Dave Gander
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Electrician/Handyman. Delight in winding up fanatics. Love satire and take the **** out of everyday stupidity Seeks honest politician. 🤣
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Dear arrogant self entitled cyclist dinging your little bell and yelling obscenities at me on this path. No I won’t be getting out of your way, as you now know. Walking the 200m wasn’t so hard was it. Remember the hierarchy of vulnerability and the need to comply with signs?!
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@bugg3r_it
One reason it's no cycling (there are many more) is that it is not wide enough for that to safely happen (pedestrians have to stand in if they meet a an adult and pushchair coming the other way. Regardless no cycling means no cycling your opinions carry no weight.
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@IsSaddleThereIs
Your opinion is totally irrelevant. No cycling means no cycling. It's not up for discussion. You dismount and walk.
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@FuckCarsReddit
Car indicating, long before cyclist arrived. Plenty of time to slow. Car crossed broken not solid line. Cycle desimeans it's very low and potentially in a blind spot. Everyone has a duty of care and self preservation.
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@BillEdgarnews
For just a few quid a week I've joined the Labour party - I won't be voting for them but should I ever get stopped for speeding, parking infringements, wearing 2 left shoes in public or drinking on a TfL Train I'll just wave my membership card and be waved politely on my way.
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@BILDERBERG_GP
I think remainers have to pay too. Not only that similar charges have been in place in London since 2003, want to blame that on Brexit too?
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@PrasunK5
@realDonaldTrump
As long as you ignore the other 44 in the title race. We had a bad leader this side of the pond, we made a film about him. The Madness of King George. What will the title be for the Trump story, Donald John and the Giant Impeachment.
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@cox_tom
@SageSussex
Stuff the cat flap, I'm just grateful he invented gravity. Could you imagine all 8bn of us just floating around aimlessly. It was OK in Tudor times or earlier when collisions over the gas works were far fewer.
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@lucullus
Seems to be working as intended. The objective being to slow cyclists for the protection of the more vulnerable users, pedestrians.
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@GBNEWS
So that is what a desperate migrant fleeing a war zone looks likes these days. I remember the days they had shredded clothes, unshaven and unkempt, were hungry/bordering starvation.
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@tocskshop
Oh wow, I'm convinced. Please send two bottles, along with 1 kilo of Chicken's milk cheese, 2 dozen bottles of snake oil and 2 reversing lights for a submarine.
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@sscmark
But hopefully not on a path where cycling is prohibited. Or in more formal terms illegal.
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@laura_whitehawk
OK next time you see a chap with a suicide vest on, ask him if he would be so kind as to get in your car and then drive to the nearest Police station. I hope your nearest and dearest enjoy collecting bits of your vital organs from across a wide area. Murder no public safety yes.
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@GBNEWS
Enforced medical treatment without consent (when consent is possible) is currently assault. Making the vaccine mandatory is therefore legalising assault. I don't fancy the chances of anyone trying to administer drugs without consent to a fit 30 something with attitude.
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@petebarlow
Hopefully you don't ignore them. If you do then you deserve to be prosecuted. The use of a bell on a prohibited pathway doesn't making the cyclist right. The sign is clear and it's time cyclists realised that it applies to them regardless of their opinions.
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@jardinmondial
@BBCSussex
Siri show me details of someone that doesn't understand that Southern Water is a Limited Company. Siri give me details of the misreporting undertaken by Southern Water (2005-07), something the then CEO called shameful - but only once caught. Remind me of the then govt.
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@GBNEWS
He's not far off is he? If we didn't give so much away as soon as they arrive they wouldn't be flocking here. Just the basics is all they should get. That includes accommodation is unused barracks, no phones (adopt the prison phone access system), make them work for peanuts too
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@RevRichardColes
And in the new updated version of Cluedo we ascertain it was the Reverend on the Train with the Luggage.
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@BRITs
@munyachawawa
@nellarose
Thanks for the warning, I'll get the windolene out and start on the greenhouse.
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@AvonandsomerRob
Purchased with his own money or left to him by somebody in a will, perhaps even a present or competition prize? Please confirm how you know the source.
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@EmmaKennedy
So based on one person then. That's it she'll be a disaster because one person you spoke to holds that opinion. A really balanced, unbiased opinion then. It might be better if you name the said person to add substance and perspective.
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@AllisonPearson
@BrugesGroup
I'm not convinced there is enough talent within the 650 at Westminster to make a fruit box let alone a decent cabinet.
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@montziemontz
@RexChapman
Really. Can you not see the skill of the operator and the joy it brought the kids. I've seen adults (possibly you) make more mess putting a spoon of sugar in your coffee.
