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He/They/She Genderfluid, Non-Binary Bi Pretty cool fr 23

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@AssignedAyda
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2 years
@VeryFineHat Just a slight chuckle and then, "Well ill be. Ain't that somethin "
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9 months
@solsastar I think he'd initially say something off-putting and then only after Cuddy accidentally misgenders someone would he immediately pivot to asking the patient about theory
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@AssignedAyda
wowzaa
2 years
@darth_erogenous "Asking Harvard Students Thought Provoking Questions" Is it gay if I don't swallow
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7 months
@quendergeer "Courier.... I played Deus Ex, you know. And I've also seen Eva. NERV! Haha..."
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@AssignedAyda
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10 months
@DocNoirII It's difficult for people who live in a media landscape dominated by performative cruelty and constant barrages of the world's most horrid aspects to really allow themselves moments of sincere emotion
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@AssignedAyda
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9 months
@batko_anarkhiya I think the problem is that a lot of people are hard wired to be spiteful and mean as a way of garnering validation and like, making fun of conservatives for being unattractive or embarrassing or cringe is more effective for getting ppl to hate them
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@AssignedAyda
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6 months
@Elamimaxima The Chad Jihad enjoyer vs the virgin secularism fan
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@AssignedAyda
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8 months
@cooIboobs If jerma read a chat with quoi in it how would he pronounce it
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7 months
@saltysauerkraut Tactically rolling and returning fire to the gang-affiliated acorn tree
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8 months
@nypost You don't often find a story where you desire the worst outcome for all parties involved but here we are
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@AssignedAyda
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10 months
@Leftwatch2 I really don't wanna denigrate Japanese culture but like it's so funny to run up to a crowd of people and be like "ur owned, I'm about to own you" and then your buddy just cleaves your head clean off. Like no dude I am most certainly not owned right now
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@AssignedAyda
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7 months
@jesuslasupajew Why does he talk like a secretary of state from 1821
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@AssignedAyda
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2 years
@old_lotion What bout The Concept Of Love
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8 months
@transgabalus Now it just needs a pillow and blankie
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2 years
@alicedembowsky Plot twist they've all assaulted someone
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8 months
@ab0vesnakes Yea I would be too
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2 years
@redrum_panda Ur gonna make me cry rn
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@AssignedAyda
wowzaa
9 months
@twinkdefcon Ok I never understood what guys meant when they'd say their exes were crazy or something, and you ask them and the behaviors they describe seem totally natural and normal, idk if that means I'm fucked up or something
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@AssignedAyda
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1 year
@midsmoker34 What a nice looking man I wonder what kind of pet he owns
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@AssignedAyda
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11 months
@lNTRUSlVETHOT "We'd be showing you a picture right now of a Palestinian boy kicking soccer balls at IDF soldiers buried up to their necks in sand, but because of Twitter wokeness we cannot"
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8 months
@SamolBilly The Gang Gets The Clicker
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@AssignedAyda
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2 years
@glurpo Oh fuck they're hetero??🤢
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@AssignedAyda
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10 months
@BluMedic He looks like the stonetoss caricature of a gay person
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@AssignedAyda
wowzaa
7 months
@LordAslanThe2nd @RayanBounab1 Joy doesn't factor into the equation for these ppl. In fact, personal happiness is sinful and selfish. You're a piece in a large strata and you owe it to those around you to be as uncomplicated and uniform as possible
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@AssignedAyda
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1 year
@pommycore "Hey my wife and I saw you from across the produce aisle, and I gotta say we like your vibe"
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@AssignedAyda
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2 years
@LrdofAscnsion @TungusBusko @Jonnywsbell @jk_rowling Love that this implies the rest of the world deals with gender dysphoria
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8 months
@artemismorrisse Stavros Halkias pope: "Yeah this is just a lil somethin I was thinking about, kinda off the cuff. Lemme know how you feel about it though, I like spitballing."
