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Judy Gold

@JewdyGold

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@JewdyGold
Judy Gold
4 years
BREAKING: Dr. Anthony Fauci has tested positive for Itolduso-19.
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She didn't lie. She didn't disparage a Gold Star family. She didn't denigrate a war hero. She hasn't called Neo-nazis 'very fine people.' She didn't refer to places in Africa as 'shit-hole countries.' She hasn't sided with dictators. She said 'mother-fucker'. Get over it.
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FYI: Rachel @maddow will go down as one of the most relevant and significant journalists (and minds) of my generation.
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Judy Gold
2 years
My father is a #veteren of #WW2 . I am as American as you are. I also happen to be a #Jew . Please speak out against #Antisemitism .
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Judy Gold
3 years
You want to know what I find infuriating? The fact that @elonmusk is hosting @nbcsnl and #CarolBurnett has never been asked to host #SNL in the over 45 years they have been on the air.
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3 years
I hate you.
@RepMTG
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸
3 years
Our neighbor, @RepMarieNewman , wants to pass the so-called "Equality" Act to destroy women’s rights and religious freedoms. Thought we’d put up ours so she can look at it every time she opens her door 😉🇺🇸
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Judy Gold
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I hate everyone.
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Dear friends and followers, it's time to speak out against #antisemitism . We need to hear from you. This is not a time to stay silent.
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1 year
Fuck you
@SarahHuckabee
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
1 year
It’s International Women’s Day – a good time to remember that Democrats can’t even tell you what a woman is.
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Judy Gold
3 years
It is sad and pathetic that in our country people are not even safe walking into a fucking grocery store. There are NO excuses for not passing #GunControl legislation now. Fuck the #NRA . I’m so sick of this shit. #EnoughIsEnough
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Judy Gold
2 years
#NeverForget #HolocaustMemorialDay . Don’t look away. And don’t you ever compare this to wearing a mask.
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Next time you plan on talking about the #Holocaust maybe have a Jewish person sitting at the table? Just sayin’ @TheView .
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Judy Gold
3 years
They’re Caucasian??
@MaryLTrump
Mary L. Trump
3 years
Why are these fucking traitors not being held at gunpoint, handcuffed, and arrested?
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@JewdyGold
Judy Gold
3 years
Everyone hates you.
@SenTedCruz
Senator Ted Cruz
3 years
This didn’t use to be controversial. #flagday
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Judy Gold
2 years
#KevinMcCarthy is a classless POS. Put your fucking phone away. #StateOfTheUnion
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@JewdyGold
Judy Gold
2 years
Outstanding.
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Adam Parkhomenko
2 years
holy shit watch and retweet this ad
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@JewdyGold
Judy Gold
2 years
Hello? @adidas ?? Are you there?? Anyone? Stan Smith? David Beckham?? Is this thing on 🎤?? #SpeakOut #boycottadidas
@AVindman
Alexander S. Vindman ❎
2 years
This dude Kanye is a clown. @adidas what do you think about this? He seems to imply you’re okay with antisemitism.
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Judy Gold
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WTF?!?! This woman is out of her fucking mind!! #GOPResponse
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Judy Gold
3 years
Let me update this quote: A CNN executive told me that Toobin deserved another chance: “I don’t think that one terrible mistake should define a person or ruin their employment opportunities for life EXCEPT FOR @kathygriffin ."
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Jeremy Barr
3 years
Out of the blue, Jeffrey Toobin is back on CNN after being gone for 7.5 months. A CNN executive told me that Toobin deserved another chance: “I don’t think that one terrible mistake should define a person or ruin their employment opportunities for life."
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@JewdyGold
Judy Gold
7 years
I have been thinking the same exact thing.
@ClydeHaberman
Clyde Haberman
7 years
As someone with family murdered in the Holocaust, I never dreamed this possible, but I trust Germany's leader more than this US president.
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Judy Gold
5 years
Why is everyone so fucking annoying?
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Judy Gold
2 years
Don’t fuck with a comedian.
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@JewdyGold
Judy Gold
10 months
Wow. What a fascinating story. Do you want to see the abrasion on my nostril from my CPAP machine? Get a fucking life already.
@JenniferJJacobs
Jennifer Jacobs
10 months
Scoop: Biden has begun using a CPAP machine, per sources. The device is to treat longstanding sleep apnea, one of the people said. As Biden departed the White House this morning for Chicago, indentations from the CPAP straps could be seen on his face. Story by @jendeben and me.
