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THFC Member 🤍💙 | Love my food 🌮 | Married to the Forest fan (22ys) | One daughter | 70+ league grounds | 14 non league

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@unwantedgherkin
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1 year
Some of you may remember my tweet from April, trying to find information on my dad, Barry Horsley, who played for Tottenham Boys back in the 50's. Well, I have news! He found the scrapbook my gran kept 🥰 A thread 🧵 #spurs #TottenhamHotspur #COYS #Tottenham
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Hi #Spurs twitter, does anyone have parents/grandparents that used to play for Tottenham youth back in late 50's/early 60's? My dad played for the youth (Tottenham Boys back then I believe). He was born & raised in Tottenham & I always remember my lovely gran had a
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Name something that’s forever funny no matter how many times it’s repeated.
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My daughters set up at uni house🤣
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@MartinSLewis Toffo's, assorted flavours #BringEmBack
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@AJTHFC10 Leicester, but just for Moura pulling off that stewards bobble hat.
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@unwantedgherkin
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Goal = Romero 'celebratory violence'. I knew I'd find it 😂
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@unwantedgherkin
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Straight from the mouth of the lovely @Clive_Allen9 James Maddison was back on the training pitch today. Merry Christmas 🎅 #tottenham #Spurs #COYS #Madders
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@unwantedgherkin
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What a game! Thought my 100% win record was at risk there, but no, we win again! We love you Spurs 💙🤍 #COYS
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@unwantedgherkin
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The husband v wife derby is upon us. One of us will be unhappy tonight, but which one? #COYS
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@unwantedgherkin
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We are on our way! Up the Spurs! #COYS
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@unwantedgherkin
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Right, time for my 3rd Spurs match of the week #COYS
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@unwantedgherkin
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@CHIMPSINSOCKS I turn 50 next month! Also perimenopausal and extremely lacking in sleep!
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@unwantedgherkin
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My favourite clip of Romero's celebratory violence. Martinez makes a great save in the world cup, teammates congratulate him & then Romero casually strolls over and kicks him. I love him 💙🤍 #romero #spurs #COYS
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@unwantedgherkin
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3 points today for my birthday girl please @SpursOfficial I will not have her 21st birthday spoilt in any way. Ta. 👍 #COYS
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@unwantedgherkin
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When you wake up to 2 voice notes from your daughter at uni, sent at 3.06am, you click on them in a panic and it's just her and her mates drunkenly singing 'We're loving Big Ange instead' because they're playing Angels in the club.
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@unwantedgherkin
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What is wrong with people? Judgemental, bigoted people all around us. Can't even enjoy football now if you're 'a lady'. Get in the bin.
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@unwantedgherkin
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@MailSport I go, often on my own, personally have never felt threatened or unwanted. The opposite in fact, I've been welcomed, chatted to & included by strangers sat next to me. I find the 'wives of football fans' comment off too, they aren't the only women at matches 🤦‍♀️
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@unwantedgherkin
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@BoxCarLabs Just the one daughter and 3 uni housemates. They've outdone themselves!
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@unwantedgherkin
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Guess who's bagged a ticket for tonight? Yes, me and my 100% win record will be there tonight! Coming on my own though ☹️ #COYS #Spurs #Tottenham
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The emotion in his voice is so clear when you watch the footage of this interview. Acceptance of mental health is miles better than if was even 10 years ago but even so, Richarlison deserves endless credit for speaking so openly on camera about it all.
