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QUIS CUSTODIET IPSOS CUSTODES🥚🌺 I like DnD, Magic the Gathering, Writing, Books, & Video Games. Learning to code. Politically Left. Techie. Battling cancer

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@IGN It’s better fricking set a new standard. I’ve been shown what I could have been having this whole time. I’m not going back to seasonal battlepass trash and $20 in game cosmetics shops for single player games. Baldurs gate 3 reminded me that I actually do love gaming. Just not
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@johnji_ That image is so depressing.
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@davenewworld_2 Black suit guy really gave it his all to stop him climbing up. I’m surprise he didn’t need a nap after all that effort.
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@cybercanid Is this a parody or real I can’t tell anymore
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@TeamYouTube @Reclipse_ What the heck do you mean both? You’re punishing both because she doxxed him? Man you guys are a real piece of work. Ain’t no way this is right.
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@RottenInDenmark I think Dr Peterson has some personal things to work out in his warm little closet if he thinks any dude being horny will always lead to gay
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@jtrebach Three things working in healthcare has reinforced in me to never, ever, under any circumstances do: 1: Put my feet up on the dash 2: Ride a motorcycle 3: Mess around with explosive fireworks
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@lelo_official Elon must really be down bad for money if he’s taking ad money from these kinda companies
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@Jawnxwick @Dexerto @Music Billionaire sees shiny. Wants shiny. Takes shiny. Rinse and repeat.
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@furmerly I hate driving. If I could travel by train here in the USA I’d love it. Cheap, fast, and I could be writing on my laptop the whole time. Why are so many Americans so anti trains??
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@SYACVG Are we really surprised the folks with billions of dollars who couldn’t even manage to deliver their promised single player missions cant do lore well?
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@bywillborger I think the problem is that satire requires a modicum of intelligence, reflection, and analysis. A lot of people on this site lack all three. They’re no different than my dad who just gets mad at it when they don’t understand something. For what it’s worth I liked the review.
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@IGN Tbh this was one of the best moments of the event
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@MartyTheElder You make cool music. But that doesn’t mean I trust you to represent me. Especially if you’re running for the party that is backing someone with 91 felony charges…
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@dbrand @Casetify @dbrand I bet this is gonna be their legal strategy
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@TheRealSullyG Shame on @TeamYouTube We all know 100% if it was some small creator with 30 subs harassing one of their golden gooses they would have been banned within an hour. They’re having a double standard rule set for their favored channels.
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@gamedevdotcom Everything I learn about their ceo makes me respect him more and more.
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@eurogamer Unity really is going for the worst decision’s possible award
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@assassinscreed “Guys since you’re so mad about us trying to pull this sneaky on you it was an accident. unless….🥹👉🏻👈🏻 ” -AC team
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@LegacyKillaHD It’s a mile wide and an inch deep. I regret buying the constellation edition. It’s has the potential to be good after modders fix it. But for now it’s just kinda meh.
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@ouss_______ @FungersTakingLs I don’t even want it for zero. Bored ape “art” ain’t worth my camera roll space.
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@Casetify They’re definitely gonna try and blame the poor intern they told to do this and flick the water flecks of responsibility onto their face.
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@rehnamyste Works on Astarion too…
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@DiabolicalSpuds Literally had to replace my front windshield on my car because some tweeker attacked it with a brick in parking lot while screeching about my car being red like the devil While this may be only one example, it terrified me and my kids. So yes I give them a wide berth to be safe
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@IGN Don’t give your money to people who hate you.
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@vxunderground Also >>10 sec boot lag due to copilot and other bloat no one wanted or asked for Microsoft engineer:
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@BankstonAtLaw Oh! Dude I remember you. You were on fire in that courtroom. Definitely enjoyed seeing justice done.
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@verge The end of product usability won’t be because of a climatic change. It will be because dudes in 3 piece suits wanted infinite profitability and zero liability. Enshitification marches on
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@DaveOshry @HardDriveMag I kept yelling at my TV “Shawn no what are you doing to me Shawn”
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@KrisWolfheart @Chrisavenell2 You just need to find someone who ideologically the same. Difficult but not impossible. Conviction and world view are harder to corrupt. It can’t be that hard to find and incorruptible person. Just need someone with principles like Gabe. Ethics should never be for sale.
