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Alan Mitchell

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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
1 year
@talkSPORT Drogba was a level above Kane. If he wasn't English (kane) this conversation wouldn't be happening. Kate is a very good player, but not a great one
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
2 months
@UnionClubScot The silent majority 🤣🤣. In my experience unionists are anything but silent, also majority of Scots in last election voted for pro indy parties
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
1 month
@LeSouness Yes the standard bearers. The only club in the UK to have a stand shut by uefa for racism. The standard bearers who robbed the tax payer and her majesty who they profess so much love for of 10's of millions of £. Some standard
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
7 months
@BeckettUnite God bless the celtic 💚🍀
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
1 year
@piersmorgan James O'brien is ten times the journalist that you proclaim to be
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Alan Mitchell
1 year
@MDembele_10 Moussa, please get yourself back to paradise. £3million signing on fee, £50k per week. Lawwell has gave me carte blanche to sort this out 🤣🤣💚💚💚
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@AlanMit36858201
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2 months
@RbinmanRichard Politicising a young man killed 2 decades ago. What an absolute banger
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2 months
@liamcsc Peak Brendan is back 🤣🍀💚
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Alan Mitchell
7 months
@Keir_Starmer Except if you are Palestinian it seems. You are a disgrace @Keir_Starmer
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
6 months
@RealStephenKerr I would start by saying "quite right" and "not my king". Is that succinctly put for you?
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
5 months
@StanCollymore The Lisbon Lions are the greatest British team of all time. By a stretch. Total football before it became a thing
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
2 months
@Joey7Barton @BBC @GaryLineker What the fuck has @GaryLineker got to do with it?
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
7 months
@MaccaFrank The best you ever played with, certainly at club level. An absolute star and the reason I supported Celtic nearly 40 years ago. 🍀💚
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
2 years
@RjayCeltic Good luck big Nir. Great servant to the club 💚💚💚
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
6 months
@supertanskiii It's not "verging into war crimes". It is war crimes. The Israeli government are criminals and should be in the Hague this time next year.
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
2 months
@TheChairmanGB Must be great to be able to afford to go private, you absolutely entitled 🔔 end.
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
7 months
@McSouness @triple01s If its an undeniable fact then let's see the evidence. Honestly, I would like to see what evidence you have to support this claim!
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
7 months
@BeckettUnite Tony Blair would be so proud. John Smith passing away tragically was the death also of the Labour Party.
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
1 year
@JimSpenceDundee Don't agree with you @JimSpenceDundee . I want more from the Scottish Government but they are no where near as bad as Westminster government. But being less shite still isn't good enough. We hold them to account and demand better. It's the only way
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
8 months
@UnionBears_07 Buy your £20 tshirt celebrating another defeat to the champions 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Tshirt also costs ×20 times the cost of your club, although inflation would even that out somewhat. What a bunch of loosers. As your captain would say, "disappointing" 🤣🤣🤣🍀
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
1 year
@kevinbridges86 Sorry for your loss pal. But you will have made your old man so so proud of what you have achieved and the man you became. Hold on to that 💚💚💚
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
2 months
@KTHopkins @Nike @England @EnglandFootball @FA Age and hate isn't being kind to you. Face like a melted wellie
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
2 months
@RbinmanRichard @LeeAndersonMP_ I'm British and working class and I hate everything that that dirty stinking racist stands for. And to be honest so do 90% of the people I know. And I wish I never knew the 10% who agree with him
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
6 months
@JimSpenceDundee @michael_hal @IncMonocle You were one of the first people I followed Jim as I respected the work you done as a sports journalist, but think I'll be unfollowing you as to be honest you now come across as a bit of a tit. Not that you'll be bothered as really who would, but just thought I'd let you know.
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
4 months
@Joey7Barton Why is it dangerous? Can't people separate private life and work life?
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
1 month
@LeSouness Faceless fella who hasn't got the bottle to post a photo of himself in bio tries to slag someone who has. Shitebag
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
1 year
#Mayflies Absolute 1st class tv. Tony Curren giving a powerhouse performance and Martin Compson quietly dignified. Brilliant 👏
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
3 months
@snb19692 She is a fucking ghoul. Schizophrenia is an absolutely devastating illness for the individual and their families. And as an aside 99% of schizophrenics are non violent
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
6 months
@IngrameThomas I would much rather help someone just off a dinghy than you. You absolute vile, odious hate mongering rocket 🚀
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
3 months
@supertanskiii Pro labour pish. Hoyle was an absolute disgrace today in the chamber. Flynn is twice the socialist that starmer is
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
2 months
@AyrshireDee33 Rangers. Rangers are the problem. Don't lump us in with them, we're not 2 checks of the same arse anymore.
