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I am here. What else do you want? Retired US Army. TANSTAAFL

Joined June 2024
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10 months
@PPC4Liberty "I'm a horse because I was born in a barn"
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11 months
@KingBlowback This is peak 2024 so far.
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@ShitpostGate Smoking, drinking and a shit diet and still scored 300 on a regular 4 out of 5 tests. Ah, youth.
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@OodlesofLoodles @the_real_seba I don't think you understand how much energy he can generate.
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@greatscott98 @iamyesyouareno You should have met your father instead of having a list of suspects from the whore that birthed you.
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3 months
@Feral_Forest Someone called him the “Second place winner in the Temu Harry Potter lookalike contest” and I could not stop laughing.
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@MiximumDennis @paluchm64 @InsaneCope Found a low IQ retard.
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9 months
@NyantifaCatgirl Tourist confirmed. Opinion disregarded.
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9 months
@wyattsmetal @jessiegender They cannot understand that. They have no deep Tues to anyone that does not devolve into sex, porn or obsession. Small brains, small thoughts.
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6 months
@DocStrangelove2 It saved my ass when I needed it, which means more than the the opinions of 10,000 self described "gun experts".
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4 months
@EMZO_001 @GarbageHuman24 These replies are not going your way, are they?.
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2 months
@SoulfulAzrael @spaceshark23 Cope is a hell of a drug. Keep huffing it, PedoSky.
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4 months
@annmarie309 @BrianDude Okay, Elizabeth Warren. Keep waving that 1/2024th at us.
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8 months
@RaymundoTheIII Horus Lubriderm, who stole the 30,000 Warhammers from the Emperor.
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11 months
@PrivateTom69 @brianmccoppin @aidanActually Nope. Try again, commie.
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9 months
@spaceshark23 @AntiLibWombat @RealRadHom Black Myth Wukong must have that moron in a full brainlock.
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3 months
@BeyonceCleavage @nickcueva @pallnandi @Arnold_Von_Mash And yet another one not listening. She asked a question, but she (and you) do not like the answer so like many women you get angry and start throwing insults. Thank you for that demonstration of EXACTLY what we are talking about.
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1 month
@ShitpostGate So a weiner pit. Just like your mom.
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6 months
@TrueaholicsAnon @MomsPostingLs This. By the time I was 25 I had been married, bcame a father, divorced, been on 2 deployments (Panama and Desert Shield/Storm) and was an E-5 P and commanding my own tank.
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5 months
@Mr_Brouwn Okay, I know nothing about this picture, but I assume both of the young women in it are of legal age in most Western countries and some projecting weirdos cannot understand that concept?.
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5 months
@SwanForge No! You can only appreciate vaguely masculine women in plaid shirts that play softball! Now get back in your corner!.
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6 months
@OmegaReturned @HughElMariscal Ask them. They claim all of us think that but I have yet to see Tyranids and Oks/Orcs as anything but what they are. Simple projection on their part.
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4 months
@aomgarYT @HMBohemond @NewsWire_US Today in "shit that will never happen" Why would we nuke the canal, soyboy? We could take it if we wanted to. As has already been stated, get the fuck off Reddit.
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6 months
@Soundwave961_ @esjesjesj Plato's cave and Christian allegory. You are getting dragged in these replies.
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2 months
@ActuallyBarley @IfindRetards @KyleKulinski What do you think burning those cars does to the environment? Or don't you care about that now? Think carefully now, little drone.
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11 months
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2 months
@ShaddoEdo @Vigilartism @ShitpostGate You really are a complete dumbfuck that thinks shit like Reddit is a legitimate education system on geopolitics. You have no idea how defense systems work or what it takes to implement them. Go back to watching your cartoons and leave the discussion for adults.
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6 months
@ShitpostGate So many Reddit atheist fuckheads in this thread. Go be pizza cutter elsewhere.
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2 months
@ItsAPingWing @Rgb375 @Rothmus Says the retard trying to comment on a topic about which they have no fucking clue. Fuck off, libtard.
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1 month
@joeblillib4090 The only thing I wish that game had was a way to shut off the automatic story advancement.
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8 months
@IdiotOfTheEast Meanwhile, in the Imperium of Man:
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10 months
@Howtobehuman24 @Knight_Nin @BeardedHalfling You are (purposely, I am sure) over simplifying the recruitment process.