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@IsSaddleThereIs
You are entitled to you wrong opinions. Consequence is cycle and face enforcement. Stop being woke and accept that signs are applicable to all that use any given public space. Cycling is not permitted on that path and hasn't been as far back as I can remember (1970 ish) End of.
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@lumpusme
@RevRichardColes
Anyone capable of finding a use for a newspaper is clearly a competent guy. The shame of appearing in the Daily Mail, let alone on the front cover is punishment enough. Quite right not to sack him he'd already suffered. (And he'd heard Cliff singing live!)
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@RevRichardColes
Cycle facilities are available. Note cycling through the train once on board is frowned upon - particularly if you are resplendent in your cassock. .
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@CarolineLucas
So it definitely wasn't caused by a cigarette, discarded bottle or jar and period without much rain. It is definitely climate change, you are certain of that. In your area most fires on Ashdown Forest start on footpaths or within 25m of a car park. Human yes climate no.
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@DoctorMacAndDog
@bugg3r_it
One reason that it's a no cycling path is that there is simply no room to safely pass a pedestrian whilst cycling in that location so it's not an option. It's therefore to narrow to safely pass person person bike. It's one of many reasons that it's no cycling.
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@Jack_Tallant97
@NoContextBrits
Really, looks like he is in the passenger seat with the A frame and the top of a mirror both in shot.
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@GBNEWS
So born in '94. Doesn't have many governments to compare does he. Knows what those around him (parents) thought of Blair/Brown and early Coalition. So that leaves Cameron 2, May and Johnson! I suppose he's eaten a Mars Bar and thinks he's an astronaut too.
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@LittleBigFarm
I've seen the bits of torn off human after they tangled with farm machinery. A huge part of me says mow him down and lose the bits, another bit says show him footage of the injuries he narrowly avoided. The last bit of me says plough him in with the stubble.
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@wallaceme
As a country boy if I go to London and feel threatened by all those huge red things moving about aggressively in Oxford Street I assume I can now have them taken away so as not to spoil my shopping experience.
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@elweasel2010
@JeremyClarkson
Do keep up - we left at the end of January 2020. UK terrorist attacks v American mass shootings, Lucky the great orange one likes big numbers as that is just what you've got on this one.
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@carlafrancome
That's because the traffic can drive along the road and the wheels breakup and with the road grit help melt the snow. If there was adequate use of the cycle lane and pavement the same would have happened there too. Stop trying to make a point that clearly isn't there.
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@Care4Calais
When Jews fled Germany and the lands Germany had/was invading then the UK was the first safe country. How does this work with the current influx passing through most of safe Europe to get here. It really isn't the same situation is it?
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@esccroads
No I am not your bloody admin support. Get off your fat padded arses, and look for yourselves. A275 Christie Road Junction in Lewes has flooded due to insufficient drainage for over 55 years to my knowledge. It's been reported since long before the internet. Now bloody act.
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@ArchRose90
Any news about the action taken at the Regent Park Mosque during Friday Prayers. Thought so. There clearly displayed the Met Police are discriminating against the Christian community in a Christian country, there can be no other explanation.
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@RustyRover1
That was one of my initial thoughts too. Not only that it was a very old style chrome dome type we had as kids in the 60s/70s.
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@GBNEWS
No no no no no. Cut out all this rubbish, simply turn them around and push them back to France. We neither need nor want them. They do not enhance society, they take our wealth and give us nothing but trouble. Send them back, don't let them in.
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@NoContextBrits
Here in Sussex it's likely to be a twitten. It's a local world meaning betwixt and between, normally referring to walls, hedges or buildings Lewes, Hastings and Rye are full of them. (Passage may also be used, Pipes Passage and English's Passage in Lewes)
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@JeremyClarkson
Is that everything in total cost £140 (you cheapskate) or all individual items were priced equally at £140 (rather a lot for Children's jumper for Hammond). Have you bought your friend Greta a present yet if so is it a new Diesel Defender or an Aston DBX?
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@CyclingInASkirt
Why were you deliberately ignoring the cycle lane to your left? Why were you not riding defensively? Why were you wasting energy charging up to a red light?
No, the motorist wasn't perfect, but neither were you and you were the one who would have got hurt.
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@JuliaHB1
We gotta get out of this place by the Animals. Lyrics below!
We gotta get out of this place
If it's the last thing we ever do
We gotta get out of this place
There's a better life
Don't you know, don't you know, don't you know
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@RevRichardColes
I'm no expert on birds but can confidently (ish) rule out, Emu, Dodo, Ostrich and Penguin if that helps at all.
