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Naa imagine a McDonalds here tho
This looks like it belongs in a studio ghibli film
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BREAKING: Andrew Tate has been permanently banned from Setting 🤯
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1000 books and not a single piece of balenciaga in sight. Sad
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she let me hit because of my childlike curiosity and eagerness to learn
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dudes will play rainbow six but havent stopped and admired a rainbow since they were six. Siege
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Rock out shit. I fw this
Turtles with algae growing on their shells.
Algae are generally harmless and provide some camouflage for the turtle in the wild.
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if i disappeared tomorrow i don’t think anyone would even notice
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my mom not letting me fully pursue an emo phase
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Tik Tok looks like an app that you would see people using in a scary movie or some shit if that makes sense
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gambling is legit so broken it’s basically free money and it’s non addictive so you can quit whenever lol. How are more people not doing this shit
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Chills. actual fucking chills
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Nevermind
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Can you hit 1 please. gotta get home quickly my fucking cat has been at war with this mouse in my apartment and the other day i got caught in the crossfire and they dropped a fucking baby grand piano on my head and my teeth turned to keys
You have 6 seconds to talk to me 👋 what would you say? 🤐
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Wait til he hears about a certain 29 year old neurodivergent rapper from stockholm, sweden
Jack Harlow says he’s the “Hardest White Rapper” since Eminem 👀
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you don’t wanna smoke w me when i get high i start acting like joe biden
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that man Ronald mcdonald just kick it with anyone what the fuck is grimace
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Do you think he’s ever had anyone killed
Drake was spotted having another intimate night alone in New York.
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she let the dude with the travis scott reeses puffs box as a decorative piece in his room hit noo
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Backyard baseball ass hat
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They say don’t ever meet your heroes but tonight I met mine. unreal feeling
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Yeaa ill come over and carve pumpkins dude. I love getting the shitty pumpkin guts all over my hands and clothes. the disgusting texture is almost indescribable. Also could you hand me the knife that barely cuts through the pumpkin at all? Just wanna make sure it looks like shit
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I fw santa man. Stays out the way, loves his lady, and put his whole team onto some money. Kind to animals too. Really just staying lowkey and running up that sack once a year. bringing joy to others type shit. Cut from a different cloth
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by far the funniest thing about drake is how badly he wants to be in the nba
Drake plans to move to Phoenix to watch Devin Booker hoop
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don’t start with this shit man its 104° out
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if I played in the NBA i would do this after every game to stay focused
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that first dap with your friend from home that you haven’t seen since the last time you went home for the holidays. Bone chilling
Two bald Eagles lock talons and perform the courtship behaviour called daredevil cartwheel😎
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pussy is crazy because if you don’t get enough of it you start reporting people the fuckin IRS
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i want to get surgery so that my vision permanently looks like this
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the craziest part about this picture is not the fact that peter is posted with drake in a comfortable silence but rather the fact that peter is wearing a beautiful blue button down instead of his signature white one
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Completely dark at 5:30. hope you rotten fucking daylight savingcels got what you wished for
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i went to the dick sucking factory and everyone kept talking about how great of an employee you were. some even called you a natural. others called you a leader. saw some photos of you on the wall too
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Your entire life could change in a single moment. it’s almost as if it’s free money. run the 8 leg parlay this week
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Gambling is so beautiful and non addictive. you can change your whole life in a single moment. almost feels like it’s free money. and the best part? you can legit quit whenever you want
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Na it’s just crazy to me that dudes will play Palworld but won’t pick up the phone to give their Pal a ring and let them know they mean the World to them
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just imagined spongebob in a pair of fire red jordan 4s and got fucking chills
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dudes will watch the NBA and root for the Suns but wont step up N Be A father to their Sons. Phoenix
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imagine him in a pair of fire red jordan 4s
The remains of alleged 'non-human' beings have been presented to a hearing in Mexico's Congress investigating claims of alien life 👽
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it gave you the ick when that strong gust of wind blew my hat off and it kept blowing away every time i bent over to pick it up didn’t it
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if getting high and scared was a sport my jersey would be hanging from the rafters
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I went to broke asf with no motion Island and they had a statue of you in the town square dude
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Craziest white boy names (top 5)
1. Craig
2. Dalton
3. skylar
4. caleb
5. Tanner
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If I told you a flower bloomed in a dark room, would you trust it? 🥀
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If kirby swallowed me he would inherit the gift of empathy and a love for basketball
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jean jacket that says fucking ALOHA in rhinestones 😭
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what if i told you these are some of the greatest minds the world has ever seen
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Na but imagine pouring up Josh in a stanley cup👀 I just got fucking chills
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Unemployed dudes be like Fuckk i got watch xQc and hang out in discord due at 2pm
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imagine someone having you at gun point and they make you dance 😭 like what dance do you even dooo omgg
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just because i make 300k a year, listen to the best music, smoke awesome weed, and have great pipe doesn’t mean i have it all figured out lol
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Not really. sure I averaged 25.2 ppg senior year, had tons of friends, and probably could have had any girl in the school I wanted lol.. but my passion for writing and deep interest in philosophy made me feel like such an outcast sometimes. like i was popular but also a loner
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Just imagined spongebob chopping it up with sean evans on an episode of hot ones and got fucking chills
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just got fucking chills imagining SpongeBob going sneaker shopping with complex
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To everyone checking in on me.. im fine. a little bruised up and have a busted lip but that’s it. i’ll get mine. And for the record I was jumped. Fucking pussies
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just got chills thinking about a podcast between Peter griffin quagmire Cleveland and joe
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one of those spongebob screen grabs that has the ability to change the way you view art and the world around you forever
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just got fucking pulled over for having a smile that lights up the room. Unbelievable
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Ive done some fat shit before but eating a banana split is insane
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This is my 9/11
I never thought I’d see the day, but they’ve done it. They’ve banned chillin
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Not gonna lie was feeling pretty depressed and down in the dumps until it was brought to my attention that adin ross has an elite lineup 😳
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My opps just painted a tunnel on the side of a cliff and i drove into it going 110 mph for fucks sake
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when you go to dap that awkward white dude up and he freezes but you don’t judge him for it because you know he’s fighting inner battles that you could never comprehend
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