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Judy Gold
2 years
It’s called a joke.
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Judy Gold
2 years
I think I look great "Wickie!" Have a great day!!
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Judy Gold
2 years
We are 2% of the population. TWO PERCENT. #stopantisemitism
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Judy Gold
4 years
BREAKING: #StephenMiller diagnosed with coronavirus strain known as COVID-666.
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@JewdyGold
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4 years
Next to a young white guy.
@chipfranklin
Chip Franklin.com
4 years
How does Lindsey Graham sleep at night?
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Judy Gold
3 years
My mother Ruth died six years ago today. What I would do to hear her criticize me one more time. I miss you mom.
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Judy Gold
3 years
Just wanted to share that I wake up every morning with crippling anxiety. Therapy has taught me tools and methods to deal with it, but some days it is overwhelming. I have a very understanding partner. I am lucky. You are not alone. #breakthestigma #mentalhealth
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Judy Gold
6 years
Isn’t it really shocking that @LindseyGrahamSC is single and has no children?
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Judy Gold
2 months
There are no words. He was a gift. He was hilarious. He was kind. Oh, how you will be missed. Rest in funny. @TheRichardLewis #RichardLewis
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@JewdyGold
Judy Gold
4 years
This disgusts me on so many levels.
@davidcicilline
David Cicilline
4 years
For someone who claims to be such a patriot (and who attacked NFL players protesting police brutality), it sure doesn’t seem like @realDonaldTrump has a lot of respect for the National Anthem.
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2 years
I hate everyone.
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Judy Gold
4 years
L’eggs pantyhose in container shaped like an egg.
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I❤️80s𝕏
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3 years
Next to a young man he has bought and paid for.
@chipfranklin
Chip Franklin.com
3 years
How does Lindsey Graham sleep at night?
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Judy Gold
2 years
Atheism
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Mystery Solvent
2 years
What is this an advertisement for?
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Judy Gold
5 years
Anyone else joyously watching videos of @realDonaldTrump getting booed at #WorldSeries2019 over and over and over and over again?? #BooTrump #LockHimUp
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Judy Gold
2 years
Antisemite. Megalomaniac. Traitor.
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Judy Gold
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Shut up. She said nothing wrong. Unlike you who put Sasha’s & Malia’s lives in danger. #BeBest #Birther
@FLOTUS45
Melania Trump 45 Archived
4 years
A minor child deserves privacy and should be kept out of politics. Pamela Karlan, you should be ashamed of your very angry and obviously biased public pandering, and using a child to do it.
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I am so sad. Willie Garson was such a wonderful person. A bright light. One of the good ones and an incredible talent. He was most proud of being a father. I will miss him. Rest In Peace. #TooSoon
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Judy Gold
2 years
Next to a young man he has paid for.
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Chip Franklin.com
2 years
How does Lindsey Graham sleep at night?
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Judy Gold
4 years
Is #MyPillow effective for suffocation? Asking for 55% of Americans. #CoronaVirusUpdates
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Judy Gold
6 years
Sorry Honey!! We’re all still talking about how Manafort and Cohen are cooperating with Mueller. Have a great night!!
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
6 years
“They say all these people died in the storm in Puerto Rico, yet 70% of the power was out before the storm. So when did people start dying? At what point do you recognize that what they are doing is a political agenda couched in the nice language of journalism?” @GeraldoRivera
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Judy Gold
6 years
FYI: The guy hugging the flag in your profile picture is five of those things, you hypocrite.
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Judy Gold
5 years
We sure are.
@MyDaughtersArmy
Greg Hogben
5 years
We are all Greta Thunberg.
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@JewdyGold
Judy Gold
5 years
You're tired. Your hair is fake. Your skin is fake. Your marriage is fake. Your University was fake. Question is, how do you go through life having no sense of humor, no self awareness, no humility, no grasp of the truth, and no real friends? This is the real state of emergency!
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
5 years
Nothing funny about tired Saturday Night Live on Fake News NBC! Question is, how do the Networks get away with these total Republican hit jobs without retribution? Likewise for many other shows? Very unfair and should be looked into. This is the real Collusion!
