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@AinslieBrent
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3 years
I got dose of the Moderna vax today. Is being really fucking tired a side effect?
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@Weneedlasers @Anvil1888 @PaulWestphal68 @dcexaminer Hat's off to your grandfather. Mine fought for equality and fairness. It's not a war against people. It's a war against systemic racism
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@Weneedlasers @Anvil1888 @PaulWestphal68 @dcexaminer Don't even try that bullshit. I was in in the mortgage biz for 20 yrs. I've seen it first hand
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7 years
@Weneedlasers @Anvil1888 @PaulWestphal68 @dcexaminer How, in anyway, does kneeling affect you? Identity stuff????
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@AinslieBrent
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3 years
@darth I made a pizza a few nights ago. I took it out of the oven to let it cool and this monster snatched the whole damn pie from the counter top!
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5 years
@Redpainter1 @ManInTheHoody Welcome to the White House, would you like to try our dollar menu?
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3 years
@rbeggin These clowns really don’t think they have to play by the rules. I would say ‘unbelievable’ but it really isn’t
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5 years
@AndrewChamings Now do one where you're an owl who is a barber...
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@warholwildcard You really think you’re on to something here, huh?
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7 years
@TheRickWilson I'll Covfefe my way out.
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@AngrierWHStaff Who among us hasn't catapulted drugs at some point?
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@CarolynMcC @realDonaldTrump @GOP I don't disagree, but wouldn't Pence sign any garbage sent his way, too?
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2 years
@lavern_spicer @ScottAdamsSays You mean like reproductive right, voter rights, marriage equality, which books to read, immigration rights? Those?
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@TheStalwart Scratched his eye on this
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@smithsara79 Just…wow!
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2 years
@hels 40+Twitter is my sweet spot. Welcome!
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@MeshawnMaddock Remember that time you broke the law? Enjoy pre-trial detention
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5 years
@jimsciutto @TheRickWilson Teanslation: "...countries I've never heard about..."
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5 years
@ndrew_lawrence So by that logic...all the drugs are produced at the border. Interesting.
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5 years
@HoarseWisperer I met the best girl ever!!!
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7 years
@MuslimIQ Is it just me, or our priorities wrong???
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@AinslieBrent
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4 years
@HoarseWisperer I was on a conference call with a title company. I thought they put me on hold to discuss something. While on "hold" I went on a profanity laden rant about their incompetence. They had only muted the call on their end. That was a fun closing
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@GudTroubl2 @MikaelaSkyeSays @atrupar Hilarious. Let’s see those charts
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@AinslieBrent
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5 years
@HoarseWisperer Annual performance review and I still have a job, so...yeah!
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@AinslieBrent
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2 years
@Stonekettle ⁩ finally hung it
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3 years
@chris_notcapn A: she’s right 2: she’s absolutely stunning
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@JessforDelaware @jenelaina Traditional economists base their observations on people who can already afford food and shelter. It really is time for a new approach
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@AinslieBrent
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3 years
@AllenWest Using her name to raise money for Texans is bad, why? She could have done nothing like the GOP did
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3 years
@andizeisler @joshgondelman Squirrels have openly mocked my cats and dog. They're good at assembling small armies
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7 years
@missyk @AngrierWHStaff Ahhh, the 80s. The lost decade
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4 years
@RepMattGaetz Soooo....the people outside aren't worthy of love. Got it
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5 years
@CandiceAiston @cmclymer @AOC She handed them copies. She was even concerned with whether they were stapled. She was...senarorial?
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2 years
@aravosis @Stonekettle No paper shortages in his district?
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@AinslieBrent
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3 years
@Auzzielvr That’s kinda where I am. I don’t remember thinking this is almost over until today
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@AinslieBrent
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@michellexotter Where would you like to go?
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4 years
@Chinchillazllla @cavaticat Did the poor thing ever get her shredded cheese, though?
