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Principal at Roderigue Hortalez & Co. Multi award-winning chili chef.
Joined December 2009
Kellen Moore on Saints QB decision: "We're not getting into this QB debate throughout the season. Spencer’s our starting quarterback. Tyler’s gonna continue to develop.". Said depth is valuable but "We’re really excited about Spencer. We think he’s gonna do an awesome job for us".
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I know! And the only MAGA guy who ISN'T gay is a leather-daddy with a Richard Nixon Tramp Stamp and you can't date him because he's your boss!.
“The funny thing is, I had a lot of girlfriends who wanted to move here. They thought the dating scene would be really great, that MAGA would bring in a whole wave of eligible, conservative men.”. Instead, she said, “everybody’s freaking gay.”. Me in @nytimes 🤣
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RT @RameshPonnuru: Sorry to hear this about Yarvin's book but the title Gray Matter--Fascicle I: Disturbance was a tip-off. .
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The first rule of the thing that this bruise is obviously from is that you don't talk about the thing that this bruise obviously is from.
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RT @RameshPonnuru: @scottlincicome At least feudalism isn't out of date and discredited like fusionism.
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It's about how CCTV surveillance records a Welshman using a racial slur and the agents of MI-5 use sheets of paper, cell phones, and the one Glock pistol they all share to bring him to justice.
what is slow horses even about.
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There is an anecdote in A Moveable Feast about how a drunken Fitzgerald woke up Hemingway in the middle of the night at his apartment in Paris and confided that Zelda had told him his endowment was inadequate. At which point Hemingway tells him to whip it out, and assures him.
Average Ernest Hemingway story: To prove his masculinity, Hemingway sailed into a hurricane only to return haunted by a tragic love affair and God's indifference to his despair. Average F. Scott Fitzgerald story: After his wife called him gay, Fitzgerald slipped on a banana peel.
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RT @LightsCameraPod: Taylor Swift (‘CATS’) and Travis Kelce (‘HAPPY GILMORE 2’) are officially engaged
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Is there some law in New York that the Q always has to be at least 10 mins away? That regardless of station, direction, time of day, etc, it’s 10 minutes or more? Is there a union rule? Will the trains explode if they run more frequently? Did they have to sell some of the trains.
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RT @meredithdake: Text from a young, non-tenured college professor: "Guess I should learn Mandarin".
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I love how cruelly dangling the remote possibility of ass in front of Jarvis has become a highly effective celebrity/ influencer marketing strategy.
Evergreen tweet.
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When MMA started fighters came with whole gamut of traditions/styles. But fairly quickly there was a convergence on what gets called Brazilian Jiujitsu. The same is true of dealing with Trump, where foreign and domestic officials have all converged on the single best approach.
Lori Chavez-DeRemer: "Mr President, I invite you see your big beautiful face on a banner in front of the Department of Labor because you are really the transformational president of the American worker, along with the American flag and President Roosevelt."
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First Sweeney now this. We get it, okay? The white supremacists are fully in control.
🚨 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announce they are engaged:. “Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨”
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RT @ChristopherJM: NEW: US has offered to provide a European-led Ukraine peace force with intelligence & surveillance capacities, command &….
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Washington prepared to contribute surveillance, command and control and air defence assets, say European officials
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RT @TheOnion: Taylor Swift Hints New Album Could Be About Her
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NEW YORK—Sharing new details about her highly anticipated 12th studio album, pop superstar Taylor Swift dropped major hints on her Instagram story Tuesday that The Life Of A Showgirl could be about...
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I'm firmly on the side of white mint chip ice cream and the green stuff always struck me as slightly déclassé.
RFK wants to make it illegal for mint ice cream to have that neon green look which makes it taste better
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