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kids today are missing out of the pre-streaming era, where your childhood was at least partially defined by some semi-obscure movie your family just happened to own on tape and you watched several dozen times
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BREAKING: Rockstar Announces GTA 6 Will Have "More Realistic" Wanted System Where All Police Flee At Five Stars
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being privately owned so you don't have to respond to investors (objectively the lowest form of life)
the second Gabe retires or dies Valve is gonna become the absolute worst company in the industry frame one
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Modern games have a loot problem.
I have a solution.
We must return to tradition.
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I love when people rag on stuff like this and then game developers are like 'it took us six months and 14 different revisions before accepting that we had to take camera control from the player to make them look up to see something they needed to see'
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it's so funny the way people talk about anime and manga
no bro you can't just start by watching Drive. That's too advanced. Let's get you started on some Paw Patrol and then maybe we can move you up to marvel movies for a while
yeah. sure. whatever. who gives a shit anymore. read tomie as your first manga
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reminder that lieberman is quite literally the direct reason we don't have a public healthcare option in the US lol
NEWS - Former Sen. Joe Lieberman died at the age of 82
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Blizzard employees when they get to the office and That One Manager's vacation is over
ASSAULT. IS. BACK. 💥
Hop in and play for a limited time during the Overwatch 2 Anniversary Event 🥳
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Boomers raise a generation, then look them dead in the face and say 'whoever raised you was a fucking idiot' with zero irony
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Persona is basically a giga franchise now so it's hard to believe that it used to be represented in online discourse by images like this
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As the follow-up tweet to this says, Williams had these conditions cause he didn't want mainstream actors to marginalize voice actors in their own field, which is stunningly prescient cause that's exactly what has ended up happening
Disney has a long history of breaking their contracts by the way.
Robin Williams only agreed to voice The Genie in Aladdin for a reduced fee on condition that his name, image and voice not be used to promote the film or to sell stuff.
Disney broke their word on all counts.
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it's wild how there's so many great games coming out in every conceivable genre atm but people who like exactly one type of game are moping and seething cuz it used to be the dominant genre (thank god we're past that)
Dr Disrespect perfectly encapsulating my thoughts on gaming right now
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This picture was probably taken after or around the Wii's launch, but it's still a reminder that consoles used to - shocker - actually fucking go down in price over time, something that basically hasn't happened in a solid decade
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People criticized Superior Spider-man but I always thought this page was great.
I have no idea how Marvel Editorial let Slott get away with this.
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remember when that billionaire was like "I'm revolutionizing deep sea exploration by not giving a shit about safety standards" and then liquified himself and a bunch of other people
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POV: You are looking at your aunt's facebook three months after the Mario movie hits
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Remember: If buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing! 👍
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an entire industry exists to teach people 'food hacks' when the single biggest factor in making home cooked food taste more like restaurant food is 'use significantly more butter than you would be comfortable with'
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The Isekai genre slowly mutating from 'imagine if you had super powers and eight wives' and 'imagine if you had a job and a place to live that you owned' probably means something but I'm not sure what
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people aren't ready for this but we're unironically in the middle of a cultural reset, in 1-2 years right wingers will hate anime and video games. The new popularity of the term 'tranime' is evidence of this. It will only get funnier from here.
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it was pretty impressive how they made a game that feels specifically designed to break the spell their games had on people
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Dunking on Suicide Squad is funny but imagine someone who worked on that game the entire time. 9 years. It's 2020. You've been in this project forever. You can't see the game coming together at all. The industry has moved past the trends your game is based on.
Covid happens.
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you can tell when Kojima's thing is coming up cause Geoff starts sounding real gay
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Asinine that so many devs are dipping their toes into AI to make fake adverts and posters when having an intern make something insane in fifteen minutes with photoshop would not only go over better in terms of PR, but players would like it more
Imagine a world without Minmo.
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ultrarealistic omniman is so funny. coming to smash bros: your abusive dad
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the algorithm just putting a picture of the meme mug onto a normal mug is fucking erasing me
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The success of Elden Ring confirms something I've said for years; that the potential to be surprised is critically important for an open world game with exploration as a key feature. If you know you'll never be surprised the game just becomes filling out lists.
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without exaggeration the day valve goes public you need to get a vpn and pirate all the games you own because it's an active timer from then until you have to pay a sub to access shit you already bought
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People treat blocking on twitter as super serious but it really isn't
a lot of times I just see a take and go 'it is better for both of us that we never engage with one another' and just hit the button
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rise of skywalker is so goated because they made one of the worst movies ever just to negate every single thing from the previous movie. Star Wars became two guys at an improv show fighting over their routine.