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@soft_fox_lad Google is speedrunning killing Gemini at this point by making it so useless it will have no choice but to shut it down
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@CultureCrave Where the strikes all for show? I thought this was a pillar point about why the strikes were taking place. Doesn’t seem like an evolutionary step forward. Seems like they made a back room deal and folded and are now trying to save face.
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@operagxofficial Be well person(s) behind the screen
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@kyledcheney @7Veritas4 Considering the fact that the last time Trump had access to classified materials unsupervised, he left them all over a bathroom floor behind an unlocked door, this seems like a very prudent decision.
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@Dexerto I have both. Both are good. But I very much dislike the Xbox Home Screen layout. It’s like a big ad billboard. I wish if you already had gamepass you wouldn’t still get gamepass ads that take priority placement over your games.
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@AOC Is there any footage of MTG throwing a fit? I could use a Saturday pick me up.
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@SuDharmapala **Emphatically gestures to most of history in confusion**
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@Dexerto Nothing I’ve learned about that man has been voluntary
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@littleapostate Idk how any one could do that to their kids. Just up and split. I don’t even like being away from them while I work nights.
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@Ubisoft @inworld_ai @nvidia This sounds terrible and bland tbh
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@thexpaw Hmmm I wonder why
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@s1eezisdead @delay You’re not an artist. My kid who draws with crayons is more of an artist than an AI prompter.
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@Casetify Ohhhh they deleting their posts now that’s okay I have receipts. PR in full damage control
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@XR47P Nord vpn probably sells user data to data brokers. Wouldn’t be surprised. Especially after they leaked all that data and tried to hide it.
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@pcgamer 30 fps is unacceptable in 2023. I don’t care if we “need” it or not. Especially on PC. Series S sure whatever it’s a budget system. But can’t break 30fps on a 4090 that’s just devs releasing an unready game.
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@tomwarren @LarAtLarian Definitely. They basically had no competition. Beginning of September they would have been bumping up next to starfield. Totally different games but I suspect many plan on playing both.
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@insultsrare Lol all the comments here are like: Dude: “I don’t like this” Everyone: “how dare you”
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@helldivers2 This is how we get mutated super bugs isn’t it lol 😂
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@PanicGamer @pcgamer My response to this stupid tweet
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@Casetify “We have removed them from all platforms” Common @Casetify deceit and lies. Still for sale at @BestBuy
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@CultureCrave Don’t give money to those clowns at Ubisoft. They hate their customers.
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@larianstudios Seems like the issue is Microsoft. Not y’all. I’m sorry this is happening. Yall getting the bad press and blame for Xbox firmware bugs. Hope they fix it soon.
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@HardDriveMag For the record, here is what ChatGPT spit out. Seems pretty damn likely those comments are written by AI
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@willxcore @Is_Not_Brian Every time I hear more about Arizona I grow more convinced that it’s just American Australia lol
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@ISAQUES81 It’s pretty easy to tell
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@soren_iverson Lmao 🤣 this one is genuinely hilarious.
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@thegameawards I nominate Baldur’s Gate 3
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@_N3_chemist @IGN Elden ring was also good. First game I ever platnumed. I loved.
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@SnottyNapkins @pcgamer @bart_smokey Let me put it this way, starfield is coming out in what 16 days. I have a hundred hours in BG3 and just left act 2. And I’m considering not even playing starfield on launch because bg3 has me so enthralled. Never have a I sunk this much into a game and never felt fatigued.
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@Bolverk15 The craziest thing about tipping culture is that it’s entirely run on peer pressure. It’s all public shaming and “well then don’t go” remarks. Somehow corporations have taken what started as a way to express gratitude for an exceptional job and made it societal peer pressure to
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@upblissed Those buckets would be so expensive they would offer Klarna buy now pay later loans at 45% APR
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@HypeYourGames @geoffkeighley Exacly this. It felt like the awards and game devs were an afterthought to the ads this year.
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@pcgamer Bro could have raised the price during ocean gate sub hype to be scummy about it but didn’t. Give em some slack. Devs gotta eat too and it’s already a really underpriced game for what you get anyway.
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@MeidasTouch It just shows it’s doesn’t matter to GOP what it’s people do. All that matters is that they are “their people.” All their yipping and yelling about godly morality are secondary to their branding. If a democrat did what Lauren did they would be in a tizzy over it. Hypocrites.
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@Dexerto Didn’t they fire like 1000 employees and yet Tim Sweeny has the balls to say it’s not his fault it’s the Linux? Epic games literally makes the anti cheat software other games use to be compatible with the steam deck. Tim sweeny is such a punchline to a bad joke.