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6 months
@SirOswaldGhost @iamyesyouareno Reminds me of the Antifa "we punch nazis" crowd. It is usually an old man in a wheelchair or some kid with a hat they don't like. Rarely if ever is it a grown man ready and willing to defend themselves.
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4 months
@JeetJunction @samosaur @PeteHegseth Thanks for telling us you never served.
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5 months
@GreekGodLJ Ypu are telling on yourself. Big time.
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@FluffyAnnabelle @64bitmodeling Little slavery is getting triggered! Haven't seen Dems this mad since 1865.
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5 months
@NOVAWRLDFALLIN And the retards are identifying with the bugs. Again. Pleas explain Salamanders and Celestial Lions. Not to mention the massive diversity in most settings. You are a dickheaded tourist and that is all you will ever be.
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5 months
@ShinyWabbuffet @PercyMilktoast @TheCensoredRock @Oilfield_Rando Sure you are. Sure you will. You don't have the discipline for any of it. You flip out and want someone fired over a moronic movie.
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5 months
@DelusionPosting The flag in question:
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3 months
@Bon3tyNormy 1. The problem is not lack of recruits. There are plenty of applicants. 2. Women are physically inferior to men.
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10 months
@BeardedHalfling @Knight_Nin Year I fucked your mother. Don't change the subject, retard.
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10 months
@GlarnBoudin @The__Unyielding Etadik, tourist midwit.
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7 months
@AsherSummerson @ChaosordB @MrsKonradCurze So you are the whore. Got it. And she respects him immensely. You on the other hand. Pump and dump at best.
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5 months
@rhodeislander @thefactualprep How would you know, weirdo? Your profile screams "raging bundle of sticks".
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9 months
@danishacarterr @iBamBamBigalow How the fuck would you know what goes on in those spaces, unless you stick your nose into them? You don't give a shit about men, you just want the attention and engagement.
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@Botted_Likes So they are going to hit Democrats? Okay.
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4 months
@Charpen9 @claymoreman69 @Thor_Odinson "No, I haven't seen right wing people do the thing I claim they do, but here is my tinfoil hat reason why not".
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@MiximumDennis @paluchm64 @InsaneCope You made it obvious with your fuckwit answer. And my reply wasn't just for you. In case you haven't noticed, the world isn't just about you, retard. Now you go appy your sub 80 IQ to that.
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6 months
@GifZelda Nothing. Because the Emperor protects.
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@MuricanOriental @bunburyoudouuk Stay triggered, retard.
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10 months
@redsteeze This is not going to help them one bit. When even Newsweek turns on your ass.
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2 months
@HMBohemond You can borrow my straight card if you need to.
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2 months
@TheChickyLittle @EricLDaugh Thanks for telling us neither you nor anyone in your entire inbred family ever served.
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10 months
@NerdsWithFriend @wizards_magic I spent 22 years active duty Army. I played D&D, Vampire, Rogue Trader and Battletech in garrison and even on deployment. Tell us you have never served without telling us.
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11 months
@tireallday @OdballsS @tabletopminions Sure does. Why do you have to change a game to reflect your beliefs? Why does your modern politics have to be reflected in a game?.
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@ShitpostGate The fact there were 4 others is concerning. .
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@Matt5Tan @GarbageHuman24 When are you heading out to fight for your beloved Ukraine?.
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2 months
@ElainiVT @Goldietheswag3 @esperavt It was based on Communist Commisars. I know dumbasses like you cannot link anything you see as bad to your beloved Commie retard cult, but at least try, you absolute fucking midwit.
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11 months
@jwen9999 @jmmohr @Lmvm71 Why did you pivot to racism? And are you admitting DEI hiring is based on race and skin color only, and not ability? Strange thing to out yourself on, bigot.
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7 months
@iamyesyouareno Y'all gonna need a hand over there? Can't have our unsinkable carrier getting to be an even bigger mess.
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11 months
@turbopisser They also doen't call them fascists and nazis, tell them to end themselves, dox them, try and get them fired, outright threaten them with violence (not that you would have the balls to do it) and any number of other things. Sit the hell down.
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@MrsKonradCurze I think the Emperor actively works to keep him alive just to warp the entire universe.
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6 months
@Stone_tossers @DelusionPosting Tanks are funny things. They work for anyone that knows how to make them work. I am pretty sure they/them has no idea about that.