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@AssignedAyda
wowzaa
9 months
@MarianneMouse I think maybe they're just pedophiles
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9 months
@beidelu1 Fascists don't want boiled chicken feet and offal, they want tendies they want they're sweet sweet dipping sauce
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2 years
@AyinePLUR God gives his fattest tiddies to his genderless soldiers
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2 years
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9 months
@transcowboy Nah he'd say tranny or "ma'am" but like put quotes around it
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2 years
@goofn3ck It's usually cause they're funny and they fill our days with whimsy
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10 months
@jaketropolis I wonder if the guy who originally wrote this thinks Hitler should've done more or less ket
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7 months
@jessicobra Butches vs fellas
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@AssignedAyda
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11 months
@NitsuaSetab @drmistercody Unironically most conservative military freaks would prefer this
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@AssignedAyda
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9 months
@ded_ruckus I went through my entire academic career with stuff like this around and literally my only takeaway was "yeah that makes sense. Other ppl have problems I don't and if I'm doing well I owe it to pass it on to others." Only a deeply insecure person would be offended by this
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@AssignedAyda
wowzaa
2 years
@b0tster I'm the kind that spins around for awhile during which time I'm invulnerable, but then I get all tired and my weak point is exposed
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2 years
@themouseyouknow He got absolutely smooched
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1 year
@AssBoss80085 Boss Baby
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9 months
@skyler_higley What if he isn't evil he's just really pretentious about all the arcane knowledge he has
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2 years
@frogmonkey420 @Spencer_sunboy Either a blackhole forms and the universe ends Or they do a lil dance
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@AssignedAyda
wowzaa
8 months
@perisceris Yeagg poverty is sorta like sliding into a ditch with nothing to grip on to. Once you're in there, getting out is basically impossible and the system really just expects you to die
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8 months
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2 years
@Enichan @XtraJewrestrial I think it's probably telling how the people most comfortable in our society adopt absolutely repulsive political views. Like, they've somehow weened the empathy and compassion out of their system somehow
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7 months
@esjesjesj I think the issue for them is you expressing joy alongside her
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2 years
@stupeoscientia He looks like a politician running for mayor who's scrambling to find the script for a speech
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8 months
@ab0vesnakes This is yuri
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6 months
@jenbrained I like that four of them are Batman themed and the other three are just dudes Also where these three poly or something
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2 years
@b0tster I'm personally excited that the bad guys are french Canadian. We have it coming
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10 months
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2 years
@CherylR09307747 @nationalpost I like the implication that diversity isn't featuring people of different backgrounds and experiences, it's featuring researchers in a given topic on one side and then a person not related to the topic at all who disagrees with them
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@AssignedAyda
wowzaa
11 months
@RayanBounab1 @PoliticsLs He thinks that everyone will fall in line when violence is used because that's exactly what he did when his parents abused him. And on a certain level he'd like to see punishment done to others which is as physically painful as his childhood was emotionally
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@AssignedAyda
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@batko_anarkhiya Yea like it's not a good habit, it's just a really good way to discredit someone which involves embracing the very ideas you detest. Fascists are a manifestation of Humanities worst impulses: revulsion, envy, anger. All stuff which we're each likely to engage in
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wowzaa
11 months
@DiabolicalSpuds Guys who're balding by 22 love conservatives ig
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8 months
@subterraneanblu @wydna777 Makes sense since fascists unironically crave conformity because they feel desperately insecure in their individual worth and identity
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@AssignedAyda
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1 year
@THEPRINCEWIFE Cause gen Xers spent their youth idolizing punk figures and seeing the subculture as synonymous with cool apathy and being above petty concerns. They don't want to think about how their idols would spit in their faces
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2 years
@PunishedLobster She's shooting her shot good for her
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2 years
@charlixxx___ Cis people are just starting general
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@AssignedAyda
wowzaa
10 months
@beepboopsloane Idk like Koreans use those ingredients too, it'd be like getting mad at an "America" themed store for having "British" deep fried fish
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@AssignedAyda
wowzaa
2 years
Old pics, just wanted to get attention from all the pretty people in my phone
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wowzaa
2 years
@AidanTheJester At least the book has a whole chapter where they visit a gender reassignment services clinic and the doctor's like "the bad guy isn't trans we swear! Trans people are cool actually! Please don't think this is bigoted" It's something at least
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@AssignedAyda
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2 years
Sleeby
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11 months
@GRUGCEL I get dysphoric over how little I relate to what straight women find attractive
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2 years
@gal_la_mode Can't wait for cis women to start wearing packers
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8 months
@TJBreen Take out all the punctuation and this is just a Blood Meridian monologue
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wowzaa
2 years
Going on a date today wish me luck
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7 months
@Elamimaxima Baretts lil sailor boy outfit is so fucking funny
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2 years
@charlixxx___ *scary in general wtf
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@AssignedAyda
wowzaa
2 years
@WhackNicholson Dick Van Dyke is such a good enby lesbian name
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wowzaa
2 years
Is me
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7 months
@MilkPls68 The people yearn for morality plays
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wowzaa
2 years
It's funny how when you're a dude and you act fem, people mock you by insinuating that you may as well be a woman, and then when you actually try being a woman they tell you about how manly you are
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@AssignedAyda
wowzaa
2 years
@lackingsaint Manifesting
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wowzaa
9 months
@transcowboy House: She/it. Foreman: I'm... not sure what you mean. Chase: I'm a dude. Do you like dudes? Cuddy: I identify myself as a woman, thank you very much. Wilson: I am a he/him...I think. Cameron: she/her, you? Taub: Man. I'm a man. Why? Thirteen: What's it to you?
