Coopachabra Profile Banner
koopachabra Profile
koopachabra

@Coopachabra

Followers
281
Following
580K
Media
3K
Statuses
82K

I'm trying. Lord, I'm trying

Right Behind You
Joined December 2016
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@Coopachabra
koopachabra
6 years
I open my mouth to scream and the windows 95 startup noise comes out
1
3
52
@PinstripeBungle
A-100 gecs
11 hours
It's genuinely sweet to see how this resonated with so many people but it does remind me of the Stav bit where he's like "80% of ethnic groups are exactly the same everyone's like oh we're always late, we eat a lot. You call strangers aunts. Only WASPs are not like this"
@livingformlk
bjo 🧚🏻‍♀️🏒
1 day
bad bunny’s stage being a big wedding with everyone dancing and kids sleeping on chairs 🥹 #SuperBowl
146
3K
83K
@trouble_man90
Tim
7 hours
Gen Z’s susceptibility to misinformation and disinformation is a danger to us all. What started off as a few joke tweets has now become cemented as the truth in their minds. They really think the world works this way. They really believe this wholeheartedly. This is not good
33
194
2K
@VDAREJamesK
Kevin DeAnna
3 hours
Democracy is when 84 percent of the people want something and the party that controls the government refuses to do it
@america
America
5 hours
Americans want secure elections.
52
645
7K
@Coopachabra
koopachabra
3 hours
Turkish scientists fighting the Norwood Reaper like he's a JRPG boss
@DailyTurkic
Daily Turkic
2 days
Turkish scientists find a new drug has successfully grown hair in bald spots.
0
0
0
@meatballtimes
meatball times
8 hours
wait this graph is crazy BART installed anti-fare-hopping gates and the amount of station maintenance and cleanup they had to do went to basically zero strong evidence that the poor condition of public transit is fairly easy to fix + caused by a very small group of people
@SFBART
BART
8 hours
@maxdubler And there are other real benefits such as fewer corrective maintenance requests and time spent cleaning and fixing things.
90
729
7K
@JacobAShell
Jacob Shell
11 hours
I've pointed this out before. 2012, a Marxist academic figure like Andreas Malm was doing solid scholarship on "China as Chimney of the World" about Chinese carbon emissions. By late 2010s he stopped mentioning East Asian industrialization ever again, even though this had been
@JacobAShell
Jacob Shell
11 hours
The problem is that the fashionable Jacobin line on this issue is "capitalism has caused climate change." Academic Marxists go along with this even when their own publications from 00s and early 10s talked about communist countries' terrible environmental record and/or critiqued
10
71
639
@crankynotions
Fraser Nelson’s Swedish Wife
17 hours
As silly as this looks, one must remember that the Japanese left is an evil force. For years her party denied that Japanese citizens were abducted by North Korea, and denounced those who fought for the victims as warmongering conspiracy theorists.
@harukaawake
鈴森はるか 『haruka suzumori』 🇯🇵
21 hours
🇯🇵 The leader of the Social Democratic Party, formerly the Socialist Party of Japan, previously decided to rap her way to rally the left. Her party has zero elected members in the House of Representatives.
8
113
1K
@foster_type
Foster
11 hours
sink them
@IsabellaAn67
Isabella Anderson
22 hours
A passenger flying in a Peruvian passenger aircraft took this chilling video showing scores of Chinese fishing vessels operating illegally inside Peru's water. The Chinese Distant Water Fishing Fleet operating illegally inside the waters of Peru, Ecuador, Argentina, Chile and
2
84
1K
@ChrisExpTheNews
Analytic Valley Girl Chris
13 hours
Everything is downstream of the constitutional "right to a free public education". Positive rights and no price discrimination. You legally must provide Infinity of scarce resources--many are intangible. What you see is the result of people trying to do that
@eigenrobot
eigenrobot
1 day
was chatting with my mom about schools and she was lamenting how bad they've become. she wondered aloud how things had gotten this bad. a thousand causes leapt to mind but i stopped myself, and channeled solzhenitsyn to say "i think it boils down to people stopped caring."
