Hard Drive would like to formally apologize for dragging Mr. Musk.

AUSTIN, Texas — Wiping tears from his eyes at a recent press conference, SpaceX CEO Elon Musk revealed that the reason he’s so keen on…

CEO of Tesla and entrepreneur Elon Musk has reportedly made a public offering to buy a rake he recently stepped on that smashed him in the face. 

Elbertson was arrested by the BPD after killing six people during a stream in which he let chat users vote when his car is allowed to stop.

The letter has finally been decoded by an individual who simply opened a file containing the killer’s iconic cipher with VLC Media Player.

FREMONT- Ian Miles Cheong was revealed to be the first recipient of Elon Musk’s Neuralink brain device implant thanks to the inherently low risk that…

Ricky Gervais was found dead after a massive fire in Los Angeles burned away all low-hanging fruit, which was his only source of sustenance.

The citizens of Mexico have overwhelmingly voted to change the tint of their country from orange to purple, according to early exit polls.

The citizens of Mexico have overwhelmingly voted to change the tint of their country from orange to purple, according to early exit polls.

Many are asking what the Queen’s death will mean for the royal family, and more importantly, what it means for the launch of Splatoon 3.

The Pokémon Company introduced a new alternate Charmander evolution, Gerrymander, which will be totally unbeatable.

Are you ready to feel the sting of time? The beloved fantasy RPG Skyrim, the hugely successful fifth game in the Elder Scrolls franchise, was…

LONDON, U.K. — In a controversial Tweet this morning, Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling revealed that you, the reader, have been gay ever since the…

LOS ANGELES — Following a successful campaign to get the titular character of the upcoming Sonic the Hedgehog film redesigned, Sonic fans have gone mad…

The citizens of Mexico have overwhelmingly voted to change the tint of their country from orange to purple, according to early exit polls.

MONTREAL — Developer Behaviour Interactive announced the next DLC pack for its horror game Dead by Daylight will expand the game’s list of classic monsters by…

Tattoo parlor The Lazy Tiger has announced a controversial ban on several hate symbols and also the Triforce from The Legend of Zelda.

All Mario Kart games will receive an automatic update on July 1st, changing Rainbow Road from a colorful space racetrack into a standard space turnpike.

Whoa!! We have huge news for Star Wars fans because Han Solo actor Harrison Ford did a TELL-ALL interview with Hard Drive and revealed some…

Victor Magoon has begun to rely upon the blinding white light of the Bandai Namco logo as his sole source of electromagnetic radiation.

BURLINGTON, Vt. — In the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, Senator Bernie Sanders has called on Nintendo to preemptively release the much-anticipated Animal Crossing: New…

Nintendo announced that any Nintendo Wii that is still in working order will incinerate upon an upcoming date next year.

Tom Nalley, a longtime fan of the Japanese manga series Berserk recently remarked on twitter that the series protagonist, Guts, was exactly like him.

Geoff Keighley announced that gaming industry giant Activision Blizzard had won a Game Award in the category of best ongoing scandal.

MATMATA, Tunisia — Close sources from within The Mandalorian production team solemnly reported today that breakout star Baby Yoda died while filming on location in…

Elon Musk has cracked down on hate speech in the app Twitter by only allowing slurs from verified racists.

Hard Drive reached out to Somerton for comment, who responded by asking Hard Drive for comment in turn on an article he was writing titled “YouTuber James Somerton Releases Suspiciously Familiar...

As cinephiles everywhere brace for the Academy Awards tonight, fans of the game Hollow Knight will also reportedly be tuning in to the show just…

Dead by Daylight is getting a massive new free DLC update, with players now getting to hunt down survivors as iconic killer Kyle Rittenhouse!

Following his resignation as Governor of New York, Andrew Cuomo announced today that he has accepted a leadership position at Activision Blizzard.

Popular Twitch streamer KingOfAllW0rlds has been met with scrutiny lately, which means he’s about to get a whole lot worse.

Whoa!! We have huge news for Star Wars fans because Han Solo actor Harrison Ford did a TELL-ALL interview with Hard Drive and revealed some…

That being said, it kind of feels like being in a movie. What can I say? That’s really cool.

LOS ANGELES — During a YouTube livestream announcing the nominees for the upcoming 2019 Game Awards, founder and host Geoff Keighley dropped the news that…

The Bear has been renewed for a new season, and you don't need to watch every Marvel movie or Disney Plus show beforehand to keep up.

Jackbox Games released an update to their suite of party games last night, adding a hard mode that bans the use of the word “cum.”

MOLINE, Ill. — Sources close to alleged atheist Bryce Rocha have confirmed that despite his insistence that believing in God is a childish fantasy, he…

Andrew Tate’s arrest today was apparently lengthened by Tate repeatedly interrupting the female cop reading him his rights. 

