Dolly #BlackLivesMatter #FBPE ๐(Noah) ๐(NHS) ๐
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2 CV - ๐ป๐บ๐ฆ๐No more sadness please- just laughter & love. PS. When I โโค๏ธโ something- it doesnโt mean I โlikeโ it - just highlighting it๐ณ๏ธโ๐
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My political views aside: if Angela Raynor got pregnant at 16 and consequently left school with no qualifications, yet has now become the Deputy Leader of the Opposition, she is to be applauded and not ridiculed. ๐๐ป
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This is beautiful- take a moment โค๏ธ
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Share to the world!!!!!!!
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2022 under the Tory Government
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Shop. Found ยฃ5 on floor-asked last person in if hers. She said yes & took it. I left, met a little girl going in crying & I just knew why - she had lost her ยฃ5. Oh god. Wat to do? All I had was ยฃ4 in change in car. Gave her it. I just sat in car & cried. What a f*****g world.๐คฏ๐
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Harry Potter's Miriam Margolyes rushed to hospital and 'can't come home yet' - โฆ
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โฉ Loving hugs and kisses to the adorable Miriam Margolyes ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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Thousands of Poles are fleeing the UK and returning home to booming economy - This makes me sad. ๐
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Never ever look down your nose and ignore our buskers ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป
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Isnโt it strange how there are no long queues from the South of Ireland in to France ๐ซ๐ท ๐ค
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Iโm sorry but I have hate in my heart and this is why ๐
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Every day they wait here for our neighbour who gives them a digestive biscuit - every day ๐
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Iโm not going to comment. No. Nope. Not me. I will not be that person. No siree.
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Well we had 13 more days that we didnโt think weโd have but he left us this evening. I have lost a part of me. Sleep sweetly now our gentle, loyal, beautiful Ozzie โฅ๏ธ๐
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I had to post it. I had to. God forgive me mum & dad but Daddy - blame your eldest nephew ๐คญ๐
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Eamonn Holmes blasts Phillip Schofield's lies and tells 'others he kissed' to 'come forward' - Eamon I honestly think you are not well. Iโm being kind here. It is nobodyโs business and especially not yours. ๐ค
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No words needed ๐คญ
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Away from Politics ๐๐
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This is all I can capture for now from the bathroom window - I cannot get the door open ๐ฌ
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I love him ๐๐๐๐๐๐
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I donโt care - itโs worth another retweet! Sheโs just so believable ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Seriously, all joking aside - is this a wig?
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So it should have been Mikeโs birthday yesterday - he died in December. A party was held for him and this little Robin kept coming in and sitting on his armchair. Now, you tell me thatโs not Mike ๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐
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Lest we forget ๐๐๐
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This ๐is adorable ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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I see a big dog
Apparently, if you can see two people hugging, you're left-brained, and if you can see a dinosaur, you're right-brained. What do you see in the mountain?
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Iโm sitting outside the Drs waiting on my Lady parks beside me with a sign on car โLittle shits on boardโ. I laughed & said to her โ and are they little shitsโ๐๐ She looked at me, not smiling โlittle saints on board. LITTLE SAINTSโ No glasses. Beam me up now Lord
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OMG Katy just messaged me - a huge FREE concert in Central Park tonight ONLY for the vaccinated, featuring: Bruce Springsteen, Elvis Costello & Paul Simon among others. Designed to make the unvaccinated feel left out- well done NYC!! ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐
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Asda was mad today. I let a couple go ahead of me as they only had a basket. Well, the couple behind me went bat shit crazy because I didnโt ask their permission. I was mortified. When I got into the car I burst into tears. I know ๐ but I was just humiliated.
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This morning my throat hurts, my chest hurts, horrible cough, body hurts - even my feet and hands. Feel sick. If this isnโt IT then itโs flu. Not felt this bad since I donโt know when. Take care everyone ๐
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This would be me....๐๐
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Serious question: Is 58 too late to go back to Uni and do a Masters in a different area????
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What is wrong with this gobshite?
Important
@ITV
documentary tonight.
#KateGarraway
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#LifeAfterDerek
allegedly sponsored by Fizzzzzzzeeerr
Accompanying book available wherever you get your 100th boooooosta
#ExcessDeaths
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Well thank god I did my soup deliveries ๐ Elderly couple opp us - she is just out of hospital and canโt walk or stand let alone cook and her husband canโt cook. Omg he was so happy with the soup so Iโm going to make a big pot of stew tonight which will last a couple of days. ๐
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Is that weโre calling it these days? โUndying loyaltyโ ๐ค๐คญ
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I swear Iโm nicking this and putting it up all over the village!!!! โฆ
@NoelleF32264901
โฉ If you see this you will know itโs me ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ
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Well Himself off to hospital- ambulance arrived within 1hr. We were so lucky. He has an infection somewhere but they donโt know where. Temp up and down and shaking so badly he couldnโt walk. Thank god for the nhs whatโs left of it. Paramedics work an xtra hr to nite but not paid.
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Jesus Jesus Jesus heโs a child. HEโS A CHILD ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ
๐ฎ๐ฑ Israel โDEFENDING ITSELFโ against Palestinian children.