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Judy Gold
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So….um…segregation, Vietnam war, 3 assassinations, recession, homophobia, AIDS. Sooooo simple and soooo easy for so many. #tonedeaf
@NikkiHaley
Nikki Haley
10 months
Do you remember when you were growing up, do you remember how simple life was, how easy it felt? It was about faith, family, and country. We can have that again, but to do that, we must vote Joe Biden out. #RTM2023
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4 years
Am I the only person who changes the channel the moment the abused animal commercial comes on? #toosad
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@JewdyGold
Judy Gold
5 years
What a pig.
@LifeNewsToo
Stop Abortion Now
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BREAKING: President Donald Trump Defunds Planned Parenthood, Will Cut Almost $60 Million in Taxpayer Funding #maga2020 #kag2020
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Judy Gold
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It is your civic duty to watch this entire speech. Make your kids watch it. Make your parents watch it. Make everyone you know watch it. Thank you #JonStewart . #DoYourJobMitch #FirstResponders
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Scott Dworkin
5 years
Watch Jon Stewart rip Congress a new one for not showing up for today’s hearing with 9/11 first responders. Jon should run for office. #DoYourJobMitch
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Judy Gold
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OMG!! So funny!! Does it make you feel like a man when you make fun of @ewarren ? Great parenting! Shove your fucking pinky up your fat ass, you complicit liar.
@mikepompeo
Mike Pompeo
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My son PINKY PROMISED me he’d pay for dinner tonight. We’ll see!
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Judy Gold
2 years
I miss talking to my mother.
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@marcorubio Shove it up your ass; and let us exalt in watching you. Judy Gold 6:21
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Judy Gold
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Fun fact: In 1777 #BenedictArnold was kicked off an American Airlines flight for disruptive behavior and subsequently arrested at Saratoga International Airport. #Airports #TrumpMilitaryParade #WTF
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Judy Gold
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@RandyRainbow
Randy Rainbow
4 years
Repeat after me: #IWontVoteTrump ✋🏻 This one’s a fundraiser on YouTube for @Headcountorg who I learned about from my friends at @GLAAD . Donate if you can at link in my bio and visit to #RegisterToVote or verify your address! 🗳🇺🇸🧚🏻🎶
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Judy Gold
6 years
Seriously?! That is horrible. You must be so frustrated by everyone being against you for no reason. How are your bone spurs?
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
6 years
Little Adam Schiff, who is desperate to run for higher office, is one of the biggest liars and leakers in Washington, right up there with Comey, Warner, Brennan and Clapper! Adam leaves closed committee hearings to illegally leak confidential information. Must be stopped!
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Do you have any friends?
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I hate him so much.
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Judy Gold
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I love you
@TheGoodLiars
The Good Liars
1 year
We were able do a live interview on a Rightwing TV channel at the New York Rally for Trump.
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Judy Gold
6 years
John McCain John McCain John McCain John McCain John McCain John McCain John McCain John McCain John McCain John McCain John McCain John McCain John McCain John McCain John McCain John McCain John McCain John McCain John McCain John McCain John McCain John McCain John McCain
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
6 years
It was my great honor to sign our new Defense Bill into law and to pay tribute to the greatest soldiers in the history of the world: THE U.S. ARMY. The National Defense Authorization Act is the most significant investment in our Military and our warfighters in modern history!
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Judy Gold
4 years
We all need @RandyRainbow more than ever! Thank you Randy. ❤️
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Judy Gold
5 years
I honestly don't know what I'd do without the genius of @RandyRainbow . #brilliant
@RandyRainbow
Randy Rainbow
5 years
A gentle public service announcement from your favorite cockeyed optimist. 🎶🇰🇵💖🚀😳🤷🏻‍♂️🍸
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Judy Gold
3 years
I can’t.
@BarbraStreisand
Barbra Streisand
3 years
Dear Randy – Your musical and visual creativity are like buttah! With my thanks and warm regards. B.
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Judy Gold
3 years
I really cannot stand #CaitlynJenner . Nite nite.
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Judy Gold
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Mary is a national treasure.
@ejeancarroll
E. Jean Carroll
3 years
BEST QUOTE OF THE FALL: “I think he is a fucking loser, and he is going to throw anything against the wall he can,” said Mary Trump of her uncle’s new suit. “It’s desperation." THANK YOU MARY TRUMP!!! @thedailybeast @MaryLTrump @kaplanrobbie
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Judy Gold
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Sending love and light to @kathygriffin . ❤️
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Judy Gold
4 years
I cannot wait to hear Melaina give this speech at the Republican National Convention. #DNCConvention #DNC2020convention #MichaelObama
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Judy Gold
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15 years with this one!! And this is one of the many reasons why I love her so much. Laughter is the key to life. Happy Anniversary Darling!!! @Elysadawn
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Judy Gold
4 years
Thank you @sarahcpr !!!