Palworld, an ARK-like game described as Pokemon with guns, has seen concurrent player numbers swell into record-breaking territory this week. But according to execs behind…

All Mario Kart games will receive an automatic update on July 1st, changing Rainbow Road from a colorful space racetrack into a standard space turnpike.

Workers at Nintendo of America are skeptical of their colleague Josh Underwood’s claim that his sister, Kathy, has an 11-year-old son.

Whoa!! We have huge news for Star Wars fans because Han Solo actor Harrison Ford did a TELL-ALL interview with Hard Drive and revealed some…

Jackbox Games released an update to their suite of party games last night, adding a hard mode that bans the use of the word “cum.”

Ricky Gervais was found dead after a massive fire in Los Angeles burned away all low-hanging fruit, which was his only source of sustenance.

An upcoming issue of The Punisher features the vigilante poking around outside of an active shootout for nearly an hour before doing anything.

At press time, a leaked script revealed that the plot of Scream VII involved the protagonists hiding inside a hospital, forcing Ghostface to kill everyone within.

BROOKLYN — After getting out of an early showing Thursday, Pokémon fanatic Daniel Plumeri raved about how much he loved Pokémon: Detective Pikachu and how…

Following this week’s release of The Last of Us Part 1, Sony has announced another entry into the popular series, a prequel called A Bunch of Us. 

PROBABLY SOMEWHERE IN ITALY — Several sources have recently confirmed that the LoFi Hip Hop Radio Girl has failed her exams despite continuously preparing for…

SANTA ANA, Calif. — Aaron Collins was seen leaving a local Street Fighter tournament with a dejected look on his face after once again confirming…

SAN FRANCISCO — IGN writer Austin Rivera expressed his excitement this week to begin playing his advance copy of Call of Duty: Black Ops 4,…

A few days ago, YouTuber Hbomberguy released the video “Plagiarism and You(Tube).” It’s an insightful look at the current state of the creator economy, and…

From Software’s Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice is out and has spawned divisive debate in the gaming community in regards to accessibility to all types of…

Four divers have died off the coast of Canada after a brutal fight for a video game controller attached to the submarine they were in.

Mario is going to experiment with homosexuality for the first time in his 30 year career. 

MOLINE, Ill. — Sources close to alleged atheist Bryce Rocha have confirmed that despite his insistence that believing in God is a childish fantasy, he…

NEW YORK — Famed scientist Neil deGrasse Tyson told a captive locked up in his basement this evening that his emotional responses were “incredibly illogical,”…

SANTA ANA, Calif. — Aaron Collins was seen leaving a local Street Fighter tournament with a dejected look on his face after once again confirming…

Fear not, Dunderheads! While popular comedy series The Office will be leaving Netflix in 2021, Tenor has announced that every episode will now be available…

LONDON — A recent Pottermore update will now require users to upload pictures of their genitals in order to confirm their gender at the behest…

In honor of pride month, EA has announced that one of the crowd members in their long running FIFA franchise is gay.

The FTC has required Space Jam: A New Legacy to feature a “skip ad” button on the bottom right-hand corner of the screen.

MONTREAL — Developer Behaviour Interactive announced the next DLC pack for its horror game Dead by Daylight will expand the game’s list of classic monsters by…

Mario is going to experiment with homosexuality for the first time in his 30 year career.��

LOS ANGELES — Local gamer Aaron Hopper insisted that he “plays way better when he’s stoned” despite a complete lack of experience playing any other…

BRIGHTON, U.K. — Popular YouTuber Felix Kjellberg, better known as Pewdiepie, apologized to his fans today for accidentally promoting a figure gaining prominence in the…

The Republican Party has united around a consensus candidate for Speaker: the Omen demigod Mohg, Lord of Blood.

In a major rebrand intended to better align the company with its ethos, Facebook will be changing its corporate name to McCree.

In a string of videos released alongside the final of Conan on TBS, comedian and talk show host Conan O’Brien aired the final episode of “Clueless Gamer.”

That’s right, if you know where to look, every single Nintendo 64 game is free right now! 

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts includes a character named Memetron who turns into a self-driving Tesla and immediately hits a young child.

GLENDALE, Calif. — In a departure from their usual episode format, the newest upload to the popular YouTube channel Game Grumps is just an uninterrupted…

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has issued a DMCA takedown to Nintendo, threatening to press legal action if the studio doesn’t remove its fan emulation project,…

Jeremy Elbertson, also known as ‘Jerma,’ caused fans to believe his 48-hour stream of his body in a hospital bed might not be a bit.