Alex
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Joined October 2017
There are few moments in my life that will impact me as much as that first watch of wocky slush did
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New m2af with Sanchovies out now ya bastards. A delightful conversation about our Spotify wrapped, our diets and what our ideal physiques are while we play a flash game in the background Enjoy šš https://t.co/Kr5M87ccdX
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Swear it feels like all your problems just wash away when you walk into a CVS during the holidays
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I just hope Peter gets Lois a thoughtful gift this Christmas and not something last minute like usual. I know he loves her but she deserves something real this year
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Just got chills imagining what tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once
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Would you ever take your girl to the gym with you? Whatās your favorite Carti fit?
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Might have to let that fakemink ride a bit longer today
Adolescence lasts until our early thirties when our brain āpeaksā, a new study has revealed. Researchers at the University of Cambridge have shown that the brain goes through five distinct phases in life, with key turning points at the ages 9, 32, 66 and 83. The brain is said
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This one goes out to all the psycho dirtbags with big hearts, the girls that donāt mind showing a little extra skin over the holiday break, and all the indie rock uncles who found peace picking a guitar string back in the day. Yāall be easy. Happy thanksgiving
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[With my favorite cousin at thanksgiving] I aināt felt like this in a long timee š¶š¤
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If your vibe is good enough you can become one of the worst djās in your city
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Just left John Hopkins medical facility. A panel of cardiologists are doing a case study on my heart. Said theyāve never seen one this broken before. Keep me in mind today if you canāļø
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Rainy monday over here. Returning some ps5 exclusives at Best Buy right now. Stomach is doing its best against the cookie milk cold brew I just had. Might go ground beef and rice for dinner. Feeling hopeful for the rest of the week. Cheers
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You are not ready to see a 31 year old dreamerās Spotify wrapped this year
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I wish there was a casino where you could gamble with love as the currency and all the dealers were your favorite teachers growing up. I would lose myself in there
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Unless modest mouse comes through for me in a big way this years spotify wrapped might be my worst yet
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Picture this: Me. Nardwuar. Two ice cold cokes and an empty park bench. Going question for question. Letting one another into our respective worlds even if itās just for a moment. No pressure, no judgement. Just raw connection from one inquisitive soul to another
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