Dane Rauschenberg
@SeeDaneRun
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Speaker • Author • Adventurer • Raced 52 marathons in 52 weekends (3:21 avg) • Out of fucks to give with MAGA
Joined April 2009
I ran #everysinglestreet in #Minneapolis in 133 runs to see my new city. Here is a time-lapse of that 1300+ miles (in purple, naturally, to pay homage to Prince.). Recap of the adventure here:
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This year, Trump has spent $91,655,424 of American taxpayer money on golf trips. If you are struggling now, to buy present, pay your heat bill, buy medication, or anything else, just remember this one simple fact. Trump does not care about you.
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My name is Dane Rauschenberg. I’m 48. Born and raised in NW PA. We had the first day of buck season off from school we were so rural. I own a handgun. I was a Republican. I was naive. I will be voting for and supporting @KamalaHarris and my governor @Tim_Walz in 2024.
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Trump has had two private meetings with the NRA in 5 days. He has attended ZERO #Parkland funerals.
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Rob Porter- Abused Women.Roy Moore- Molested Underage Girls.Ryan Zinke- Abused Women.Corey Lewandowski- Abused Women.Michael Cohen- Paid Hush Money to Porn Stars. Colin Kaepernick- Kneeled.#Parkland Children- Complained about getting killed.
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@atrupar You ever know you just can't fvkin stand someone but don't really have a good reason. And then they give it to you.
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@JamesLucasIT Because we stopped forcing slaves to build massive tributes to Cloud Wizards using all the money of the sheep coerced into believing if they didn’t pay they would rot in hell.
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@GOP You encourage racism, turn your head on sexual harassment in all its forms (unless the person is liberal) and provide safe haven for Nazis.
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@renoomokri Also, your analogy is disgusting, sexist, misguided and abhorrent. I will pray for you to the God I don't believe in. #blessed.
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@renoomokri Teach yourself to never add the word "Nuggets" to your own name and then hashtag it in the third person like a psycho.
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@ReporterJoseph @TSA @Reagan_Airport @nbcwashington "Donate" is doing a lot of work in this sentence.
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@GOP You sow hate and division, gerrymandering districts because if all votes counted you would NEVER legislate again, you simpering shitsuckers.
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@replouiegohmert Ever flush a toilet and just the husks of corn, still covered in remnants of feces, somehow escape the centrifugal force of the toilet and reappear? . That's you, Louie. You are undigested, unflushable shitcorn.
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@dorseyshaw Cat on left shouldn't get treats for ringing the wrong bell. You have to LEARN, Mittens!.
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@KamVTV Because some people can actually do more than one thing at a time. You know, instead of have all their available resources diverted into being an insufferable taintsmear 24/7. You'll be surprised to know that children don't usually do the actual digging of graves.
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@coachbrucepearl Well, you are a fucking idiot and a coach. I guess that qualifies you to be a senator in the south.
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@GOP B/c the people you call "snowflakes" will have compassion and care about rehabilitating you slithering, scaly, unrepentant sphincter plugs.
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@RepAlexMooney Only people who know how our government works should be allowed to be working in it.
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@oliverdarcy I urge @RealAlexJones to lick the briny Austin sweat from my taint, you fucking coward Russian-sympathizing hate monger.
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@GOP You are going to go down in history as a treasonous batch of traitors who should be executed for your war crimes but won't. Why?.
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@SteveKingIA As the beady eyed slack jawed spawn of whatever has polluted your gene pool, you are Exhibit A why a family tree should fork and culture should be a bouillabaisse of the best of all people, you mentally stunted simian.
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@PressSec I can’t wait until your slack-jawed, ignorant, spiteful, disingenuous, unqualified-to-feed-pigs slop, brutish, callous, ham-hocked, killer clown from outer space ass is jobless and shilling for the mentally stunted on Fox News.
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@acnewsitics The only time any Trump supporter ever recants is when they PERSONALLY are affected.
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@Acyn No Fucks to Give Biden is my favorite Biden. God I hope he just goes flamethrower in his last 30 days.
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@reshmasaujani @realDonaldTrump Were you not allowed to say "That literally said nothing, avoided the question, wasted out time, made me more stupid for listening to it, and I would like to ask the question again, you orange rapist fuck?" . Or is that against the rules?.
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@GovPenceIN How does it feel to know the only reason everyone isn't concentrating on how disgusting you are is because of your boss?.
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@yashar @JonScottFNC Hey Jon. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you. Sincerely,.Straight white guy raised Christian who wised up.
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@KTHopkins You are correct you racist, shitsiphoning, ham-fisted, rancid burlap sack of piss. It’s not a competition. It’s two women getting married.
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Raise your hand if you think Ann Curry should take over Matt Lauer’s job at his exact salary.
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I'm not the son of immigrants, nor a father, nor do I have a daughter. Because you needn't be any of the things people often use as a reason to be absolutely disgusted by the latest garbage that spews from this #ShitholePresident's mouth. You just have to be decent.
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@GOP Fuck you now. Fuck you tomorrow. And fuck you until every single one of you fucking fucks is replaced with someone with a scintilla of soul.
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@atrupar There needs to be a complete and utter embargo on anyone inviting any Trump representative onto any talk show of this nature. They provide no answers, they lie indiscriminately, and have no shame about either.
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@atrupar He's the stupidest motherfuker to have ever lived. Jesus geographically-challenging christ. It's no wonder the worst of the worst love this rapist charlatan treasonous ignorant fucking fuck.
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@TansuYegen The athlete, who tried to not crash into a barrier, returned to the position he left, after slowing down to not hit a pedestrian.