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Elden Ring is wild cause it literally has every single idea every other souls game has had, every single one. It's like the complete franchise in one game but it's also some insane open world thing.
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group of 10 year olds in the east blue: haha let's play pirates and go on an adventure
dracule mihawk:
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Wasps 'could be just as valuable as bees if we give them the chance'
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A thing I like about Elden Ring is that the Tarnished is fucking silent. Feel like a lot of games lately have been like 'if your protagonist isn't always talking to themselves the player will get bored'
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fallout is so funny. only franchise I can think of where the IP holder is seethingly angry at the parts of it people actually like
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Hideo Kojima is like 'the dystopian future is happening so fast now I can no longer make a game about what will happen in 5 years because it'll just happen in six months'
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hey cloud why does your trauma fantasy involve this
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I still see a lot of people not getting it, so, again; We're in the crash. This is the crash. It's just the *beginning* of the crash.
EA laying off around 670 employees.
"We are also sunsetting games and moving away from development of future licensed IP that we do not believe will be successful in our changing industry.
This greater focus allows us to drive creativity, accelerate innovation, and double down…
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"Faster than a speeding bullet" is literally a part of the earliest descriptions of the character lmao
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Rowling made every choice you'd make if you wanted to frame the wizarding world - even the 'good' part of it - as a regressive isolationist society that can only evolve dramatically or succumb to fascism, but it was all accidental; she's just british
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All you had to do was a google search, Blizz. Not a good look.
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Still crazy that Sonic 06 traumatized Sega so bad that sonic games still aren't allowed to have multiple playable characters or actual stories anymore. It's been 16 years and the specter still looms
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Luffy: Sorry Nami, I spent all our treasure on meat again, Shishishi~
Nami:
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Wait, do the Zoomers not know Mario was originally an isekai? That's really funny. I get Nintendo has downplayed it for a while but still, super funny.
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Game sales are funny cause there's always shit you'd never expect, like the entirely factual statement 'Luigi's Mansion 3 sold more copies than either Last of Us game'
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return item to amazon
seller tells me I have to pay a restocking fee
send back 'no I don't'
day passes
seller tells me they have waived the restocking fee
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"Our name is now Streamlabs Cole Cassidy"
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Every individual fruit in
#TheLastofUsPart2
has been designed fully 3D and has it’s own physics! In fact this fruit basket alone has more physics and interactivity than any other xbox game!
These clueless xbox zealots are beyond ridiculous 🥱
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Miles talking about high school: yeah we have a drone team and a esports team, a great music program, I'm so lucky to go to such a diverse and well funded school
Peter talking about high school:
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if you have a realism-adjacent art style and a world thoroughly populated with props, it's either shit like this or a glow, and the glow is worse imo
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funko pops are indistinct deliberately to put the focus on the funko brand rather than the actual IP, if someone owns a shitload of anime figures I assume they like a lot of anime, if someone owns a lot of funko pops I assume their wife fucks someone else
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Blizzard: WoW can't be challenged in the MMO field because if a better game comes out we can just steal their mechanics lol
FFXIV: what if we had good writing and characters and music
Blizzard:
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Blizzard Employee in 2010: Whew, just finished stealing breast milk from the break room fridge, now to remove the damage from Warlock's Life Siphon
Me: emerging from a time portal with a glock as robocop's theme plays
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Hogwart's Legacy had such a completely muted impact despite millions upon millions of sales you'd think it had 'Horizon' in the title.
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you're never going to convince people a 5/10 is 'average' when the american school system teaches you that's deep into failing, completely futile effort
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I don't think Community Notes really move the needle on 'disinfo' because that's not how human beings work, but it's insanely funny when someone gets noted and has their ace attorney murderer breakdown in the replies for like 7-8 posts
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this collection is more embarrassing than Cyberpunk imo. At least 2077 promised the moon. This is 'release 15 year old games in a higher resolution and frame rate with mild QoL improvements, like 100 devs have done before' and bursting into flames
GTA Trilogy Could Be This Year's 'Cyberpunk 2077' As Rockstar Is Flooded With Refund Requests
#NintendoSwitch
#GTA
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"This franchise is bad because it is no longer exactly how it was when my parents were still together"
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In Call of Duty Vanguard you play as a brave female employee trying to escape Activision's offices
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no stake in this but it's funny how much utter contempt hollywood has for anything animated lol
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wow Epic gutted Mediatonic, the team that made Fall Guys, an extremely financially successful game. It's almost like corporate acquisitions are really fucking bad and lead to completely successful and healthy studios being shuttered because some dickhead wants to 'simplify'.
