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Hey my best friend needs help pls help
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I think the best re occurring bit in any comedy is in Trailer Park Boys when they talk about retiring after getting like 6 grand
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A girl did this to me when i was closeted and i blushed as my response and she started apologizing and i left school at like 1 pm and cry vomited when i got home.
She kept my secret tho for like 10 years so she was a real one
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Ive just been googling small american towns because im bored and i found this survery a football coach handed out to his players that got him fired. I cant stop laughing
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Wow this is actually the worst thing ever fuck
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My dads response to my coming out essay was simply the funniest thing in history.
He responded simply
“No problem”
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Never has a joke flown higher over someones head
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A trans women just joined my team at work and her name is chastity
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Me : so my gf is moving here and i have questions about the insurance
Immigration : so your boyfriend is moving here
Me : yes my gf is
Immigration: well he should check the website
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Just a reminder that Edmonton hasnt had a pride parade in 6 years because the pride committee wont run it unless we agree to the cops having a float
Pride is certainly the fuck not for straights, cops, corporate assholes, or Israelis.
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If you ask someone what their favourite dinosaur is and they say anything other then trex or triceratops, guaranteed theyre a freak in the bed
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>hot dude is normal to me
>ask if theyre trans
>they deny theyre trans
> is trans
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My real trans awakening was in the 11th grade when i couldn’t convince a single guy that skylar in breaking bad was being abused.
Im that moment i knew i was not a man
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My mom unironically was like there is no pictures of you really after you turn 13 isnt that weird
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Why so many of yall scared of liking boys for real. Your sexuality isnt changing youre just letting yourself enjoy your sexuality
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I had a bladder infection when i was 7 and the doctor said this infection usually only happens in girls and I remember being so god damn pumped about it that i stopped caring i was sick
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Once this femme gay guy decided to rank all the “guys” at the hangout by how gay they thought they were and he ranked me as the least gay
It wasn’t till years later that i went oh he just wasnt outting me
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Transbians : my partner read my whole favourite book series for me so we could talk all night about it. Shes the best.
Straight trans women : He wont hold my hand in public, but he does most of the time use she/her pronouns. Hes the best.
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Dads will be like i dont understand why you couldnt tell me
Like who do you think called me a f*ggot for watching fucking dragon ball?
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You think it would be obvious to someone why their transsexual daughter did not want to go camping for a week in the woods with her family
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First day Hrt today :) my doctor put me on 50mg spiro and 1 mg estrogen
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The most humiliating part of my transition is i was in a virtual meeting with one of the people i was managing and i boymode at work.
And i thought i was muted so i started talking to my roommate about some guy i thought was hot af in my girl voice.
And i wasnt. It was bad.
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One time before i was out to a single person one of my dude friends found my twitter and didnt realize it was me and sent the profile to our group chat and was like look i found the female deadname
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One time when my dad was ribbing me for talking to a girl when i was like 14 i got mad and was like shes a lesbian and then he said why on earth would you talk to a lesbian
And i gotta say men are so fucking gross
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Me ex : you gotta fix your mental health your dysphoria is to bad
Me :*gets hrt*
Them: *dumps me*
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Helped a trans person at work and outted myself to them to do it. I feel like trans femme Jesus
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My dad begging me to stop taking hrt is exactly why i did this without telling my family
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Oh youre trans ? Did you wanna be a palaeontologist or a marine biologist as a little kid ?
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@CandyBartlet
The amount of times ive lost it because theyre having a gun fight and he sips his drink
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So my employer decided to end work from home and do a hybrid model with some days at work.
However I’m the only one in my department in my city. So they have forgotten me.
Its been three months and i havent gone back
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Damn youve been closeted your whole life and are just now trying to reach community for the first time. how cringe lets all point and laugh
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Nothing makes me more batshit then when a trans person is venting their dysphoria and the people transitioning the other way get mad at them for not considering some people like those traits for themselves
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The first 8 or so months of transition people are gunna say shit thats so mean you will think about it for decades
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But to my knowledge she never told a soul i outted myself in math class
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Trailer park boys is the most working class show, if youve never watched your brother hot knife and then eat ravioli from a can you just havent lived
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Part of being trans is being told to give grace to the people who buried you for decades
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Trans womens denial beards are so funny because their last ditch effort to try and be a man is to stop grooming themselves
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But also i did feel bad for them but i was like girl please
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There is nothing more humiliating then asking a doctor for hrt for the first time when you still look fully a man
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Gay men pearl clutching about trans women saying f*g will never not be funny
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The first in real life person i ever told i was trans to was a councillor at an lgbt centre. I went to the centre in like three sweaters s toque and sunglasses.
I remember crying in her office about how my head was too big and that i should just die…
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Me : ive been scared of you for 20 years
My dad : no problem
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Trans people who are still in relationships with the people they were dating before transition astound me.
Like that has to be real love
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Being trans is so annoying anywhere else im the best at games usually.