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Judy Gold
3 years
Thinking of all of the #LGBTQ youth in #Arkansas , #Tennessee and #Alabama . We see you. We love you. We have your back.
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Judy Gold
7 years
Thank you for your service.
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Judy Gold
3 years
BREAKING: Mary is experiencing contractions and her cervix is dilated. Baby's father is AWOL. More later. #Christmas
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Judy Gold
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Oh, how I miss her!!
@paramountchasia
Paramount Network Asia
2 years
@JewdyGold 's mum makes us dearly miss the days of answering machines. #CallYourMother
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Judy Gold
7 years
Actually your presidency is imploding and will only get worse. #TrumpRussia
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
7 years
We are making great progress with healthcare. ObamaCare is imploding and will only get worse. Republicans coming together to get job done!
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Judy Gold
7 years
Merrick Garland.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
7 years
It is a disgrace that my full Cabinet is still not in place, the longest such delay in the history of our country. Obstruction by Democrats!
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Judy Gold
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JOSH HAWLEY IS A PIECE OF STEAMING SHIT.
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Judy Gold
3 years
Perfection
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Judy Gold
3 years
The #CDC just announced that you no longer have to wait a half hour after eating a tuna sandwich to go swimming. #Jewish
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Judy Gold
6 years
Did you get a chance to stop by the factory that makes Ivanka’s shoes?
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
6 years
Looking forward to a full day of meetings with President Xi and our delegations tomorrow. THANK YOU for the beautiful welcome China! @FLOTUS Melania and I will never forget it!
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3 years
THIS. RIGHT NOW.
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Judy Gold
2 years
If you are an #AntiSemite I hope you never need a pacemaker or defibrillator since they were invented by a #Jew . #stopantisemitism
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The best!!
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Judy Gold
4 years
BREAKING: Both #DonaldTrump and #ChrisChristie have been transferred to the Insensitive Care Units.
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Judy Gold
6 years
OMG! So clever!! Did you think that up yourself?
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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Judy Gold
3 years
Museums, theater, and bookstores.
@tonyposnanski
Tony Posnanski
3 years
If there is a civil war coming and you don’t feel like fighting, hide in libraries, dentist offices, and shower stalls. MAGA dumbfucks never go in any of those.
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I have such a close relationship with my sons.
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We deserve way more than 24 hours. #InternationalWomensDay .
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2 years
Gutted. No Words. #RIPGilbert
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Judy Gold
3 years
Brilliant joke. Bye now.
@caslernoel
NoelCaslerComedy🌙
3 years
One thing I learned from watching all the GOP dudes getting covid shots is that push-ups must be considered a form of socialism.
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Judy Gold
3 years
My flight this morning was delayed 90 minutes b/c a family would not abide by the mask rules and had to be escorted off the plane. I hope the parents have to walk the 2800 miles home with covid. #ThankYou to all of the flight attendants who are keeping us safe. #Respect @JetBlue
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Judy Gold
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Bob Saget was hilarious, kind and generous. What a loss. #RIPBobSaget Thanks for the laughs.
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Judy Gold
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👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾
@caslernoel
NoelCaslerComedy🌙
3 years
If you stood and clapped while a drug addict wearing Depends and a girdle spewed anti Asian rhetoric while his kids grifted money from charities and his soft core porn third wife said ‘be best’ as Russia interfered with our election, you’re not a Christian, you’re a coward.
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Judy Gold
6 years
Disgusting
@Newsweek
Newsweek
6 years
Trump's "hire American" pledge doesn't apply to Mar-a-Lago as he gets visas for 70 foreign workers
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@caslernoel
NoelCaslerComedy🌙
3 years
‘Accidental Discharge’ is why Trump wears Depends. It is not an excuse for a police officer to take a man’s life.
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This national treasure has done it again!! @RandyRainbow is so smart and talented. Thank you Randy!!!
@RandyRainbow
Randy Rainbow
1 year
🎶Speaker of the House... Cunning little chap...🎶🤣 #NewVideo #Parody
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Judy Gold
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Can I wear white jeans to a constitutional crisis?
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