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@Chrisavenell2
there's no way you can find someone who won't just go public to instantly become a multi-billionaire.
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SE really dropped that Forspoken trailer and the entire internet responded like
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imagine trending for hours because your dick is so massive. How do you ever lack self-esteem ever again.
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put the person responsible for this change in charge of the entire company
Twitter stops auto-refreshing timelines so tweets won’t disappear while you’re still reading them
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It's strange to me how Resident Evil never gets credit for having some of the only actually plausible 'zombie' disasters (very limited in size and scope, perfect storm of things going wrong) and how adaptations always totally eschew that for WHAT IF THE WHOLE WORLD ZOMBIE?
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The vibe is absolutely atrocious at this Walgreens breakroom.
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aw geeze rick I beat my wife now I'm gonna be arrested oh man I'm getting put into the s-squad car use your dimension gun w-we gotta get to a dimension where I didn't commit domestic abuse oh geeze
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pal world is successful because they cut trailers where you sell pikachu into slavery to an arms dealer and priced their game at 26 dollars, I think trying to assign too much meaning beyond that is silly.
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bro you're watching hollywood get their ass beat and every hollywood studio isn't teetering on the verge of instant collapse the way big game publishers are, what are you doing
SAG-AFTRA has confirmed that talks with video game producers have now ended without a deal as potential strike action looms over the industry.
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usually in team up movies the writers try and keep both parties kinda equal cause they know there fans of both, godzilla vs kong was a bold new paradigm where they just went 'fuck primates' and had kong get washed 40 different times
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guy who doesn't quite understand being a wingman: girl my bro here fucks me all the time and his dick game is INSANE
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When KH3 first came out, videos and streams kept getting hit with claims cause some scenes looked so close to the scenes in the movies. Frozen got this bad too.
I’m gonna be real with yall. The Pirates Of the Caribbean world in Kingdom Hearts 3 was one of the most beautiful graphic I’ve seen in ANY video game. That shit still has me in awe
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Fromsoft is the only dev in the business that uses what I've coined Shock and Awe Bosses, where they will erase your ass so hard on your first encounter you will be too stunned to even contemplate what you were supposed to do
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Avengers, a game almost exactly like yours but with the MCU association to help it, bombs. You keep going. Service game after service game bombs. Gotham Knights comes out. Bombs. It's fine, just another six months. Oops people saw your game and hated it. 1 Year delay.
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Here lies the remains of an Office Depot.
Primary cause of death:
🦠 COVID-19
Secondary cause of death:
😷 Mask Nazism
🪦 Rest in pieces, maskholes
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emulation is good and the only reason anyone thinks it isn't is because they have stockholm syndrome for giant corporations lol
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Reminds me how weebs try to claim shit like Eva is 'advanced' as if it isn't massively mainstream piece of media that aired on American TV several times
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IGN was running articles like 'Tingle: Nintendo's Biggest F****T' as late as like 2010 but if you say game journalism in the PS3/360 Era was kinda fucked up and racist all the world's most divorced men spawn in front of you to seethe
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the game industry when raising prices decreases demand
Data from Sony and Activision indicates that higher game prices are leading to fewer game sales.
In this article, I've outlined how the new $69.99 MSRP for video games could be adversely impacting game unit sales.
#PS5
#PlayStation
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Piracy is gonna come back in force and slaughter all these streaming services lol
Netflix is starting to crackdown on password sharing outside households.
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Every developer I see posting cope about how successful Elden Ring is so obviously and desperately holding back just saying slurs lmao
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Between this and a judge saying "no 'ai-enhanced' evidence in my courtroom" I think we're reaching the part where the adults in the room are gonna start kneecapping this shit
FTC responds to ESRB's proposal for an AI-powered face-scanning 'age estimation' system
"No"
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It's almost over. It's almost over. Whoops your entire story and tons of cutscenes leak at Christmas. It's fine. Press Event goes badly enough that even IGN is like 'this game seems terrible'.
One month to go!
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- decides virtual malls are the future
- renames company
- spends 40 billion dollars on virtual malls
- company loses so much money investing experts on cable news break down into tears apologizing for suggesting people invest in you
- does not elaborate
- leaves
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it's pretty shitty how a voice actor can do a role for 30 years and then immediately be replaced the instant it's time for the IP to be 'big'
especially when the ip is already on the level of recognition of bugs bunny and mickey mouse
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