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@RevDaniel 100 times, this. I’m not religious but being kind comes naturally
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@BoomalayBoom Rear wiper...I don't like it
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@CandiceAiston @cmclymer @AOC Senatorial...god damn it!
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2 years
@JenKiggans Weird, isn’t it?
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3 years
@lauramcneal @solomonmissouri Meanwhile, I’ve been overcharged by my local grocery store multiple times and nobody’s even concerned about jail time
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@MikeDrucker The more I think about this the funnier it gets
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2 years
@saminglot LOL, n shit
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@RepRutherfordFL I know of a guy with 212 yes votes right now
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@merryjaneis Sweet Jesus
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@KateGalbraith @shannonrwatts Wait, for real? I’d hoped for this.
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4 years
@MarlaTauscher @ResistSister111 He doesn't and that made him sad, which is probably why he left
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@AinslieBrent
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5 years
@HoarseWisperer I just had a bowl of hot and sour soup put in front of me.
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@BerryRazi @ellescott1 @BrianKarem @JasonMillerinDC @UAW Huh? I recall President Obama bailing the auto industry out. Did you forget about that?
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@AinslieBrent
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7 years
@kenvogel @BLTSteakDC What have I learned? I need as pop over from @BLTSteakDC 😃
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@BitchestheCat check out the upside down paw work.
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@jefftimmer I think it’s gracias
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@Kyra_Belanger Take something off
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3 years
@barbaraca @quinncy Here in the Midwest, there’s a thing called funeral potatoes. Frozen potatoes, lots of cheese and either creamed soups or milk. Absolutely satisfying. However, if I’m ever in need of comfort, just bring me all forms of tacos and burritos
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@AinslieBrent
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2 years
Lake Michigan will make you think twice
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7 years
@20committee Serious question: was MSM afraid of covering/investigatung this or is it easier to "coattail?"
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3 years
You all have kitchen tigers too, right???
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@vj11jam @DSA_Arrakis @puppygranate So, your struggle is the issue. Got it
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7 years
@CandiceAiston Actually, the hit list helped me find a few new people to follow. So they got that "right"😁
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@michellexotter Holy shit, yes!
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@faecuddlebug Good night
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@AinslieBrent
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3 years
@quinncy Riding down a gravel road with my mom in 1986. She pulls over and tells me to get in the driver’s seat. That’s when I learned to drive at 14. Manual transmission to boot
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@AinslieBrent
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@Weneedlasers @Anvil1888 @PaulWestphal68 @dcexaminer Bullshit. You went out of your way to rip people off. Don't fuck with me on this topic.
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@notcapnamerica She’s definitely related to herself 😂
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@DrDenaGrayson @SpeakerPelosi This is great, but it shouldn't take a freaking pandemic to get these. Also, thank you @SpeakerPelosi
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@darth True story Darth my kid sister finished the Iditarod in 2019
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@dinoman_j We need 'have you tried meditation ' on a tee shirt
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@smc429 @MysterySolvent I was thinking sharing salad recipes with way too much mayonnaise
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3 years
@TheMCBonilla @KamalaHarris How awesome is she?!?! We need this. We deserve this. She's amazing.
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@BrickmanInGA @CheriJacobus @Sen_JoeManchin The problem is, he shouldn’t vote to keep his job. I can almost guarantee nobody will remember his OMB vote. This isn’t groundbreaking legislation we’re talking about
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@SeeDaneRun @PressSec @CNN Cistern and mucous in the same tweet. Well done! I've been holding back on using "mucous plug" for a while.
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@Girl_Censored Well….hi!
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@LBKiddoShow We all do, Floof
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@ThatEricAlper Back on the Chain Gang
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@_waleedshahid @SenFeinstein @sunrisemvmt @AOC @SenMarkey There seems to be a lot missing. Try sharing the entire video.
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4 years
It's my birthday and i just want to sit on my deck and hang out with the good boy whilst drinking beer and grilling steak. So that's what I'm doing.
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@BitchestheCat LB and Kiddo are well qualified to carry on the proud tradition
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