Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya)
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"...and every sentence that I spoke began and ended with ellipses..."
Joined March 2014
<Current event> proves <thing I already believed> because <thing I already believed> must be as important to the rest of the world as to me.
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“You know what they call the Hunger Games in France?”.“They don’t call them the hunger games”.“No man, they got the welfare state, they don’t know what the hunger games are”.“What do they call them?”.“Battle Royale With Cheese”.
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“But you know, I prefer British serial rape-murderers, like Fred West, not this continental faff”.
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Jenrick already tweeting about how Josef Fritzl was the greatest expression of Judeo-Christian values.
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Merrr merrr merrr he’s married to the editor. You’d marry him too if he handed in copy like that to you.
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There are still people - grown adult people, who hold down jobs and can use knives and forks and do up their shoelaces - who deny the majesty of Chiles, the Maradona of the Mundane.
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(Absolute nonsense story, by the way. Just made up from whole cloth).
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(It’s because in other languages, Jesus isn’t Jesus).
Ever wonder why Hispanics are the only Christians to name their children Jesus?. It’s a remnant from when Muslims ruled Spain. The Muslims named all their kids Mohammed. So the Spanish Christians started naming their kids Jesus as an act of defiance.
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Gonna be honest, if I was president I would also climb on the White House roof.
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Pardon me if I seem slow this morning, I watched the Ice Cube War of The Worlds movie last night and I am still dealing with the brain damage by second hand.
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Autofictional novel in a detached, savvy tone about a Oxbridge grad publishing intern in a flatshare in Dalston and an ambivalent ménage-a-trois trying to figure out who they are and what they want in life and also a stolen amulet has led London to be overrun by skeleton warriors.
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I see Primal Scream have released a follow up to Xtrmntr
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My favourite part of this isn’t that Badenoch is drawing people’s attention to Truss *again*, but that the Telegraph can’t bring itself to call them mistakes
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What the fuck are you talking about.
Nvidia has a market capitalisation of $4.2 trillion, which is 15% greater than UK GDP. HMRC alone has twice as many staff (68k) as Nvidia. Let that sink in.
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But not “back from Mississippi” I gather
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Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.".
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“Happy birthday Reek”.
Happy Birthday to the Vice President of the United States, JD Vance! 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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The November criminals eh? Ringing phrase, I think I’ll go googl…oh no. Oh no.
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I don’t disagree that we should do something about income inequality, it makes sense on a number of levels - morally, economically, politically. But “if he doesn’t there’s no way he can prevent living standards falling” is just wrong.
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