Remember: if you play Call of Cthulhu, none of the player characters will have darkvision. It’s one of the major perks of the system.

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As near as I can tell from social media body positivity only applies to women.

Okay so I did a tweet about frito pie a while ago and in the comments it turned out a lot of people were unfamiliar with it. So here is the simplest way to get frito pie:. Ingredients:.Personal bag fritos.Canned chili, heated.Shredded cheese.Chopped onion (red or white preferred:

And here is Conrad Veidt as one of the most frightening characters in any film.

Better general: Napoleon.Better conqueror: Genghis Khan.

I'll name THREE who might be better than Julius Caesar: .1) Scipio Africanus.2) Belisarius.3) Trajan. Only a Roman can beat a Roman.

Honor and praise to Mother Hydra.

Pretty sure it’s your mom plodding upstairs.

One of the deepest, most complex villains in any fictional settings is the Frankenstein monster, who literally has zero backstory. Consider that.

Here is a terrifying true story: . A friend of mine was visiting his grandma & aunt and they wanted him to show them a cool Asian film. So he put on Oldboy. About 20 minutes from the end, he belatedly remembered the film’s twist and panicked. He started to talk about “hey this

I have learned from video games that the way to a woman's heart is to find a thing she likes, and give her one of that thing every single day.

Great Magic Items. This from my son. It's a ring that glows when it senses danger. Things that are dangerous to the RING, that is.

Guilty as charged.

Video game journalists have always been mostly scum. When I was at MicroProse (1988-1993) gaming magazines would literally phone us and ask for bribes for reviews. By the end of the 90s, they covered it very slightly by saying something like, "We're planning to review Age of

Granddaughter heard me talking about Doom, and misheard "Cacodemon" as "Cat-o-demon" and drew one for me. You can see that it is way cooler than what we used.

So we all know that video game journalists are corrupt and wicked. I'd like to point out that TABLETOP reviewers are decent folk, who do it as a labor of love. The most corrupt request I ever got from a tabletop reviewer was for a free copy of the game. Yeah, they quirky and

Cthulhu is our perfect leader. Everyone else gives us the certainty of death & taxes. Under Cthulhu, there are NO MORE TAXES!