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@TieflingMelissa @AFoulBeast We will. And you will keep bitching about it. You made the shit show that is modern D&D, now live in it.
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3 months
@FuckKoroks That is the best yet. Just stop making them, we have a winner.
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6 months
@lporiginalg Watched it 5 times and still laughing.
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4 months
@BinglesGaming Why do I get "stalks children at the FLGS" vibes from that weirdo? I am being serious. "Boys" "cuties" "children" and this person is supposedly a father? Add to that advertising a Bluesky account? This is a Chris Hanson moment waiting to happen!.
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2 months
@SavageBruski She can't. It would ruin the clout goblin grift.
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8 months
@Apoet85 @ScooterMcGee999 @J_EMO_T Okay, angry little incel. You got your ass verbally kicked, now back to the basement little bitchboy.
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@nickcueva @pallnandi @Arnold_Von_Mash Dumb bitch Savage Juce flips out, admits she doesn't like the answer (ignoring the validity) screams at me and puts me in block. That is a perfect example of what we have been saying in this thread.
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3 months
@DelusionPosting Morons new debit card came in:
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7 months
@_1os3r @Jack91637427 Crazy how many retards on the left have to describe everything they don't like or understand as "fascist"
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@ItsAPingWing @Rgb375 @Rothmus I am not your bro, and hurting yourself is what fuckwits like you do for attention. You didn't read a word I wrote, pedo supporter.
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9 months
@SteamOutloud @RulerofNV This guy is talking about Sub-Sarah Africa. Egyptian are not black. Keep coping, race hustler.
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5 months
@CryptaMinis @emerald_midgear The fact you are proud of it is the most pathetic thing in this entire discussion. Well that and despite you paying for more exposure of your shit account I have as many followers just shitposting. That may be even more pathetic.
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3 months
@stone_toss The race was not a front and center issue. That is not hard to understand, except by leftists that can only think along woke lines.
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8 months
@HazelAppleyard_ I still speak with my ex wife once or twice a year and our daughter is 34 and a mother herself. It is called being civil for the sake of the families. We have been divorced for 31 years.
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5 months
@DewEnjoyer Your statement does nothing to disprove the fact that anyone you do not agree with is a Nazi. Slurs do not change that. You can't be bothered to actually prove what you say, so you just throw garbage takes out and wait for shills to prove it for you.
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@aomgarYT @HMBohemond @NewsWire_US Your entire timeline is cringe shit showing you have no idea how the world works. London gets nuked over a name change? Shut up already, you fucking edgelord retard.
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@randomfurr1476 @ShitpostGate Retard flaggot says what? Go back to your video games. Real world isn't for you.
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@DaddyWarpig Want to bet she has never read a book that didn't have anything to do with Harry Potter, Twilight, Hunger Games, or Handmaids?.
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2 months
@Darkwoulfe @InsidiousTeaCup @InsaneCope Denying facts does nothing to improve your argument.
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4 months
@Charpen9 @claymoreman69 @Thor_Odinson Nice circular argument there. They actual racists who say racists thing are always, in my experience, leftist tourists like you. Always. And go very far back in some hobbies. Orcs=Blacks 'Nids=Jews. Always come from people just like you.
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10 months
@StaunchGrimoire @DuskQuill_Team @DaddyWarpig They kicked people that didn't have the "right vibe". They even kicked people for asking what the hell was going on. You are just standing up strawman arguments to justify it.
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4 months
@sandman6179 @BTPDano @PeteHegseth Okay, leftist drone. What the hell would you know about military service?.
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2 months
@RightWingCope @GirBerzerkerCat Oh look, random text with no idea where it came from. And you dumbasses wonder why you lose all the fucking time.
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@Crossboner2200 @DavidStacy410 @ZyrantRex And another tourist screams out their stupidity.
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@SaltyTheAlien There are no trans kids.
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7 months
@AsherSummerson @ChaosordB @MrsKonradCurze Says the person who called my friend a prostitute. Your "magic words" don't mean shit to me, troll.
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9 months
@MainelyGill @Oilfield_Rando Dude sells cheese and is trying to be a hard ass. Sit down, REMF. Nobody is buying your bullshit.
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@ChoujinVirus @NoMore171623 @HMBohemond "I will continue to twist lore to prove I am right with no proof other than my word" You are a tourist and a troll. Fuck off.
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