Among trans women im basically garbage.
Have to pretend im worse around boys and then beg the dolls to go easy on me in guilty gear
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My mom didnt realize hrt stops you from balding and she had been just anxious about my hair for the last three years
I
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Any time an ally starts the sentence with “ well obviously you cant change your sex literally no one is saying that”
I cringe so hard
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Im going to choose to believe its fake because regretting not trooning out is actually fucking so heartbreaking in 50 different ways
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Going to kill my dad on Saturday because i looked like that the last time he saw me
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I remember as a kid screaming crying through entire hair cuts and people will have the audacity to say it was the 90s how could we have known
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When my ex dumped me for starting HRT , they tweeted to all my friends that they were done with men. I couldnt even respond because i was not out
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Just saw a cis women call another cis women a twink and im literally vomiting.
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Making fun of girls early in transition expressing themselves for the first time is the most vile behaviour. The shit said to me at the start still sticks with me years later
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Rent free
nobody is brave enough to make a "what's a 4chan post that's so embedded in your head that you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about" post, but this would be mine
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The weirdest thing about straight dudes is just how much porn they send eachother
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I think girl d*ck is so normalized that yall forget bottom dysphoria exists. Like dont comment on someones b*lge unless you know theyre about that
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My voice isnt passing enough to be granted gay women only gay man
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Fun part of being in your late 20s with multiple years on hrt is that all trans support groups are basically useless to you
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The only man a trans women is allowed to date is a perfectly heterosexual man who hasnt even heard of trans people until he takes you for the first time at your wedding
every time a man says confidently that he’s attracted to trans women every T4T lesbian on this site tries to cut his head off for being a “chaser” and I’ll never understand why because it’s not like they’re even interested in men anyway??
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I think the craziest part of it is saw the tv glow is 5 girls have told me they started hrt because of it
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Withholding tech support from my mom untill she stops misgendering me
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One of the hardest parts of transition for alot of us is giving up the girl we want to be for the girl we actually are
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Yall remember the “it gets better campaign”
Were celebs were like just wait till your 19 and you can leave what ever hell youre in cause youre gay , dont off yourself
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I did not go outside in womens clothes till I was 6 months HRT and when i did it was literally a pair of skinny jeans and I had a panic attack.
Im frankly really proud of myself for being where i am now
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Why am I a trans women dating another trans women in transbian spaces. Alot to unpack here
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Before transition i just wished i was born cis in any way
Early transition i wished i was born a cis women
Now its like i wish I tried bangs one time because im almost 30 now and you cant do bangs for the first time at 30
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And she measured both our heads and we had the same size head and she told me everything was going to be ok and that i was normal and ok .
Was really one of the most important days of my life
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Me to my Endo :
DIY Transsexuals were able to build better boobs in a cave! With a bunch of scraps!
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Fun quirk of transition is 90% of us consider ourselves late transitioners
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My dad hit me with a real whopper today :
“ i always thought you might be gay because you were always hanging with lesbians”
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You know you had a really crap deadname if youve never met a trans man with it
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As insane as tr*n discourse can be its still not quite as silly as calling someone an incel trender
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Yall dont understand the misery of the only place to get a tucking panty being a weird fetish site
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The first time i went out femme ever was in a plad shirt and skinny jeans.
The only thing femme coded was the buttons on the shirt and I had a panic attack and pretty much ran home to cry.
This was like 6.5 months hrt
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I should thank my doctor for making my first 3 months of HRT spiro only , it really made me understand id rather be a sexless nosferatu then a man.
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Spending all day comparing myself to girls who started hrt at 15 and have had 5 surgeries
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You know those two not trans trans boxers are actually making me so nauseous.
Like what the fuck are we supposed to do when theyre coming for cjs women because they got a tr*nny vibe
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My hairline receded .5 cm and i was on hrt three weeks later
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One time i was in ambulance having an asthma attack and they asked what meds i was on and i said estrogen and they went”for birth control”? and i stopped caring that i was dying
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I think if youve never had anything comparable to the soul crushing dysphoria inducing experience of being sir’d with a full face and in a dress , without a hint of malice in their voice.
That our experience with transness will never be relatable
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My friend made an interesting point about my boymoding at work.
“Imagine finding out your boss was a boymoder”
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Theres a special humiliation when youre trying to transition with a non supportive partner
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CjsHet women will simultaneously tell you youre so beautiful you dont need ffs while also giving “expectation management “ about a straight guy ever finding you hot
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So in my head i was the greatest masker of all time when i was closeted , but my friend whose mom is a teacher told me all the teachers thought i was gay and that he had literal debates with staff about my sexuality
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I really dont understand gay transphobes, like they repackage homophobia and dont see it
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One of the biggest surprises of transition is eventually another trans women is going to say something soul crushingly mean to you
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My favourite cognitive dissonance thing id do as a teen would be to use gay porn to get started and then finish with het stuff and id tell myself that made me het
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