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I thought these were knitted! ๐๐
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My wee man. Sir Humphrey โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐๐
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Wanna laugh???? Have just cooked the ham in coke and cinnamon and fruit for 2 hrs except it wasnโt the ham, it was the turkey crown ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Ditsy moi! Non! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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Grant Shapps confirmed as new defence secretary - The Guardian- Its like going back to school after the break and finding out that your old OLevel Chemistry teacher is now your new A Level German teacher - and him never having studied a word of it ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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How did I get to the tender age of 55 and not know that the shiny side of tin foil is the side you use - I always thought you had to have it showing on the outside ๐ค๐ค๐
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Wee Lola has gone. Oesophagus badly damaged and sheโs breathing through her stomach instead of lungs which she shouldnโt be able to do. Letting her go is the kindest thing but we gave her a chance. Lola L.O.L.A. ๐๐
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Och is that right Luvโฆ..aye?
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I am a plank. Some may have hinted it but I am declaring it. I was in the shop. First time in ages was forced to use cash. I took a ยฃ20 note and held it against the contactless machine. ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐๐๐
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How can anyone have a problem with the NI sense of humour?! ๐๐๐๐๐๐
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My heart. This is all I really care about. โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
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So I hear ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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It would make you cry ๐ข
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Letโs not forget our young amidst all this shit. This is real, not a set up. ๐
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How bloody stupid do you think I am.....
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Because I love you all, Iโm sharing this - thereโs always someone to catch us when we fall ๐๐๐๐
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Hahahahahaha god this has cheered me up ๐๐๐๐ป๐บ๐ฆ
Lizz has a new nickname - โTosspot Trussโ. Thanks to the Lithuanian Foreign Minister, conforming her status as an international joke.
#JohnsonOut40
#ToryRussianAssets
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As we all need cheering up on this bleak Monday, I will give this another airing ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐
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Best thing on Twitter today โค๏ธโค๏ธ
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Youโve seen it before but no better day to repost this. Just beautiful ๐๐
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I know Iโm biased but isnโt he stunning ๐
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Well, seems Iโve pissed a few people off by not going to a Christmas lunch today ๐ I have long Covid, no booster yet & no passport yet. What do they want? Ffs ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ
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In case you were wondering ๐คฌ
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Media censorship; cutting overseas aid; refusing children food; herd immunity; cronyism; Brexit; Racist; Liar; Cheat - the PM of Little England.
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I bet this is an Irish paper ๐we have the best sense of humour ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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The many faces of Johnson, the many hairs of Fabricant and the few brain cells of Truss.
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Well looky here ๐James made his first chocolate cake in lockdown! How amazing does this look! ๐๐
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Jeez - donโt mess with this one ๐๐๐
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Our big beautiful Sid gone to sleep. I want this year over. โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
#NoMorePain
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Home for palliative care ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข
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This is the cutest and funniest - just getting ready for his greatest Olympic jump ever!!!! ๐๐๐๐๐โค๏ธ
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Just walked past a house & heard a woman yelling at the dog โ You treat this house like a f*****g Air BnB โ! And the guy yells โHe doesnโt know what a f*****g Air BnB is - say Hotelโ I cannot stop laughing. I canโt ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ I may lave leaked a little wee ๐๐๐๐๐
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Ah, our wee elderly neighbour just came over apologising for asking but could we leave him & pick him up from the hospital to visit his wife who is very ill. I could cry for him. Of course we will and tmw and the next - for however long. Heโs well in his 80โs. ๐๐๐
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I would serve them up cold and dead on a plate ๐คฏ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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To the absolute B******s who decided to take a knife to the fabric on my 2CVโs roll down roof- expect a call. Thank god for CCTV. There will be a knock on your door and you will pay for the damage and the crime. We know who you are.
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Oh I do hope those of you outside of NI get this ๐โInstโ is the Royal Academical Institution (grammar school) and โMaloneโ is posh part of Belfast ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐
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Love this - so feel good!! ๐ถ๐ถ๐๐
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Very very funny ๐๐
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She only flipping passed! Woo hoo - thatโs my girl !!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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Right. Might scream. Might cry. Might do both. Harold is very very ill. He is being kept in the vets. His wound is necrotic. He has bad kennel cough. They have to sedate him to cut around wound but donโt know if heโs strong enough to come through it. He has no fight in him
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Took me all day flipping painting these ๐
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Well, Iโve just left Himself to the train Belfast-Dublin for the rugby. On the way he heard the lovely news that he has a beautiful new granddaughter.๐๐God knows what state they will all be in tonight when I pick/scrape them up from train ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ๐ ๐ ๐ป
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Is it too early for a drink? Our view. Our garden ๐
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This will cheer you all up ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐
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Ok last one ( for now) ๐๐๐๐๐๐
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My Amber has gone. Not dealing well with this ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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I was 8. How can I remember all of these?
The number one hit singles from 1973 do you know any of the songs
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This time last week when Himself was loaded into an ambulance & I wasnโt allowed in as they worked on him, I was standing on the road crying like a mad crying thing & a lovely elderly gent going past, came over, hugged me & said โheโll be okโ. I wish I knew who he was. ๐๐โค๏ธ
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