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@Spectre799games YouTube has proven the TOS is a popularity contest and not an equal set of guidelines for everyone.
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@pcgamer How is this even controversial?! Hamas are literally the bad guys.
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@RyanBadgett3 @DelusionPosting or baby formula or diapers, I’ll be more inclined to pretend I didn’t see anything. But if I see some dude stealing DVDs, I’m going to narc that out right away; luxury items don’t count as needs
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@IGN How many times are you gonna repost this ign? Is the ad clock quota lacking? I swear it’s like the 8th time I’ve seen y’all repost this.
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@7Veritas4 Holy shit did a speaker of the house just admit publicly to intentionally trying to obfuscate the identity of insurrectionists to try and prevent them from being charged criminally?? That the hell.
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@LukeMiani @Casetify 100%. They’re gonna try and wash their hands of it and flick the water drops of responsibility onto the faces of some Fiverr designer or “outside contractor” to save face. It’s pretty sad that this has become such the norm that we know what the PR teams will do before they do it
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@chbaker1958 It even says parody in jacks bio. I think it’s pretty obvious the actual prosecution wouldn’t opine in detail on the case as it’s going on via Twitter
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@AspyrMedia An update on the STAR WARS™ Battlefront Classic Collection: I have refunded
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@pcgamer This would be amazing but Disney would heavy hand it and make it YA-14 rated at best. They would never give Larian the creative freedom to do something remarkable and it would be mediocre at best due to Disney meddling in the recipe If Larian had full creative control tho…mmmmm
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@OrdinaryGamers The both sides irked me as well. YouTube is trying to muddy the water a bit to justify only a wrist slap on their more loved creator. It makes the TOS a popularity contest and not a uniform guideline for everyone if big creators aren’t held to same standard as small ones.
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@ColdWkey @Dexerto The simps spend money on the platform more than us gamers. They just followed the money.
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@The_Socko @LarAtLarian I don’t think the series S is powerful enough
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@intermarium24 If he tries anything, it will be time for Putin to learn the hard way why America “can’t afford” universal healthcare…
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@pcgamer Gamers "we want this basic thing it’s important" Devs: "nahhh we arent doing that lol cry about it" Gamers: *don’t buy the game* Devs: "okay we will do it I guess since you have unrealistic expectations”
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@Bolverk15 I did both endings to see the differences. Siding with songbird is my V cannon. And that’s the save I stayed with. Reed capping the twins made me have a “are we the baddies” moment.
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@CultureCrave @cb_doge Will they be labeled on ads tho? I see so many ads that have AI images. I wonder if they get a loophole pass because they paid money.
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@RobDenBleyker Elon dishes it but can’t take it. He has the maturity of an 11 year old.
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@verge Ugh. Gross
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@ErinInTheMorn My sister wasn’t a very happy person until she came out as trans. But now it’s night and day. She’s so happy to be who she always was. ❤️ If republicans had their way they’d rather her be unhappy for life if it means their precious bigoted world view is protected from scrutiny.
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@TKsMantis The story of the outer worlds sticks in my memory better than starfield. And I played starfield a few months ago and TOW like a year or more ago.
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@Acyn well hot damn
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@ErinInTheMorn Back when the game @CrusaderKings came out a bunch of us noticed they did the same for her.
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@JoshEakle Let me guess, he deleted the tweet?
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@unity Undo them. Walk them all back 100% and go back to the drawing board. Anything else is still an insult. “Apologize for the confusion” is not an apology for your bad decision.
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@steinkobbe I mean I wouldn’t mind if my car was bullet proof but I sure wouldn’t pay extra for a car to get it. Like cool bullet point on the features list I guess but not going to search that feature out. And definitely wouldn’t sacrifice the aesthetics to drive a silver Dorito for it.
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@operagxofficial 15% of zero is still zero.
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@TheBobPony Windows kept pestering me to update to 11 so I turned off my TPM chip and boom they stopped asking.
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@7Veritas4 How are the J6 cases where they decided to represent themselves going? Don’t hear much about them these days.
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@outstarwalker The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed." -Stephan King Idk if this is the best ever but it’s a pretty good opening line. Stuck with me all these years.
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@EuphoriTori The cope is all they have. Back when I was in seminary it was so apparent by their inability to answer simple questions honestly or show evidence. That’s why I came out of that school an atheist.
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