My new job plays clyde 1 in the staff room. and im totally regretting my choice to move job now 🙃 😭🤣.

RT @KilmarnockWFC: 37’ | SKYE STOUT!!. Skye fires in a free-kick on the edge of the box!. Kilmarnock 4-0 St Johnstone .

Wee day out with my boy today 🙌🤍.

Imagine finding out your dad, husband, partner, or son was one of the people that slagged that wee lassie. wow. You would go mental wouldn't you.

How did i only get this amount of sleep last night (average about 5 hours a night) and I still can't sleep 😕 😭

Beeeezzzzeeerrrrr

Only time I would buy a full fat coke 😍

Start my new job tomorrow. in bed excited already 🤗 if anyone wants to send me a bottle of champagne to toast it then thanks 🤣👋.

Does anyone have a recommendation for someone who does fine line tattoos.

Had good intentions to eat all of this. 4 mouthfuls and done 😭

RT @FattusPrickus: Tweeted a countdown purely to annoy ma pal (and it worked). It’s finally here though. The #FattusPrickusOasisTshirt. Th….

On the couch with these and film for me today ☺️

Anyone else just falling in love with Pamela Anderson? She comes across just so lovely.

See since that ibiza guy is everywhere the now. how long do you think it will be till wee guys everywhere are popping up with that haircut 🤣🤣🤣 the bowl cut (shorter) was never something I saw making a comeback lol.

Fridays 💃🙌

Scallops and pork belly 😋

Last day in the nursery today. this is what some of weans said about me 😭😭🤣🤣

Just tastes better on a tuesday

Phoning a call centre when they can't understand the Scottish accent really does my head in.

Was not expecting that ending to 28 years later 😳 🤣.