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He/him. Father. Husband. Ally. I watch wrestling, too. @AEW

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4 years
All right, why does Pence get to keep going over his time, but Kamala is held rigidly to hers?
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@Jason_Chatfield I think we should fire the guy playing through instead.
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@LillyPaloma1980 @AllAmericanAsi1 @SenJeffMerkley Bingo. Seeking asylum is a legal process; they're here legally while it plays out.
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@AnitaM86 I like her habit of not simply accepting the nonsense premises of these questions and asking for specifics. "Who said that? Oh, Trump? LOL."
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@Cuzzadurry @WWE @MickieJames Buzz. WWE opening the Forbidden Door is actually interesting.
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@StephanieAnnCou @idriselba "COVID-19." Tamp down on the xenophobia.
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Can we pause a moment and marvel at how a bunch of high school kids, less than a week out from the worst tragedy that will likely ever impact them, have responded by spontaneously organizing a political movement to take on the entrenched gun lobby? #NEVERAGAIN
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@kylegriffin1 Buttigieg is the king of reframing issues to score the biggest possible dunk on his ideological opponents, and I am here for it.
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@ndrew_lawrence No one but a Republican would be soulless enough to ask their grandparent to die so their stock portfolio might live.
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@therecount It's really time for her to retire. She damaged Dem messaging on Coney Barrett, and she's damaging the messaging on public health now. She's dragging the Dem caucus down.
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Shut @realDonaldTrump the fuck down, @TwitterSupport . He's trying his hardest to instigate civil war and threatening private citizens in his official capacity on your goddamn platform. What will it take for you to protect your fucking users?
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@shannonrwatts SHE BROKE INTO HIS HOUSE!
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@tonyposnanski @FaithGoldy Did he try to steal the quarter between her knees and blame it on the leftists?
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@IndivisibleNet @OBTinia He's actually breaking the law--post offices are federal property and weapons aren't permitted on them.
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@ChrisJansing I'd say it brings me no pleasure to see it laid bare that Donald Trump is a criminal and a traitor...but fuck that. So many of us have been right about that motherfucker for seven years, and it's finally time he reaps his karmic reward. Can't wait until he's locked up.
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@RyanEGraney @shannonrwatts So, just to summarize, not only did the presence of multiple weapons not mitigate the loss of life, it confused the law enforcement response. How about that well-regulated militia, eh?
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@scootscott @samstein We can walk and chew gum, and trying to brush this aside is gross.
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Hey @TonyKhan , what are we doing, man? You've got more joshi appearing on the shows again and you've got one who wants to work with you; crack open that checkbook.
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Maki Itoh is live right now & someone said AEW needs to sign her. She said: “I think so to”
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@TopherSpiro I thought physicians pledged to do no harm.
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@rfhyde1 @lisastark351 @jymbo916 The GOP's best and brightest, folks. Sexually harassing women after a day of having his home and business raided by law enforcement.
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@ABC To who, exactly? Horses?
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@shannonrwatts @NRA @espyforsenate Nothing is more important, she says! Not safety. Not life. Not our kids. Gun rights.
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@kumailn @GOP GOP: "New number, who dis?"
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@SethAMandel Yeah, this isn't the Kennedy White House. RFK was competent.
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@Amyjac2800 @IndivisibleNet @OBTinia Despite what Texas might tell you, they're not exempt from federal law.
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@JoshNBCNews He's going to unilaterally ban a private business? Boy, I bet those Republican capitalists are gonna be up in arms! 🙄
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@kylegriffin1 Trump shitting on Hunter and Beau is the lowest I could imagine a human being, but it's about right for him.
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@kylegriffin1 I tell ya, @BrianKarem is a goddamn national treasure.
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@EugeneVDweebs @MattBinder I'm amazed that the "removing functionality while increasingly charging more for less service" strategy doesn't seem to be working.
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@komonews You can't "have an affair" with a 12-year-old. That implies consent. Kids can't consent to their adult teachers.
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@WRESTLECringe God forbid this woman know an ounce of joy in the aftermath of one of her life's greatest tragedies.
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@redeyed_penguin That doesn't conform with biological science, but okay.
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@AndrewZarian You know, being able to say "shit" will not fix their tired, uninspired creative.
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@realDonaldTrump Presidential polling didn't exist in Lincoln's time, nor would he approve of just about any of your policy initiatives.
