
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@hasanthehun How is this any different from what made Eminem famous?
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One perk of face tattoos is that if you fall asleep first you don't have to worry about your friends drawing penises on your face with marker.
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[MMMM4FFFF] NYC - 4 roommates looking 4 love. @mikeabrusci @thisdiegolopez @Shaydozer or me.
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@commentiquette I do know a little bit about boxing and it is generally frowned upon when the organizers mom starts trash talking one of the fighter.
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It also costs zero dollars to ridicule and make fun of someone.
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And the Grammy for what good pussy sounds like goes to a pot of macaroni!
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@MichaelRapaport I have a real problem with Jewish people calling me Goy, they should be calling me Goyish.
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@GravitysRa1nbow Dancing you say?
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@nytimes The NYT is reporting on whether or not this song is ironic in an attempt to distract you from Biljana being replaced.
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@basic_chanel Ghislaine Maxwell
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@JustinWhang I am sorry Justin, I always knew how much you loved him from how much you always spoke about him. I hope these vandals are brought to justice.
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@nytimes I’m not even a Portnoy fan but I couldn’t care less what you have to say about him.
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Dave Chappelle sure does love talking about this exact same topic in every single special.
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I am tired of hearing about Piers Morgan, The Royal Family, and beans for breakfast. Just hand me a musket and point me in the direction of any redcoats and I will fix this like an American.
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