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.@GlennKesslerWP A bunch of tired old men in this admin who can't handle the rigors of the job. Meanwhile:
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@AnnCoulter Shithole Air: the new fragrance which captures Ann Coulter's nasty inner dankness wafting outward as she walks by.
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@Liz_Cheney Maybe you should take two seconds to look up what the word “slander” means. JFC, you are an attorney! Is is the Cheneys lot in life to be insufferable, seeping canker sores, or do you just enjoy it?.
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.@malonebarry Too bad trump isn't listening and is silently singing the Mentos song in his head replacing all forgotten words with "Sad!".
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@MittRomney Wonderful. Yet you continue to saddle up to and embrace Trump who has two dozen women accuse him of sexual harassment, rape and other malfeasances. Can you square that circle for me, Willard? #LarryNassar
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@JuddLegum “Just dance for me, Sambo.”. None of these people tell Ted Nugent to just play his guitar. Or Curt Schilling to just pitch. Or Scott Baio to. make my footlong at Subway. #BlackHistoryMonth.
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@mattmfm virtually every weekend since Trump has become president he has spent it either golfing or at his West Palm Beach resort.
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@HeartlandSignal Oh no. Not the preschool "graduation"! Sure hope he gets into the kindergarten on his choice! Does he have a safety kindergarten, @LouAnnLinehan?.
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So, it's hilarious. Has multiple minorities in lead roles. Has a strong, intelligent gay man whose marriage is barely a footnote. A woman who is bi. Main white dude often screws up by being a white dude and learns to not be that so much. Sure, cancel #Brooklyn99. Makes sense.
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Yo memo so scrawny and bereft of facts, Ann Coulter is suing it for trademark infringement. #YoMemoJokes.
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@seanhannity @nytimes Wait. Is this conversation private too because . *looks over both shoulders*. Sean, I think others can see it.
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@pastorlocke @realDonaldTrump You coerced your wife, who suffers from a mental illness, to file for a divorce. To death do you part, Greg? T-minus just a few months until your child-porn scandal breaks. #StormyDanielsDay.
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I am so sad to announce that we just lost Joe Trudeau in the Bowling Green Massacre. Here with a few words, Frederick Douglass.
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@briantylercohen Looks like a leather couch. Surprised JD isn’t trying to fuck him right now.
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.@SteveKopack Who would believe it? Apparently those 9,000 brain dead, racist, xenophobic, wastes of flesh in that airport hangar.
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@Liz_Cheney Guess what else saves lives. Gun control. affordable healthcare. Same with planned parenthood. And outreach programs. And so many other things you and your ilk fight against. So slip across the border and torture that teacher who fed the puppy to a turtle if you have the itch.
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"What ya thinkin' about, Donnie?". "Nothing, Newt. Just prison stuffs."
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@RaceplayShawty It’s kinda whatever suits them best. Like Mormons changing their rules for soda pop. Or when Catholics are like “no meat on Fridays. Ok, fish. OK, if you have to have meat then it’s ok”. It’s all just ridiculous performance art.
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This bears repeating and is updated: If you support Trump and tweet at me, it's really simple: I am going to block you and move on. Time has long passed where I cared to hear WHY you support Trump. You can cry to the heavens that you aren't racist or sexist or homophobic or.
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Trump is so horrible the fact he cheated on Melania months after they had Barron is lost in the rest of the horrible things he has done in the past week alone. The party of God and family is fine with a thrice-married adulterer. Go to hell, @Gop.
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Listen, I know the Matt Lauer thing was hard to take but you might need to sit down for this. There are some reports saying Trump has sexually harassed dozens of women and raped his ex-wife.
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@JoyAnnReid Oh, this piece of shit just loves saying it, Joy. LOVES it. About as much as he loves NOT paying child support.
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@mitchellvii I am hearing rumors Bill Mitchell skins hookers alive and keeps them in his basement. Anyone else hearing this? Anything to it? That might explain the 30% drop in the prostitute population in Charlotte. Just reporting the rumor.
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Dear Christina: I’m a Gen Xer. Your generation fucked us over with stock market crashes, housing market destruction, and raping the Earth of its natural resources. If millennials are panicked, they have plenty of reason why. Kudos on your Botox-filled face and dusty claptrap.
Dear kids: I’m a Baby Boomer. We are getting old. But at least we had sex, drugs and rock & roll. Seems like millennials have moral panics, workshops, and grievance circles. Time to rebel! xxMom.
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@Trump_Detester The sheer smugness in their ignorance is what grates at my nerves to no end. They could be on fucking fire and still deny the heat.
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@IsaacDovere So, in other words Obamacare was fine. They just didn't like the darkie behind it. Glad we see what the @GOP really is.
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@johnrich @ericswalwell That’s an awful lot of sass for a man wearing this jacket/stache combo
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@RubinReport Oh, no! For one day being a straight white male is not at the absolute pinnacle of life! Here, take this. Be strong. Tomorrow will come.
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@APEastRegion Does this make him both the good guy with the gun and the bad guy with the gun? #AskingfortheNRA.
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We lost a Golden Girl every year for three years and then Betty White held out for another 11 just for all of us.
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@Lawrence @yashar I didn't hear a word @oreillyfactor said. I was looking at the hemorrhoid mask he was wearing.
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@DineshDSouza @realDonaldTrump One hand: allowing child rapists to get a senate seat. The Other hand: really sticking it to those Jews in the media. Dickesh showing where his priorities are. Keep being stellar, felon.
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@SheriffClarke I've been in a lot of locker rooms, too, Dave. Interesting that you think going into one immediately involves lots of gay sex. I guess that ridiculous beard you sport is also metaphorical, huh?.
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