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@unwantedgherkin
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@Pandamoanimum I really wanted to put this though
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@unwantedgherkin
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Spurs + my girl = happy place 💙🤍 #COYS #Spurs
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Spurs family & Jermaine Defoe 😁
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@unwantedgherkin
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MOTD in our pj's. Aside from the 3 points, one of the best feelings was walking into the pub & being welcomed. At one point @BeckydBecky said to me 'you know you're one of us now?' & honestly, my heart could burst. Love you all. COYS 🤍💙
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@unwantedgherkin
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Side by side for the dick who DM'd to say I'm botoxed, fillered & heavily filtered. Bullshit, no botox or fillers here, mate! Good make up & light essential at 50! Make up free today, zoom in for under eye wrinkles if that's your thing 👍
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@unwantedgherkin
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Sweden, dress made from blue IKEA bags #Eurovision
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@unwantedgherkin
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@AbbiSummers @metpoliceuk You can text @BTPLondon while an incident is happening, they can often intercept when the train pulls in at the next station. Well done for calling this out.
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@unwantedgherkin
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My workout tomorrow is going to be sensational because I'm going to stick a picture of these two pricks on my punchbag. #COYS #UPTHESPURS
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@unwantedgherkin
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Divorce incoming......
@DeadlineDayLive
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🚨 Tottenham are leading the race to sign Nottingham Forest's Morgan Gibbs-White and are ready to make a move for the 24-year old in the summer. (Source: Football Insider)
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@unwantedgherkin
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Right, let's see if this new shirt is lucky. Off to support the U21s in their cup SF against Forest. The Forest Fan is coming too 👍 #COYS x2
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@unwantedgherkin
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@craig_pankhurst Nobody has said it better
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@unwantedgherkin
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My dad just sent me this. If you don't laugh you'll cry 😂
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@unwantedgherkin
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Felt physically sick today when I looked down at my hand & saw the diamond was missing from my engagement ring 💍 Had just left Aldi, they were lovely helping me look, but no luck. As I was leaving I had a 2nd look by the trolleys & there it was. Had a little cry. #lucky
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@unwantedgherkin
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Come On You Spurs! U21s Cup Final at Fulham. @JanieP6768 #COYS
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@unwantedgherkin
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I'm full of lasagne (no lasagne jokes please) and ready to go 👍 #COYS
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@unwantedgherkin
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Just managed to get this for £28 in the Spurs shop. Tried it on start of the season & really liked it but didn't buy. Now it's reduced to £48 & I still had my £20 off members voucher. Bargain! #COYS
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@unwantedgherkin
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Love this, Timo & Vic singing along for Micky 🤍 #COYS
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@unwantedgherkin
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Lovely to meet the legends that are @1MickyHazard & @Clive_Allen9 at the members Christmas party tonight #COYS
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@unwantedgherkin
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At the Tottenham Christmas Fair members event. Enjoying my free pint and pie #COYS
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@unwantedgherkin
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@GaryLineker Someone on here a while back described Priti Patel as the kind of woman who would unplug your life support machine to charge her phone, I've never heard a more fitting description.
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@unwantedgherkin
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99 Red Balloons, my most challenging costume yet. I can't sit down! Enjoy #Eurovision if you're watching.
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@unwantedgherkin
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Hold on. Am I Skipp's mum?
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@unwantedgherkin
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Get this bloody 'wet plaster' kit in the bin 🗑
@SpursOfficial
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It ends in defeat.
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@unwantedgherkin
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@Variety The River, that song is on repeat in my house 🤍
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@unwantedgherkin
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#COYS (I went for Pink Grapefruit) #Gin
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@unwantedgherkin
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@GlennyRodge This brought a smile to my face this week.
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Bollards save lives AND bring immense joy and happiness to the world. #WorldBollardAssociation
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@unwantedgherkin
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The result didn't go our way but I had the best time before in the pub being welcomed into the Spurs family. Thank you for making me so welcome 🤍 Sorry if I don't tag everyone I met. @BeckydBecky @MarcSpurs @EmSpurs1882 @Pagen @LVStag @cunny5 @DaveP2611 @SueSpurs56 #COYS
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@unwantedgherkin
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Spurs family watching Spurs U21s lift a trophy. Wonderful 🤍 #COYS
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PL2 champions and the season is done. @unwantedgherkin @itskatence @MarcSpurs
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@unwantedgherkin
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@revkatebottley I agree. We have a little party each year dressed as a country. This year I was Sweden. We love it, even the kids!
