devon sawa
@DevonESawa
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Former Blue Check. I assure you this is the real me.
L.A. CA
Joined May 2009
I didn’t call Joe Rogan and the same thing happened to me. Just took a day.
Dana White: "I go in the steam room one day during Covid and I couldn’t smell anything... I called Joe Rogan. And Joe Rogan told me this protocol to do. The next day I had my smell and taste back and I never had any effects of Covid." https://t.co/1IeZ4J4oy4
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My kid won’t give me his report card. Says he needs some time and a black sharpie. Then proceeded to go to war with his sister and now it’s all I can think about.
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I wish. That girl rocks!
@DevonESawa One of the gifts will be a dvd of Heart Eyes signed by Jordana Brewster.
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Im going to open presents from my kids this year but not let them see whats inside and ask if they even have a fucking clue what it is.
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Elves aren’t real. They’re not on strike. People are strange.
the concept of being a scab for santa
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My wife wrapped a few gifts from Santa and then left them on the table. When my kids found them I had to quickly become the biggest fucking liar I’ve ever been. Now they think Dad’s subcontracted by the North Pole to help wrap because of an elves union strike.
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The replies under this is why we have trump.
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Grok denying that Trump tweet is the beginning of a Kubrick film.
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I like to ask show runners or directors I work with their favorite films in exchange for mine. Just to see what moves them cinematically. My most recent list ….
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