Lorin Kozlowski
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Watch DRUG WAR, listen to @roachkoach ; self appointed Dean of Nu-Metal. Abolish ICE. Get a life.
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Every touring artist should know that whenever they schedule a show near me on a date that doesn’t work for me they are ruining my life.
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FERRARI: Peak dad cinema. A priest talking about METALS. Enzo scolding his drivers, “are you sportsmen or are you racers?” Penelope Cruz straight up cooking. And yes, the most horrific thing you’ve ever seen. Michael Mann the god.
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We’re having the same masculinity conversations over and over. Here’s Brad Pitt in 1999.
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Not sure I can trust this dude’s advice anymore
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@realJaredGilman
@VyceVictus
I watched this five times and I’m gonna have to take your word for it
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He does a low key fist pump at one point that is divine
Charles Parnell does incredible work in Top Gun: Maverick as your classic guy who works for the stiff but roots for our fearless hero. Every reaction shot a work of art.
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I love how everyone thinks their music was “the pure stuff”. It’s a business, baby!
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What a lie, like the NRA doesn’t jack off to HEAT.
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@cullenthecomic
@jamieloftusHELP
Had a sub once who just wanted to show us she could wiggle her ears. I was FURIOUS
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@murderxbryan
When I was in college I was a Dane super fan. Used to play vhs clips for people. Followed him on AIM and messaged him once. He responded and we chatted for like twenty minutes then he asked if I was a girl and I said no and he stopped responding.
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@badinfinity2
7th grade health class, girl asked if you could have sex on your period. Female teacher responded “oh you can, but it’s MESSY”. Later during a masturbation discussion a guy said unprompted “I will NEVER JERK OFF”
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Big “got a beat machine for Christmas” vibes
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@murderxbryan
Your daughter knew you got her good, she had nothing in the chamber, just lashing out.
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Glad you’re all watching the Emmys but have you listened to Type O Negative’s 1996 album October Rust?
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I might lose followers over this, but it needs to be said. I find it extremely disrespectful when people don’t stand for the national anthem. As soon as you hear “You better work bitch” you need to be OUT of your fucking seat.
I might lose followers over this, but it needs to be said. I find it extremely disrespectful when people don’t stand for the national anthem. As soon as you hear “Beata Maria, You know I am a righteous man...” you need to be OUT of your fucking seat.
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@20thcentury
@hulu
You should put this out in a movie theater. Make a little scratch for your efforts. Something to consider.
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I will buy you guys a light bulb I swear to god
First Look at HBO's 'Scenes from a Marriage' starring Oscar Isaac and Jessica Chastain
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I like this one because it looks like Trinity is saying “who’s over there? I can’t see!”
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okay so it’s safe to say empaths had/have a hard time watching the television show Seinfeld? that’s all I was after. thanks. good talk
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This guy just raised the bar, Jeremy Strong!
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@WillSloanEsq
I’ve been laughing at the end credits bit from MST3K The Movie for years
“All rights reserved, Callahan!”
“What about the rights of that little girl?”
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Gonna need Jake to be comic accurate for this one
Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t done with comic book movies yet as he’s set to star in a film version of Rob Liefeld’s
#Prophet
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Dude is literally just sitting. Sitting! He’s just sitting! In a chair! HE. IS. SITTING.
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If NO WAY HOME is where the movies are headed, then we need one with all the Punishers, directed by Gareth Evans, rated R for being a fucking ripper. Ray Stevenson calling Thomas Jane Carrot Top for using a prop fire hydrant, Dolph making fun of Bernthal for feeling guilt.
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WIND RIVER: Yeah, that's the guy who wrote SICARIO, all right.
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My fave “diss” from this thread
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Wonder what that would be like
O.J. Simpson says he'll go 'crazy' if all golf courses are closed
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@BrndnStrssng
In his response he said his own husband is making fun of him for this so at least he’s getting told by those close
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When I was 8 I saw Ninja Turtles Live. Shredder sang a song called “I Hate Music” which is self explanatory. A kid in front of us screamed “if you hate music why are singing a SONG??” This is him grown up.
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Did improv with Kevin McDonald. He grabbed my hand and pulled me into a scene with him. Feeling alright over here.
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Had some minor surgery today(I’m fine!) and right before I went in the anesthesiologist says “you still doing the heavy metal podcast?”
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I read every page of Sticky Fingers so this Jann Wenner news is not surprising. 560 pages of the author saying “can you believe this fucking guy?”
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I was driving in a work truck today for six hours and just want to confirm that
@murderxbryan
’s new Guys podcast is great.
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Went to a party yesterday that ended abruptly when the host kicked us all out so she could fuck a guy. An impressive flex. We even all shook his hand on the way out.