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@haroldthimbleby
@james14_tony
@theresa_may
@Conservatives
Of course people change their minds, my father wants to swap his vote from Atlee to Churchill but guess what - too late pal the result I'm told must stand.
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@JeremyClarkson
Ever noticed how those hit by cars always get off the road and curl up with their head hidden before they die. Or could it be how they get dumped so the gunshot wounds can't be seen once they're shot by landowners?
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@Straffo
@JeremyClarkson
It might have always been the case in your limited experience but it certainly wasn't the case back in the days of Moss, Fangio, Hawthorne and Clark. They didn't have full face visors or seat belts either. They did however have massive gonads.
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@RevRichardColes
I'd go for a Jersey Royal. Avoid a David Coleman or John Motson, they're just commontators (sic)
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@GBNEWS
I missed the bit in my History lessons where it was explained how Tull, Brunel, Hargreaves, Newton, Cockerell, McAdam, Dunlop and many many others all originated from a small group of islands off Florida that have not benefited from their inventions/hard work.
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@GBNEWS
I didn't realise there's a vacancy. About time you reported on real news rather than stirring up non stories. Speculation isn't news and you're not called GBspeculation.
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@IlminsterSteve
That has absolutely nothing to do with a cyclist ignoring a "Cycling Prohibited" sign. Goodbye.
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@PLATTSHIPAMBA
@piersmorgan
Thank you sir. There are many bridges that need to be built to solve this problem and you have spoken out. I sincerely hope that your message is heard across all communities and in all parts of the country.
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@daisy_haggard
An old school colleague of my father, Mr Light once received the comment from the headmaster. Just occasionally I find the Light to be Bright, however, for most part I find myself wondering if he needs a shilling for his meter. A polite and helpful boy none the less.
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@alastairdick
Lets be clear about this. They all appear to be non white. OK if you want it another way black. 6 out of 6 and not one of them ethnic British with Anglo Saxon, Celtic or other white roots. This is true. I'm not a racist but I do see them and it does influence o[inion.
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@sophielouisecc
You said before the tournament started that you had no interest and wouldn't be watching - mainly in protest at the Qatari people and their rules. Today you were dying but seem to have made an enormous recovery to enable a bout of amnesia and a watch of the match.
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@JuliaHB1
@IsabelOakeshott
@BorisJohnson
Did you miss the bit about the vaccine only reducing the effect, it doesn't stop you getting it and it doesn't stop it being passed on. Add that to only half of us have been vaccinated, then add in that last year "school kids don't get it" this year "school kids are getting it."
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@spectrum620
What about no gathering in public? Oh hang on plod is scared of upsetting Mohammed. I get it now, young white women can be manhandled by both the Police and Muslim sex gangs but Muslims are outside of the law when the day ends in a Y. Welcome to Great Britain 2021.
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@GBNEWS
Starmer insists that everything a Tory MP does is the responsibility of Boris as the man at the top. So who was the man at the top, the DPP the Head of the CPS when Savile was "let off". OK Starmer needs to decide which way he wants it, or of course stay perched on the fence
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@sophielouisecc
@JustStop_Oil
Not paying attention. Lorry drivers at fault, regardless of the cause.
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@RevRichardColes
@BBCr4today
In readiness for cooking "the meal" I've purchased many new pots pans and roasting trays. I find that the colander has only 25 fairly large holes. Thank you google for confirming it's probably an Advent Colander.
It's OK I'll get my coat as I leave.
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@JuliaHB1
Where do some people get the idea he is a comedian from. That bloke just rants nonsense, most of it suggesting he dislikes the UK, its customs and history. Yet he hasn't got the will or desire to do us a favour and either shut up or bugger off - ideally both.
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@GBNEWS
Oh well, shit happens. Too bad, no sympathy, they know the risks they take in seeking access to our hotels, houses and benefits.
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@richardosman
Print this thread off and put it in a time capsule. Archaeologists won't have a clue how to decipher it in a 1000 years.
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@ByrneBarry
Has the judge called the security officer into court to explain how people charged with gluing themselves to various thing to cause a nuisance and inconvenience were able to walk into court through/past security armed with glue?
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@sophielouisecc
What surprises me most about your Tweet are the first 2 words. "I think". That really is a quantum leap isn't it?
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@F1SFC
@ColinRe15815204
@WWOFB71284965
@SusanPrice4
You do know in some places they deliberately burn areas as a means of land management. You do know that people drop cigarettes, that bottles act as magnifying glasses. Even hat farm machinery sets the ground below alight if they stop. Still, call it climate change.
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@thereclaimparty
@HantsPolice
@BadLawTeam
@WeAreFairCop
In the UK the we are policed by consent. I don't consent to this utter rubbish and a waste of public resources. How many officers are tied up with this one matter. Just because someone got upset by a few words they deem hurty.