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@unwantedgherkin
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@BCredibility I always quite liked the librarian that did this after the Oscars in 2017 😉
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@unwantedgherkin
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Off out for food & gin with a couple of friends. Mainly gin 👍
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@unwantedgherkin
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My sister keeps referring to Poch as 'Nate' FFS 🤦‍♀️
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@unwantedgherkin
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Look at those absolute beauties! #yorkies #yorkshirepuds
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@unwantedgherkin
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Stand down everybody. I'm in! #COYS 😁 Spurs v Luton ✅️
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@unwantedgherkin
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If @SpursOfficial was my boyfriend I'd have split up with them by now. Selfish ✅️ Not rewarding my loyalty ✅️ Taking me for granted ✅️ Making it hard to love them ✅️ Not taking the bins out ✅️ #COYS
@SpursOfficial
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The Club has released details of the Season Ticket renewal process for the 2024/25 season, along with our Ticketing Charter.
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@unwantedgherkin
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Let's all take a moment to bid a final farewell to this abomination. Adios, 'wet plaster' kit. Oh how I hated you. May you, or your ilk, never darken our doors again* #COYS *(the only exception to this is @HayleyTOfficial )
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@unwantedgherkin
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Played well, watched the 2nd half with @Lisa_de_Laat , sang 'Stand up if you hate Arsenal' more times than I can remember, met the lovely Spurs family in the pub beforehand & hopefully ended Woolwich's title hopes. All in all an enjoyable night. #COYS
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@unwantedgherkin
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@heungluvs @CarlyOnYouSpurs I reckon Timo would say Glabberfasted. Bless him.
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@unwantedgherkin
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Spurs team if they were women. This is fantastic!
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@unwantedgherkin
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Off to see Spurs U21's v Chelsea @ Stevenage tonight. First time seeing the U21's. First outing for my Spurs jumper too! Say hello if you spot me. I'll be accompanied by a Forest fan, don't let that put you off, he's friendly 👍 #COYS
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@pokeefe1
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@Coffin_Stuffer1 I think at the end of the window people will be happy.
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@unwantedgherkin
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Xmas jumper sorted. Great work from @DigitalSpurs Love it 💙🤍 #COYS
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COYS!!!!! #COYS COYS!!!!!
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@unwantedgherkin
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Made it to the pub. Gin in hand. Found the Forest fan, he's sad ☹️
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@unwantedgherkin
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Well, how to unpack that? Mental. I can't quite fathom what I just saw. I'll never forget it, that's for sure. My unbeaten record has gone, bit gutted about that. We battled though & the support was immense. Didn't stop, I've never sung so much or felt togetherness like it. #COYS
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@unwantedgherkin
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You've got to laugh 🤣
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Arsenal going full Tesco Value with their new shirt! 😂🤦🏼‍♂️
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@unwantedgherkin
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I'm questioning my life choices rn #eurovision #99redballoons
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@unwantedgherkin
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Lovely to see the Spurs family again today. So happy to introduce my daughter to them too. 3 points, even though it was a bit painful to watch at times #COYS #Spurs #TottenhamHotspur @BeckydBecky @EmSpurs1882 @WhiteHartLiz @Lisa_de_Laat @MarcSpurs
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@unwantedgherkin
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My baby is 21 today. My Spurs buddy. I won't see her or give a birthday hug as she's hours away in Lancashire at uni. Really proud of her, she's beautiful, funny, kind & ambitious. I wish only wonderful things for you 💙🤍
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@unwantedgherkin
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Think I might treat myself to a ticket for this game. Thought Forest would be my last home game this season but I'm very tempted to buy one tomorrow. Much happier coming alone now I've braved the pub 😁 #COYS
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@unwantedgherkin
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I'm sorry, it's got to that silly point in the night. I attempted to sit down. #eurovision #99redballoons
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@unwantedgherkin
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Forgot about this one I took walking to Fulham's ground when my BeReal went off. A little @BenjaminKnibb treat for you all 😁 plus @EmSpurs1882 & I think that's Josh in the background @bishttid1882 #COYS
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@unwantedgherkin
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FFS. Can you cite 'buying all our best players' on a divorce petition?