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
2 years
@mattoriley8 @CelticFC Biggest compliment I can give you is you have 99.99% same dna as Tom Rogic. Outstanding today.👌💚💚💚
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
7 months
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Alan Mitchell
2 months
@kierantierney1 Get your arse back to parkhead. Tell arsenal you have in interest going anywhere else and if they don't sell you to Celtic you'll sit and see out your contract. You know it makes sense @kierantierney1
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
7 months
@IngrameThomas You are a right nasty wee man. Bet you were bullied off lassies at school. Clown
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Alan Mitchell
4 months
@Femi_Sorry @Businessyorks You really are one of life's good guys. Keep up the fight 💪 💚
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
4 months
@chris_sutton73 Rush before Kenny Dalglish. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Behave yourself @chris_sutton73 🍀💚
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
5 months
@AmiDar Yes I do
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
2 months
@Zeshankenzo Was his replacement kitman there. The Jimmy Bell
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
2 years
@aboutceltic Shame, been a great servant to the club, going out on a high and he'll always be welcomed back 💚💚💚💚
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
1 year
#BBCLauraK psychiatric nurse of 21 years. If I had the opportunity to leave I would do so tomorrow. This government do not care. It is that simple. They hold the working man in contempt. We are pawns to make them money
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
1 year
@kelvmackenzie Shut the fuck up you absolute lying bastard.
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Alan Mitchell
4 months
@AvaSantina Who gives a fuck if the wrappers are shiny 🤣🤣😭. It's what's inside that counts. Delicious chocolate without the plastic waste
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
5 months
@wesstreeting @campbellclaret @wesstreeting only a tory would advocate increasing use of private companies in the nhs, instead of investing in the actual service to increase productivity, staff skills and career satisfaction thus improving patient care in the medium to long term.
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
3 months
Lindsay Hoyle should be sacked immediately as speaker. Labour and Starmer especially should hang their heads in shame. Not a current fan of the SNP but they are so far ahead of Labour in empathy and basic socialist values. Labour will never get my vote again in its current format
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Alan Mitchell
6 months
@drumradroochit @chris_sutton73 Nonsense. None would get in spurs team and I'm a season ticket holder at parkhead for 25 years. Kyogo would do well right enough, but wouldn't displace Son
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
1 year
@hamishcarton Come on down Asian companies (I'm looking at you Nintendo,honda, Toyota and nissan) 🍀
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Alan Mitchell
1 month
@sammyanntyler @TalkTV If you have no sympathy for what that woman has gone through then you are a soulless vacuum of a human.
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
1 year
@ElectionMapsUK @JimSpenceDundee What a load of absolute pish. Labour will be lucky to get 5 seats. Nats will once more clear the board
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
1 year
@Conac02 He is completely correct.
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Alan Mitchell
7 months
@Channel4News @krishgm She is an absolute deviant. As is the state of Isreal. Terrorists. The Jewish people have went through so much and have been persecuted for millennia, but there is no justification for how they have treated them Palestinian people over the past 70 years. Disgusting
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
1 year
@Carl_Froch @GaryLineker Is he? I like him, I like his polical leanings You on the other hand appear to be a petty wee boy
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
2 months
@rossco1972 Enjoy your trip pal. Have a great St Patrick's day
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Alan Mitchell
1 month
@TerraOrBust Brilliant so it's only 17% more expensive than 2 years ago. Excellent 🤣🤣🤣👌
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Alan Mitchell
6 months
This is outstanding 🍀💚
@ClareDalyMEP
Clare Daly
6 months
Israel has spent a month pounding Gaza into rubble and filling the streets with children's blood. With European and American weapons, and European and American support. Still @vonderleyen cannot even say the word: "ceasefire." This isn't just Israel's genocide. It's Europe's too.
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
2 months
@Lindy_Loo15 Dae ye aye!
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Alan Mitchell
7 months
@ChurchillsCiga7 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 roaster 🍀🍀🍀
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
1 month
@RenfrewLoyal Listen, rivalry aside, don't keep these feelings in. They will magnify and become pervasive so that it is all you think about. Speak to a loved one or a pal. Allow them the chance to reassure you that things aren't as bad as they seem. Take care and talk pal. Things will improve
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Alan Mitchell
8 months
@Keir_Starmer @LivEchonews We all have skin the game, and seeing as current polls show around 69% want to rejoin the EU, how about you make that number one in labour manifesto. Expected so.much from you and have been massively disappointed
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
1 year
@RMTunion Mick Lynch. Absolute Hero 💚👌
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
6 months
@GrahamSpiers @OranMorGlasgow Nice of you to host it only a minute away from Tennents bar. Neil will be delighted
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
1 year
@ionafyfe @HumzaYousaf Truly don't know why you would support him. Failed in every cabinet post, as a staff nurse I see the the poor choices he makes daily. Ash Regan is far and away the best choice imo
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
1 year
@IngrameThomas Tonight's observation. You are one boring bastard
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
2 months
@Jenny_1884 It's a travesty the pension age, but blaming the likes of immigrants etc is exactly what they want us to do. Ots not their fault its ours for accepting it. Don't blame people below you in society, blame those above 👍
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
7 months
@RaeComm If its a coach to suit Rangers style of play then there is only one man for the job. Step forward Gregor Townsend
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
7 months
@The_Tman10 Unadulterated filth 💚
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
4 months
@carolvorders @TimesONeill @campaignkate Clozapine was taken of the market for decades in UK due to deaths due to agranulocytosis. Is so so toxic. Blood tests every week for 1st 6 months then monthly. Is a horrible drug. Have to be classed as treatment resistant to be put on it. I'm a rmn with 25yrs experience.
