outstar 🧛🏻 "professional vampire simp"
@outstarwalker
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actual vampire, probably 🩸 game dev, art, vtm //work: senior comm dev for @worldofdarkness //dev: santa monica by night, dark roast café, + //🎨 @outstarart
Joined July 2010
much more there than here these days
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peak masculinity is when my husband walked into my room when I was mid playing marvel rivals, curled his tall self in my lap crying, and through the weeping uttered "they killed my horse in red dead redemption 2".
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this made me spit out my coffee
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The full thread is basically "you were late with mod updates, so we doxxed you and helped you get deported". This is pure evil.
The creator of a big Fallout: New Vegas mod called Nuevo Mexico is being deported to Mexico because he was reported to ICE by other Bethesda fans
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oh I'm safe, I'd totally say beach
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world of darkness in a nutshell
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Two very good takes for today.
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he told me more about the horse. apparently his name was Burrito and he had him for 60 hours. "it wasn't just any horse, it was my boy" 😭.
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literally all conversations with my friends recently
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Many great, once-beloved artists who perfected their craft for decades are now reduced to bot comparisons and suffer from constant accusations because AI was widely taught on their portfolios without their consent.
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must root for random solo dev with furry avatar outselling CoD, my favorite kind of stories
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you're worthy of being loved no matter if.- you need to heal before you can truly engage physically with someone.- your upbringing has traumatized you.- you got lost somewhere on the way and fell with the wrong crowd.- you eat shoes for breakfast. #BaldursGate3
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he's now buying a cowboy hat. I live for this era.
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A lot of things that were completely uncontroversial (femmes with short hair, dudes with feelings, boldly diverse art direction in indies) few years ago suddenly became a problem when it turned out you can farm money and engagement from speaking about it. Don't give it space.
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I'm going to get a tattoo of Astarion's scars. but modded
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"I'm tired of designers punishing me for being evil like it's a wrong way to play", a thread 🧵. If the system allows you to play evil, it's not a wrong way to play, it's *a* way to play. The question is, where does the feeling of being "punished" come from. Is it by design?.
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where's the "put your weenie in it" option, Larian. where is my free choice
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ngl I'm a bit jealous, these people are in for a TREAT
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imagining Emperor in the Astral Plane caressing Taviel's cheek with that ever-knowing gaze, doing his best to hide his real thoughts, desperately repeating in a panicked loop "my only hope an elf with forehead tattooed on his forehead"
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vampire the masquerade clans as shitposts 🧵. toreador
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if I'm stealing a good meme from someone here lmk, took it from polish baldurawka fb group. yes #baldursgate3
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let's see everyone with good taste in ttrpg media and voice acting raving about it while a certain type is having a meltdown! 👏🏻 congratulations!!!.
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Me, retrieving password for my old Nexus Mods account years later to see amazing things that creative minds have come up with for Baldur's Gate 3: 🥲. Nexus Mods:
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true identity of Hades narrator revealed in Hades 2. makes so much sense 💙
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GenAI nerds: screw you and your creativity privilege. I was never able to pick up pencil and paper like you. With these new tools creativity is finally open to everyone. We can make wonderful products of our imagination real. No wonder you feel threatened by us. Also GenAI nerds:
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my friends are enabling me to buy this shirt from etsy please someone stop me
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I have a better candidate. "Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee".
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replaying the game and realizing Astarion is the biggest Masquerade breacher of all time. he's SO OBVIOUS. ask this man for an hour and he'd be like "oh it's definitely a SUNNY hour, quite normal for ME to be out in the SUN, unlike a creature of the night I certainly am NOT"
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Karlach is literally all of us when we finally smooch our fav companion
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folks who let Astarion on ebay
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the "is tattoing yourself Astarion's scars ok" discourse is so funny because people don't seem to realize how exclusively online/twitter-coded it is. I'd bet good money that if first time anyone saw it was on public transport it'd be just "omg fellow astarionhead in the wild wow".
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AAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH PC GAMER OMG OMG
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here's your reminder to celebrate and support good people and motivate yourself with their successes 🙏🏻
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today I found out my husband romances Shadowheart on his playthrough and I laughed him out loud calling him vanilla. then I realized me choosing Astarion is actually very vanilla. went back to my seat in shame 🥲 #BaldursGate3.
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when you give your aux to Gale
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JK ROWLING WROTE A POLISH PERSON AND I'M ABSOLUTELY DEAD. - she's a cleaner (of course).- she's sexy and seductive (yeah).- she has "Slavic eyes" (sksksksk).- she's called LECHSINKA (she really tried).- she doesn't understand what "detective" means (it's "detektyw" in Polish). 🤣
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I hope none of you missed the description of Astarion's underwear, but if you did #BaldursGate3
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a game with character creator? my husband just makes geralt of rivia. every single time. #DragonAgeVeilguard
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meanwhile polish bg3 group baldurawka plans an event for everyone to explode gale at the same time during new year's eve
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food - 20 gold.armor - 200 gold.potions - 100 gold.arrows - 100 gold.weapons - 300 gold.dyes - 6500 gold.scrolls - 300 gold.alchemy supplies - 100 gold. someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my taviel is dying #BaldursGate3.