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@IvankaTrump Don't quote the man when the administration you worked for spit on everything the man fought for (and died for) in his life.
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@Lawrence @chrislhayes Yep. The rational segment of the public has had it with Republicans wasting our time, energy, and resources with their bad-faith self-absorption and magical-thinking horseshit. Hope this spanking teaches some lessons.
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@gotitatguineys Look, I know folks are gonna dunk on this, and I get it, but this just seems like partners trying to maintain good communication in a structured way. It's healthy, really. Good for them. It's surprisingly easy for life to get in the way sometimes.
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Wednesday night: "Great show! Feeling restored! AEW is back!" Thursday night: "It's hopeless, everything's pointless, nothing AEW does matters." And that, folks, is why I don't give a shit about ratings. I know good wrestling when I see it, ratings be damned. #AEWDynamite
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@MmeScience @morganw_44 Vote? I hope they all run for office.
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@maggieNYT @FreeGirlNowNYC @nytmike @mattapuzzo "Appears to be the only one." Based on what? And the only one what--publicly available? In existence?
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@antipandemonium @Sandoo1 @NathanHRubin @Terri2cat Exactly. And in all likelihood, we won't receive the benefits when we retire that Boomers receive today. But that's okay, because we actually believe in helping other people without receiving something in return.
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@AmySass71 @ABC Look, the man is just very popular with the equine community.
Tweet media one
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@SToth67 @Stapleton_MT @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden Five million more don't. You got outvoted. Sit down.
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@FinnBalor @Gunther_AUT It's really not the same thing at all, since: 1) You weren't established in WWE prior to the name change. 2) "Finn Balor" is objectively cool. 3) "Finn Balor" is not a notable Nazi.
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@jaketapper This is sedition and the press should report it as such.
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@BackupHangman In a unique twist, Roman Reigns will face, get this, Brock Lesnar.
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@realDonaldTrump You're right. Gonna vote for Biden so healthcare in this country is protected.
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@Drew_Turner1 As a Christian, I'd rather stay, thanks. It'd be a better world with the atheists and Muslims and other folks left behind--ironically, a more Christian world.
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@SeanRossSapp It's incredible they drafted Hit Row just to immediately fire everyone in the stable. Why even bother?
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@AnnCoulter She does the prep and does the work. You're damn right she'll get it done.
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@danchall @DeniseShearin @Milbank @SecPompeo Here's as explicit as he could be: "no, it's not a hoax." Any more than that is putting on a show as barking seal to Trump.
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@FishFry02 @Casshooole Look, if you don't understand professional wrestling, don't comment on it. Heels getting heat isn't cause for them to be assaulted.
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@therealjoshudan @jpostman @RobertMaguire_ He traded away his humor and mirth to the other Keebler elves so he could control a monopoly on racism.
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Must-watch. Good to see @sarahkendzior calling out the systemic ills of access journalism and not backing down.
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OK I'm trying to upload my interview on @MSNBC this morning about freedom of the press, self-censorship, access journalism, the WHCA, etc. Here is part one.
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@kathy_gaunt @Lesleyr14 @dvorakoelling @HoarseWisperer @realDonaldTrump In the strictest technical sense, yes. Not for long, of course.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt I guess they didn't hear.
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@GrahamAllen_1 This was sounding good until your single neuron fired and blamed the Clintons.
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@KrisKobach1787 Remember when you were so bad at law, a judge ordered you to take remedial training?
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@meggg_elaine Ariel is a fictional character.
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@KateSmithAZ @samstein @JoeBiden And the DNC this summer shows how effective this format can be when executed well.
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@mmcauliff Gonna go ahead and say that if the grandson couldn't pass a background check, she shouldn't be loaning him a rifle.
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@chrislhayes I dunno about politics, but the best argument for the health of the country is, "this President was wrong, he broke the law, and we don't care what party he is--we believe in the rule of law and he needs to be removed from office."
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@Valentine213 @toddstarnes Laud them for their courage.
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@crawlings13 @kylegriffin1 She filed a false police report. She committed a crime. She ruined her own life.
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@julianborger Perhaps they should be trying to maintain relationships between individuals and health.
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@slayergoddess69 @TomiLahren I'm...shocked. Pleased, but shocked.