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@sophielouisecc
Please provide a link to your source. No I don't mean your mate Simon who told you someone mentioned it to him. I mean a real source. You know the sort of thing that will stop you getting charged with hate speech or inciting hatred.
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@Care4Calais
Everyone Abdul didn't need to travel across continents to safety. So many countries closer to home with fewer cultural, linguistic and religious differences but of course they don't have the benefits we hand out.
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@GBNEWS
Batter is to coat fish, make pancakes or yorkshire puddings. The laws of Cricket have stated batsman for around 275 years (since 1744 to be precise) there is no need to bloody well change it now. I just hope the MCC announce a test match in Personchester for next season.
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@BelindaWoodrow
At last personal insults - they always follow when arguments are lost. Reported.
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@mariacaulfield
People are rightly angry because when they voted the majority has been ignored but when 650 MPs play silly games amongst themselves the majority is sacred. One rule for parliament and sod the electorate is how it's being perceived.
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@GeorgeTakei
That is the "Shard". Its at the entrance to London Bridge Station. The brown building to the very right of the picture, fronting the Thames, is No 1 London Bridge, the main office of Price Waterhouse, accountants. Had an office/hot desk there about 23 years ago.
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@Amanwy
A pedestrian wearing headphones and using their mobile is at significantly more risk than one that is paying full attention to their surroundings. There are two components to most things why are we only targeting half the issue?
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@IsSaddleThereIs
It’s called laziness. You’re barking up the wrong tree here. I’ve known this path for nearly 60 years. It’s no cycling for many reasons (including a slippery wooden surface on a railway bridge, a seat built into the wall and very limited lighting)
No cycling means no cycling.
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@HarrietSergeant
Worked for the NHS in countering Fraud. I could have just cut and pasted my recommendations to management time and time again. Doers are doers, way too many managers are a waste of space, mainly incompetent and there because they have degrees and were appointed as graduates.
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@JuliaHB1
There is rarely a wrong time to quote Orwell, this one, however, is right at the perfect end of the scale.
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@rcolvile
@JuliaHB1
We also (already, in the pub) have considered in detail the statement made by JM QC. Although only 1 of our number is also (already) a QC we feel it appropriate to and from this point onwards consider him in our humble opinion, which we accept he may not accept, to be a Bellend.
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@sophielouisecc
It's conditional. Probably conditional on the fact that you have failed to make it look even half genuine by adding your trademark absence of capitalisation of names. Looks like you're off to Thurrock for the next year.
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@acgrayling
I couldn't care less. I've nothing to hide. Passports have a picture and/or biometrics. Fingerprints are just a third option. Just give it a rest and stop belly aching. There was a vote one side won, one lost.
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@KazmacKScot
@SilvioTattiscon
Remind me of the name of Scotland's representative at the United Nations and while you're at it explain Scotland's role as a permanent member of the UN Security Council. Yep definitely a separate Sovereign Country and such an important player on the world stage.
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@boffwhalley
Well I had to Google you. Vaguely remember Chumbawamba, not exactly the Stones, Elton John or even Tom Jones. So pleased you feel it necessary to seek publicity for what is simply a business decision. By the way I've decided not buy any more 1st class stamps. Really satisfied.
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@canadiancarol1
It should be based on need, nothing else, especially not a proportion of GDP or whatever the current formula is is. Why are we giving aid to India when as a country they have enough money of their own to run a space program but not enough for domestic needs. Prioritise, target.
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@sophielouisecc
Do they have contracts with Amazon? If they don't it's an irrelevant question, If they do, why not ask Amazon?
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@Cashout4Apollo
But cyclists come below cars and moan like f@
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if they’re close passed by a car where it’s legally allowed. Now you want cyclists to be allowed to close pass pedestrians when they’re not even allowed to be cycling. Like I said at the outset. Arrogant.
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@IsabelOakeshott
When she leaves such large gaps in her delivery its not always that easy to tell if you are interrupting her or not. Sorry Diane you were not racially abused, you were not picked on because of your ethnicity or background, but your weakness due to perceived incompetence.
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@emileecee
@MartinDaubney
Allow me to explain how a ballot works. Everyone is entitled to vote and the candidate/option with the most wins. Nowhere in the rules does it say sore losers can claim all the votes of those that didn't vote as theirs so as to give a second outcome. Now go away.
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@GBNEWS
And in other news Senegal has expressed an interest in hosting the 2034 winter Olympics.
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@RAF_Luton
You do realise that the A400 doesn't have bombing capabilities, it's a heavy lift transport fitting between the C130 (Hercules) and the C17.
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