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Spurs are looking at Callum Hudson-Odoi as a potential summer addition.
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@unwantedgherkin
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My first block. How exciting! Blocked for pointing out a quite substantial mathematical error. Wish I'd just calked him a c*nt now, much more reasonable excuse for being blocked.
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@unwantedgherkin
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Me celebrating buying Forest's best players just after consoling my husband #COYS
@samcunningham
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🚨 Nottingham Forest forced to sell players by 30 June to avoid fresh FFP penalty and risk points deduction next season. Full details @iPaperSport here ⬇️
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@unwantedgherkin
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"The muppets who support the big 6 will never get it". Right, so no one who supports the Big 6 grew up there or have family who did? All following for glory, right? Yeah, Spurs fans fucking drowning in glory recently, only reason I support them. Absolute melon.
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Born in Portsmouth Raised in Portsmouth Live in Portsmouth Work in Portsmouth Will die in Portsmouth These muppets who support the “big 6” will never get it. We live for these nights. This is our life, This is our Pompey
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@unwantedgherkin
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Love this 🤍 I'm desperate for this man to succeed with us #COYS #believe
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@unwantedgherkin
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When the bloody hell did this happen? I swear last April, when I was just a lurker, I had about 50 followers! Thanks to all you lovely people that follow me, to the lovely ones I've met & am yet to meet. Thanks for putting up with photos of my dinners 😂 #COYS #Nearly1k
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@unwantedgherkin
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Never change Cuti. Never change 🤍 #romero #COYS #Cuti
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Jamie Donley ⭐️
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Pops on twitter. Sees all the Timo tweets. Leaves twitter. #timo #COYS
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That's a massive Boost #Porro
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Postecoglou on Spurs team news: "Everyone from last week is available. Pedro [Porro] is good, he's trained this week. Everyone else, including Richy, is still not training."
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@SoVeryBritish Eat the biscuits.
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@unwantedgherkin
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It was fun transporting this to my sisters in the car earlier m. It survived & I'm going in 😋
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Good decision to head to Cambridgeshire today where the weather is warm & dry. Having a lovely walk around Paxton Pits Nature Reserve. Meant to be heavy rain in Hertfordshire. I've even had ice cream 🍦
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The programme The Piano always makes me cry at some point. Ethan just had me well up with a beautiful Chopin. Lucy last year was incredible, one of my favourite TV moments of the year. #thepiano
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@unwantedgherkin
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On way to Coventry v Cardiff. 70th league ground for me, 86th for the Forest Fan. Looking forward to a pie & a Bovril 👍 #football
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@SoVeryBritish I often appear in a room and say 'It is I, Leclerc'
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@craig_pankhurst I'd paint over that mural myself
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@YedIin He made me laugh today though. The absolute tit.
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@Billie_T She looked beautiful in the sunshine 🤍💙
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@unwantedgherkin
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@SpursSongSheet Myself and my daughter had an amazing time yesterday. Fantastic atmosphere, fans in good voice! COYS!
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I'm still going. Reckon I'm 70% fizz, 30% mini egg cheesecake right now 👍
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Love this from Harry 😂 #COYS
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Still no Spurs tickets but a fab day out in London. We were so close to where we met that we walked down there & took photos outside the office building & on the road nearby where we went for lunch. Had dinner in a restaurant we haven't been to in over 23 years! Was lovely 🤍
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@unwantedgherkin
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@samliamcornish @SpursOfficial It's the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that belief becomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen. Muhammad Ali
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The King Vic. Long live the King 👑 #COYS
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