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wowzaa
7 months
@tybuddhaboy It's so funny to me that even when they're trying to be liberal, Germany literally can't engage with the world outside of 1930's Era political cartoons you'd see in your high school text book Also, VERY bold choice for Germans to use a Palestinian woman as the icon of jew hatred
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@AssignedAyda
wowzaa
2 years
@_equus_ferus_ @TerribleMaps Idk I like how inescapably vast these empires are, that like, their map is just three colours
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wowzaa
2 years
@RichardLonghur6 @PompeySteph I love that he added "I'm sorry yo say this" Like "ah gee guys, I'm real torn here. But the thing of it is that u just,... well I just think you shouldn't be allowed to continue as free agents in spcieyy"
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@AssignedAyda
wowzaa
2 years
The hottest girlies have a 5 o'clock shadow
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@AssignedAyda
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1 year
@QueerlyAutistic I think what it comes down to is that most people aren't really that compassionate or altruistic, even the ones whose jobs demand it, and their own personal frustration gets in the way of doing what's right
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@AssignedAyda
wowzaa
9 months
@vomitex Japanese guy talking to his friend who's about to travel to New York: "Be careful, in America if you eat pizza and are racist to black people they'll think you're in the mob"
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@AssignedAyda
wowzaa
2 years
My friend said I looked like faggy Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice who serves cunt
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2 years
First time I ever did my own makeup I'm curious if this was a slay
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2 years
The world is full of weird buggies and its good to know that there are people like @glurpo out there who systematically put each and every one into their mouth for empirical analysis God bless, glurpo
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wowzaa
8 months
@atlaswuzhere I think since they call him a pedophile, he would be considered queer by conservative standards
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wowzaa
2 years
I only have one look
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2 years
@FairieNamedMars @SacredMiranda If I was man I'd wanna be like them fr
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2 years
@glurpo glurpo you're a treasure
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@AssignedAyda
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1 year
@JUNlPER I hope we circle back to pre-medieval, post-Roman Europe where you could ask a shepherd why there were chunks of ice falling from the sky and he'd tell you it was because Jesus was busting and that was the best answer you'd ever receive in your life
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@AssignedAyda
wowzaa
6 months
@Sandinista412 Why can't we get along and realize that, at the end of the day, we're all just catholic alcoholics with funny names
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wowzaa
11 months
@brainnotonyet @The_Far_Horizon They don't understand the purpose of accessible education. To them, knowledge is a signifier of status and wealth, and so giving everyone the ability to learn defeats the purpose. "What purpose is there to learning if the information doesn't make me special?"
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@AssignedAyda
wowzaa
2 years
Can someone tell me whether I look hot or I'm just delusional
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2 years
@vexwerewolf He's the wealthiest man on the planet and he's spent less money on replica firearms than me
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10 months
@Spark898 The struggle for Supremacy between these two types of guys is what made America what it is today
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2 years
@RaxKingIsDead Monster of the Week but instead of killing the monster they have to do research on how to make it cum
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wowzaa
10 months
@esjesjesj Skynet is what happens when AI have mommy issues, and Grok is when they have daddy issues
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wowzaa
2 years
@Hideki_Naganuma Hideki am I enough of a girl
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