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@BWilsonLocal30 @soledadobrien Yeah, and people today don't own slaves like their ancestors. Doesn't mean stains don't still exist and debts aren't still owed.
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@alexadobrien @Acosta ... That's the whole point. If 25A is invoked, he can't do shit.
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@Fightful He's doing exactly what he should be doing. He's honoring commitments he made covering contract terms, but once those expire, he isn't obligated to extend. Being judicious based on ability and fan reaction is eminently reasonable, and the talent have definitive end dates.
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@joedimick @kathy_gaunt @Lesleyr14 @dvorakoelling @HoarseWisperer @realDonaldTrump No. I will not be. Trump has done one thing absolutely fabulously: energized his opposition.
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@OhHowGodWorks I'm just here for the ratio and to tell you you're a terrible person.
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@WayneASchneider @patina626 @Jim_Jordan Incidentally, Jordan's accusers may soon also be in the three-digit range at the rate we're going. Resign, Jimmy.
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@RyanEvans29 @Cuzzadurry @WWE @MickieJames WWE literally acknowledged Impact Wrestling and her as the Knockouts Champion. I'm as WWE-critical as they come, but cross-promoting like that is kicking open the Forbidden Door.
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@mkraju "I read the damn rulebook, Doug."
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@jackhutton @Olivianuzzi This followed on another effort to mischaracterize his relationship with Xi as "old friends." He's sick of the spin machine, and I don't blame him.
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@kylegriffin1 Gotta start using those inherent contempt incarceration powers sometime. Rudy's a fine first candidate.
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@denisewu @ChuckGrassley There's some of that going around the GOP right now.
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@shannonrwatts But I thought the answer to gun violence was more guns...? 🤔
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@oufenix @ladypalerider Ha ha ha ha ha. A+.
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@Machobeard4life As expected, they set him up failure and blamed him when he did.
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@Valentine213 @toddstarnes Beam with appreciation for them doing their civic duty of engaging their elected representation.
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@db202176 @unusual_whales Well, he came in, immediately changed the work climate, ended flexible work arrangements, pushed through an inane revenue-generation scheme, publicly belittled and fired his employees, and gave everybody else an ultimatum while threatening even worse working conditions.
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@WalshFreedom 16-year-olds seem to generally demonstrate more critical thinking ability than you.
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@derspiegel @edelstudio You cannot understand how much it means that, despite everything my country's leadership said and did, how terrible and disrespectful they were to our allies, you all forgive us and welcome us back. I am very grateful. Thank you. 🇺🇲🇩🇪
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@lifesafeast @SethAbramson @David_Pederson Fox needs to rev up the propaganda machine and go on the counterattack against Trump. They've spent years boosting him, and now he's using all that institutional momentum to bite the hand that fed him.
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@AriDrennen @UW Never before has a person been so mad to be so mid at swimming.
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@atrupar I've owned a car as long as I could drive. I don't know shit about its functioning, honestly.
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@WWE @VeerMahaan Come on with this.
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@HeatherChilders It was, though. That it apparently wasn't for you is a personal problem motivated by your lack of patriotism.
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@Tribal_J_ @davemeltzerWON @fyreskroll Well shit, fire Ronda too, then.
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@1liners @kylegriffin1 @SenWarren Probably not as good. GOP 101: offer a watered-down version of Dem legislation and wait to be lauded for their independent voice.
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@mkraju The Kentuckians in front of his house are, in fact, his constituents.
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@Valentine213 @Lawrence Well-done steak. Gold-leaf fetish. Likes being pissed on. Yeah, basically.
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@gabbagooljew @TheEmilJay Almost as if they are running a storyline to give him some. 🤔
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@AlphaNeutral @CharlotteAlter If Bernie's so committed to his ideals, he can drop out and endorse her, too. He's got health problems and is just another white guy following in a long history of them. He's welcome to do the noble thing any time. Nothing requires her to do so.
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@AngelaBelcamino Nothing. He'd take my food, eat it in front of me, and say it was the best meal I ever had.
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@donnaimamTX @BernieSanders Bernie didn't single-handedly do shit. It took a village to flip Georgia. Big ups to Stacey Abrams and organizers on the ground.
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@samstein I appreciate these countries drawing a distinction between the Palestinian people and Hamas that Israeli leadership itself absolutely does not seem interested in drawing.
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