White boys discovered curl cream in 2023 and the world hasn’t been the same since.

I have no problem whatsoever talking to people on the phone or cold calling and in 2025 it’s like being a god among men.

There’s an American lady on the phone now and I think he’s about to have an aneurysm.

RT @T_om_s: God I'd love to embezzle a significant five-figure sum from a local business then go on a long walk, bet it feels amazing.

RT @mrmatthouse: hey there delilah what’s it like in new orc city.

There’s a territorial war going on in the train quiet carriage between a woman very quietly talking to her friend and an old man who’s gotten out of his seat twice to remind her:. “this is the quiet carriage, if you can’t be quiet please sit somewhere else”.

RT @asubparusername: I like how you can see a little Vance in the gorilla. he's like AI Genghis Khan, his DNA is everywhere.

I’m going to be real, this is almost completely Skyrim’s fault.

RT @bread_nought:

I’m getting bags off the Ayatollah that you wouldn’t believe, hitting that Shiraz Snow, hand hovering over the big red button.

Went to a party on a boat for the first time, great vibes would recommend.

RT @TW0HEADEDBEAST: probably the only league player with the mandate of heaven.

Everyone in Bristol looks like they’re a former member of Hadouken!.

RT @sarahwaters420: Wife agreed to move and no longer be next to me on the plane bc a man wanted to sit next to his son. Turns out his son….

RT @punt_rd: David Draiman just got booed…😳😳 He repsonded: ‘We gonna start this!?’

RT @IbnKulthum: Is Zohran Mamdani African?.“No,” says the man in Washington, “he is American.”.“No”, says the man in Mecca, “he is Muslim.”….

RT @Ciaranxo: Operating the European Ellis Island that changes Americans names to something more local, like Jan Fromage.

Lana Del Rey absolutely fuckin slapped (aside from the holograms).