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
7 months
@EssexPR By fuck, you have finally released a tweet I 100% agree with
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
4 months
@JohnSimpsonNews @Telegraph @DailyMailUK Aye, as I I really trust the tory mouthpiece @bbclaurak 🤯🤣🤣🤣
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
6 months
@hailhailhistory Pierrepont van hooydonk
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
7 months
@Keir_Starmer @SarahEdwardsTam Unless you have relatives in Gaza, then it's fine if your interests are put behind that of a murderous genocidal regime.
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
2 months
@HereCelts Kyogo every game. Seem to have adjusted playing style to accommodate his extraordinary movement
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Alan Mitchell
6 months
@Reverend_Makers The best of us 💚
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Alan Mitchell
1 year
@Nicolafaddy Both my missus and I are nurses, with nearly 40 yrs between us and due to changes to pension, agenda for change etc we are worse off than 12 years ago.
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
6 months
@Haggis_UK Not a fan of Starmer in any shape or fashion, but this was a fantastic speech.
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
2 months
@johnc83 @Joey7Barton @BBC @GaryLineker Lefties 🤣🤣🤣🤣. What did he endorse housing asian refugees knowing that they would do something so vile. Behave yourself you absolute numptie. All races have these monsters, yes white Anglo saxons included. Probably more so than you'd think.
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
2 months
@RickHendry_ Absofuckinglutely. Get right behind the players and manager, sing and chant from minute one and drag us to the league. Then let's see if the board get their fingers out their arses in the summer.
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Alan Mitchell
1 year
@piersmorgan I know. You would just have instructed your employees to tap her family's phone's
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Alan Mitchell
1 year
@ScotlandSky @krisboydcharity If my auntie had baws🤣🤣🤣
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Alan Mitchell
4 months
@johncusack 🍀💚
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2 months
@IngrameThomas You forgot the IRA 🤣
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Alan Mitchell
6 months
@AndyBurke_ The bear on Disney plus
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Alan Mitchell
7 months
@Martybhoy15 @LivingstonFC Backed them at 10's & 9's. Now down to 8/1. Aberdeen will win there tomorrow, bookmark it.🍀
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
1 year
@ordinarybhoy Hate to give Goram any credit, but he was so far ahead of the beast it's untrue. Boyd again showing he knows next to nothing of the game he played
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
2 years
@PoliticsJOE_UK @GaryLineker @RMTunion Notice that Mick Lynch is getting far less airtime. Wonder if it is dur to fact he has basically owned every politician/journalist he has came up against?
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
2 months
@Joey7Barton Oooooooft. You really are a bitter wee man aren't you. Jimmy had a far more successful career as a player than you did and looks as though is a respected coach. Whereas you are an ex hun who sold out some beliefs to play for Sevco.
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@AlanMit36858201
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
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@hailhailhistory Simon donnelly
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
4 months
@mcsquared34 @johncusack My daughter went from Scotland to do Camp America last year. On her tour of a few cities after being counsellor at the camp she returned home saying that the poverty she seen was off the scale. Even in San Francisco which I thought was fairly affluent. She was horrified
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
2 months
@RFCGW Please explain what he ever done to be described as a legend. John Clark at celtic won the European Cup, part of 1st team to ever do 9 in a row. Would that not be legendry status. Wee Jimmy stole tracksuits, worked his way up from bus driver to kit man. I suppose it's levels.
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Alan Mitchell
2 months
@ryan1mcq3 I think its their best one yet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
3 months
@TheNorfolkLion Shut up you absolute munter. Very few people support hamas, but most people support Palestine. There is a massive difference
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
5 months
@The_Tman10 Good, and with Killie changing back to grass soon, get a vote in banning AstroTurf abominations.
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
7 months
@EmilioSansolini Celtics. Was more than a treble, won every competition entered in 67
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
2 months
@PaulJohnDykes It is outstanding, but a shame I can't buy it as I don't want to turn into Everton. Its a shame as it is an absolute belter 🍀
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
2 months
@TerraOrBust That palestinian men, woman and children have not been systematically been jailed without trial, for absolutely no crime. Thousands of them going back decades
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@AlanMit36858201
Alan Mitchell
2 months
@gorbalsgoebbels That is up there with the biggest lie I have ever seen on this platform. Thatcher destroyed many parts of Scotland and North of England
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