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THE WAY HE IS PUTTING HIS EARS BACK OH NO SCRATCH I WILL NEVER LET ANYONE SCARE YOU AGAIN 😭😭😭 #BaldursGate3
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that feeling when every single person you try to bond with suddenly says something super prejudiced, mean-spirited or just evil and makes you go "whoa ok chill" and then you finally meet someone who seems normal, cute and friendly, . and on second date he tells you he eats shoes.
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crying? over video games? are you kidding me. video games:
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why should i apologise for being a monster? nobody ever apologised for turning me into one.
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I hope y'all have seen my favorite Astarion voice acting clip already because if not, let me introduce Goosestarion to you. honk #BaldursGate3
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Omg Lae'zel's voice actress looks like Lae'zel??? 😭💙. Also she's hilarious and awesome, you should follow her! @Devora_Wilde
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glad I wasn't drinking coffee on this train I'm on because it would be EVERYWHERE
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ok I confirmed with others. ALL ROMANCE ENDINGS ARE BUGGED AND MAY NOT APPEAR FOR YOU!. If you have a feeling like your game ended abruptly without a closure with your chosen one, reload the Sad Choice at the pier and pick a different option! . #BaldursGate3.
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don't mind me, just posting p0rn for Polish people
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did you know you don't need your Survival checks to succeed in order to find hidden treasure chests in Baldur's Gate 3, you can just use the shovel on the ground around you once you see the "Survival check: failed" notification and your character will dig it up if it's there!.
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If anyone asks me to explain game development to them in a single tweet, this is it.
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admit it, it made you feel things
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holy damn they made Hypnos hotter. AND DOES THIS MEAN THANATOS IS STILL OUT THERE????
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Honestly yes? You can't convince me these two spend any time at the gym. The only abs Gale ever saw was when he magically inflated his belly with the Weave, but then it moved under his skin to his ass and he had to walk with a bubble butt until long rest.
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meme taken from Baldur's Gate 3 Githposting group on FB, I cackled HARD
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baldur's gate 3: it's ok. I know I destroyed you with karlach's plot. I get that astarion's quest made you emotional. companions have that pull y'know. it's fine. i won't hurt you anymore I promise. also baldur's gate 3:
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Keep in mind BG3 was on all grifters' lips as "woke" before it turned out how immensely popular it became, because then it would be against "woke = broke" narrative. Rage content magically stopped, as "it was just optional". Veilguard will see the same switch post release.
I’ve posted Dragon Age content on both YouTube and TikTok and the response has been actually very positive. It goes to show that the negative around it is happening mainly on here. Especially from people who have never played the series and using it as their next grift.
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I have become the bardest of bards. The most unstoppable bard. The bard that barded too much #baldursgate3
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universal response to every "this is fake" before muting the thread 💙
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(Astarion spoilers). when you leave Astarion completely alone to face Cazador after defeating him, guess what he does. he doesn't do the ritual, he kills Cazador and says he can be better than him. your true self is who you are when no-one is watching 😭.
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is this the famous gale baldur's gate 3
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you go down just like holy mary.mary on a, mary on a cross.not just another bloody mary.mary on a, mary on a cross 🎶. (vid source:
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It's a great touch - if you "fix" him (push him to be a better person) in romance, he calls you "my sweet". If you don't and instead enable his destructive and possessive behaviours, he calls you "my treasure" instead. Tiny stuff is what makes this game so great and rich.
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what do you say, darling? you, me, the beautiful colors of the underdark shimmering before us. one ibuprofen, split in between us? #BaldursGate3
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make pop cat astarion, they said
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pov you check astarion's social media accounts and he takes tourist unfocused selfies of himself with landscapes behind him like he's 60 year old and complains in posts that things are not the same as they used to be in his youth
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WHY IS ASTARION'S SHEET MAKING ME FEEL THINGS
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"lae'zel is mean", "lae'zel arc is endless" folks we literally did the do 20 minutes into the game after she told me she likes me sweaty and ever since then she forgot all her gods and morals for me even though I broke up with her by act 2 for my vampire bf #BaldursGate3.
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In immersive, well-designed narratives, the world doesn't bend itself and change its rules to match you. Characters don't magically change allegiance to satisfy your needs. Environment reacts to your actions, and your actions have consequences. It's what makes it feel "real".
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me irl: monogamist. demi. not flirty. never romantically interested in loud and outgoing sarcastic lives of a party. boring and likes boredom. me in roleplay: oh HELLO evil creature would you join my ever-growing polycule and do absolutely ABOMINABLE things with me darling
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please, don't stan people. content creators, celebrities, industry professionals. enjoy what they do, let them entertain you, pay them for their hard work, but never assume they're perfect. a lot of them aren't, and people have been burnt on assuming this too often.
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