2
4
57
@TheKnownOtaku
Pun Otaku (Polls Arc)
17 hours
The real conspiracy about flat earth is that flat earth was a conspiracy created for the explicit purpose to make conspiracy theorists look stupid as shit
@Merrydawg
Lucius Merryweather 🖊️🐶 ASTRALINE
1 day
I feel so bad for flat earthers... apparently every conspiracy theory except theirs was true.
46
160
2K
@SandyofCthulhu
Sandy Petersen 🪔
6 hours
They are scouting heaven & earth to find a case where they can claim ICE is so mean that non-progressives will agree. And judging from the various comments about the law I’ve seen on this they’ve still failed. Maybe they thought since this guy was “white” it’d work.
@DarranMarshall
Darran Marshall
20 hours
‘Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September. Seamus Culleton has been in a detention facility in Texas for nearly five months despite having no criminal record https://t.co/7l8p0tToWY
13
4
186
@GazeWindward
Vineland
8 hours
A priest and a layman are discussing theology. The layman asks "Father, is it acceptable to smoke a cigarette while I pray?" The priest replies "No, for that is a distraction from prayer." The layman muses, nods, asks another question. "Father, is it acceptable to pray while I
8
74
3K
@ClickingSeason
Seasonal Clickfarm Worker
7 hours
They always do this thing where they say “white Americans don’t have any culture, I dare you to even try to tell me what your culture is” because they know that if you tell them what your culture is you’ll look mean
@favelaoverlord
Mr. S.T.A.R.
11 hours
You don’t know what “white culture” is because “white culture” is things like the four year college diploma, electoral democracy, caring about things like ‘the rights of man’ - and more broadly just an entire tradition of thought that favors things like “intellectual honesty.”
10
18
825
@kendrictonn
Kendric Tonn
1 month
The worst part about all of this, as someone who remembers the nineties, is the suspicion that the project of American ethnogenesis might have actually been able to succeed
@matthewschmitz
Matthew Schmitz
1 month
In 2016, Mamdani’s director of appointments wrote: “It’s important that white people feel defeated.” In 2018, his housing advisor wrote: “Impoverish the *white* middle class.” Mamdani’s own platform called for raising taxes on “richer and whiter neighborhoods.”
44
124
3K
@kendrictonn
Kendric Tonn
1 month
You'll miss the American, who deals sharply but cheats no one, who is tougher than the thugs and cleverer than the tricksters, who says "I can do it" when others shrug, and who respects learning but is suspicious of those claiming to be learned, when the last one dies.
70
972
9K
@Feldfrog
Benny Feldman
11 hours
47
1K
20K
@bahlivern
Bahlivern
10 hours
OTOMAN EMPIRE SAVE ME FROM MY TYPE 4 NORWOOD AND ILL GIVE YOU MY FIRST BORN TO SERVE AS JANISSARY
@DailyTurkic
Daily Turkic
2 days
Turkish scientists find a new drug has successfully grown hair in bald spots.
0
2
16
@Eristede_Kell
Eristede Kell
9 hours
@fleshsimulator Wasn't that the son who was involved in multiple violent felonies at the time of his death? Interesting how often criminal conduct resulting in death at the hands of cops gets left out by people pushing a blanket anti-cop agenda.
0
0
53
@ClickingSeason
Seasonal Clickfarm Worker
15 hours
This “you don’t actually have any culture” act wears thin really fast
@HistoryBoomer
Carl
1 day
"Immigrants are going to replace our culture!" What culture is that, exactly? Is it the Iowa State Fair? Seeing the Hawkeyes play the Cyclones on Saturday night? Eating pork chops on a stick? Church choirs volunteering to help rebuild homes after a tornado? Is it barbacoa on
24
103
4K
@Coopachabra
koopachabra
7 hours
He's so small. Arms like chicken wings. Wanna fry them and munch em
@KickStreamingHQ
Kick HQ
1 day
Before getting arrested, Clavicular hit the gym for the first time in MONTHS after coming off supplements, casually repping 70 lbs on chest flys with ease 😳💪
0
0
0