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ALITA: BATTLE ANGEL- James Cameron rolling up his sleeves and saying “lemme show you how to make a fucking movie, ya chumps.”
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Considering what I share on here vs what I’m actually going through, I’m fairly confident we don’t know shit about shit regarding John Mulaney’s personal life.
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This is a hall of fame exchange. GodDAMN.
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Imagine making a movie like CHAPPIE and then getting to make another movie.
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Asked the office Google Home to play an indie rock playlist. Currently hearing “Blurry” by Puddle of Mudd
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Gonna run for office so the video of me lip syncing “Nookie” at the senior all night party finally gets the audience it deserves.
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@lackingsaint
“Critics failed to take into account how many colors there were” is true baby brain shit.
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What remains wild to me, every day since March, is people who get up, look at the fact that you can’t go to the movies, 200,000 dead, mail disruption, and say “really need four more years of *this* guy!” Those people are fools.
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Have not listened to Donda, listening to “justified” by Kacey Musgraves again
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Incredible. Stunned. The guy is sticking to his guns.
James Cameron says he has conducted scientific research that proves Jack & Rose couldn’t have both survived on the floating door in ‘TITANIC’.
A mini documentary special about the experiment will release in February.
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Straight up baffled by anyone going to a restaurant right now.
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Aaron Rodgers and Shalene Woodley just eating piles of dirt in their mansion.
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Don’t know what happened but when I was a teen, our only goal was seeing movies with nudity and violence. I remember renting SPECIES and literally *dancing* home from the video store.
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Festivals are a young man’s game. I turn 40 in a week and I just want to see one band I really like play the songs I want to hear, preferably close to my house.
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Neil Gaiman: “Hopefully my divorce will remain a private matter.”
Amanda Palmer:
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The lead singer of Crazytown knows about my nu-metal podcast
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Imagine making all these films back to back
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@JimJarmuschHair
Yes. When I saw the movie I couldn’t understand why Beetlejuice wasn’t her friend.
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Happy birthday to Gene Hackman. I watched THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS this week and the guy was just as killer there as he was in THE FRENCH CONNECTION. Is Hackman the GOAT? Might be!
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I’ve burned so many things cooking that now when I open the windows in the house for any reason, Ronin asks “What are you making, Dad?”
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Over the weekend I found a used dvd/vhs/tape/video game store on a random backroad in rural Indiana. They had a giant parakeet squawking in a cage in the center of the store. Everyone who came in seemed to know the owners personally. Nothing was in order. 5 stars.
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When you’re shitting and vomiting blood but still have the wherewithal to crank one out
A friend tells me your friend should call an exorcist
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Ronin just told me we can’t have tacos tonight, that we need to go to Burger King and hope they give him a different toy. I told him we can’t, so he stormed off to his room. I said “where are you going?” and he yelled “I’m going to think about Burger King!”
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Today someone unloaded on me over the phone, literally a 5 minute rant. And after it ended I got to say, “So first off, who is this?”
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@faceyouhate
I really feel like anyone who waved off this movie was watching it while on their phone. This thing fucking destroyed me.
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What percentage of your high school class was/is involved with a pyramid scheme? Based on Facebook, it’s about 80% for me.
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You do improv and hope for the best and one day you’re playing Sentences and you pull out a slip of paper that says “I need a hot boy” and it feels like the universe has united behind you to help you succeed.
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Uh oh think I’m gonna watch MIAMI VICE this weekend I can feel it in my bones
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Kris Kross “Jump” came on at Kroger just now and literally lit up the store like a music video. People were getting hype, the baggers were dancing and singing along, that song is too much of a banger still!
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Is this the first time someone who featured on a Soulfly album has won an Oscar?
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It used to be that if you were gonna be wrong about a movie you did it at a crowded party and half the people said “I don’t know I haven’t watched that one” but now it’s a whole twitter thread.
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THE BEEKEEPER: Best Ayer movie since SABOTAGE. Statham stapling a guy, FBI offices with leaking ceilings, giggling henchmen with metal legs. Audience was howling at every bee reference and collectively gasped when Statham took a stab (he’s fine). Needs to be seen to be believed.
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Chipotle Mexican Grill has hiked menu prices by roughly 4% to cover the cost of raising its workers’ wages.
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HOUSE OF GUCCI: A high wire act of tone. Lady Gaga is very good and very hot. Jared Leto, I am sad to say, is incredible as a stupid idiot no one likes. Adam Driver completes his 2021 run with 3 out of 3 great performances. When the Eurythmics drop hit I said “this is cinema”.
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Almost commented on a baity political Facebook post but I pulled back and went “not so fast, fucko.”
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