customer: “😊 hi can I get a-“
me behind the register, three best buy insignia brand compressed airs deep, using my newfound 100% cognitive capacity to impeccably depict how and when they die (carbon monoxide poisoning, march 3rd, 2033)
shoutout to the experience of putting a quarter in a candy dispenser and getting a palmful of Fruit Fuckers that taste like chemicals and break your teeth off
i know it’s very likely a sexual thing but if u pretend it’s not this shit hard as hell. doing fuckall as a big ass dog. 20 bands for the fit too. i get the vision honestly
twitter furry: hey um can we maybe normalize not reposting misogynistic “anti-women spray” ych templates? you all have 24 hours to unfollow. i’ll be checking
plattenbau: pawing off my yiffdong ^_^
the lithium ion battery in my dell xps 13:
furries wil be like Sorry You've Been Emotionally Manipuated for Months by Your Controlling Partner and then send the kizma husky hugging ych telegram sticker
hey! ‘denver shooting’ victim here
the person you attached a photo of isn’t trans. i knew them personally - i knew everyone involved. you’re sick in the fucking head for blatantly lying in an attempt to lobby even more hatred towards trans folk in this country.
rot in hell
when i was in 6th grade i saw a 4chan webm of a guy twisting his nuts like three full counterclockwise rotations and cumming immediately so i tried doing the same and threw up all over my bed
when the gyatt blud ohio rizz angry eyes mixedcandy proship dni petsuit fullsuiter and the diezel raccoon oomfie mutual pupmask furtwt discourse bitchsuit full partial abuniverse perform the uncle kage ijbol pent up pup curse of ra denver popufur bandit heeler megaplex 18+ combo