I dare you to find a ‘rejection’ letter more eloquently written as this letter to me, by David Attenborough, for Jupiter & Mars, back in 2018. He wrote it in such a way as to provide the softest possible landing for my disappointment that I wasn’t even sads. Wonderful.
Reluctant to admit that as I was passing through Shinjuku that I hear a S. Korean boyband—Tomorrow X Together—that is just super catchy and lavishly produced. Gonna have to get that album.
@ReallyAmerican1
@TheDemCoalition
Let’s just give out national security clearance to every QAnon-affiliated adulterous ex-housewife insurrectionist who wants some I guess.
@RepMTG
I’ve lived in NYC for 40+ years. Can you point out the drugged up people? I can’t find them. Did you help them? That’s what good Christians do right? Or did you just judge? Or, just maybe, you’re full of shit.
@RonFilipkowski
All thise Antifa on trial right now, disguised as Proud Boys. Oh, and her personal three-toed tour of the Capitol the day before. What about that?
@RepMTG
@RepAOC
@CNN
Cuz everything you say is in bad faith, and you are incredibly, incredibly not smart. So why should AOC waste her time with you? You’re a traitor.
This article is on
@TheEconomist
on Facebook, and I have the answer: Because CDs kick ass and it’s only a matter of time before everyone acknowledges it.
@ksorbs
Swatted is when some internet troll calls the FBI on you with some fake ass reasons. Self-owning is when you reveal your location and are already wanted by the authorities for criming. Either you’re thicker than you look or you’re being disingenuous. I can’t tell which is worse.
@laurenboebert
Will he include footage of the personal tour of the Capitol you gave to key rioters the day before?
Also, showing pre-riot footage doesn’t change the riot footage, Genius.
@RexChapman
@SteveGuest
I love the rich smugness coming from conservative pricks like this when their orange turd idol is guilty of crimes a thousand times worse, which have affected tens of millions of people. But this motherfucker is holier than thou. I’ll take Rex over TFG any day of the week.
@patriottakes
The worst thing that ever happened was smartphones being invented so every maroon with a stupid opinion could document himself hemorrhaging every stupid thought that crosses the empty plains of their minds.
@RepMTG
@HouseGOP
Trust me when God and Jesus did not give two shits about what future conspirators, insurrectionists and traitors were going to do 2000 years in the future. You’re actually on a path to hell, you cynical and profiteering troglodyte.
@Jim_Jordan
Wasn’t a raid. A legal search complete with search warrant signed off on by a Trump-appointed judge. But you know that already, you lowlife.
@laurenboebert
Apparently your side has had 58+ opportunities to prove fraud in various courts around the country, and the only voter fraud with actual evidence has ever surfaced has been (surprise!) Republican borne. But keep rattling your cage for your bosses. It's a good look.
@RexChapman
There’s so much wrong with this entire story, this kid, the people who enabled him, and the shitty judge who’s already tilted things in his favor by refusing to let the dead be described as victims. I know the outcome is going to make me furious.
@Jim_Jordan
You already know the answer to this as has been illustrated dozens of times, you disingenuously bad faith snake oil salesman. Biden’s team VOLUNTEERED their findings while Trump REFUSED requests to return the stolen documents he was selling to Russia/Saudis.
@Jim_Jordan
Is that why you work so hard to ensure that unhinged maniacs have access to guns so they can go get their aggressions out on public schools using children as target practice? That kind of “pro-LIFE” or am I missing something?
@DevonESawa
That shit is so rude of her. Wear it to the Oscars fine. But when you sit down take that shit off TF you thinkin'?
That said, this gon' be me next year.
Happy birthday to the late Takashi Iwade, key member of Team Andromeda, aka the Panzer Dragoon team. Thank you for signing all my swag and for getting the *entire* Orta team to tag my extremely rare Panzer Dragoon Xbox. #岩出敬
@GlennYoungkin
It might be —hear me out— because he broke the effing law. Or doesn’t it apply to everyone equally, no matter how much they try to avoid prosecution? You total bellend.
@espn
@JLin7
Imagine if his rivals were called something equally insensitive and crass and racist. People would be fired, cancelled, outraged, etc. But it's OK to run this shit on Jeremy because he's Asian? NBA players need to check themselves.
@JasonSCampbell
Typical of GOP standards these days. No solutions/all whining. Their only platform is disassembling civil liberties and attacking easy targets, simply using these as a performative display to keep the fund raising going. It’s a grift for the disenfranchised. That’s all it is.
@kyrstensinema
Are you kidding with this? You shot down everything that would have helped Arizona’s everyday families by playing the Republican mole. One and done with you.
@RonFilipkowski
I would love for this MF 2 STFU not because we’re trying to silence anyone, but because he’a a murdering little assh🤡le and why are we giving him a platform FFS?
@EliseStefanik
Grifters = Trump and his children in the White House.
Pedos = Gaetz and friends.
No plan = Republicans (really, what policies have you offered except anti-women, anti-LGBTQ hate bills?)
Out of touch = you.
You need to work on your insults, or are you deflecting again?
@Jim_Jordan
What took so long for Jim Jordan to do the right thing for all the sexually assaulted wrestlers under his watch? Oh, apparently we’re still waiting for that to happen.
@GOPLeader
And nothing will get done except stripping the rights from as many Americans as you can while raiding Social Security like the GOP ATM. Get bent, toolbag.
@HawleyMO
Actually it’s US Congressmen actively interfering in multiple elections that is the greatest threat to our republic, but sure, let’s go with the FBI investigating your cowardly 🤡ss as being the problem here.