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It’s all in the reflexes.

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@texasrunnerDFW @judahrhodie Never had a hotel greet me with a chores list
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@texasrunnerDFW @judahrhodie - and then charge me 30% extra for housekeeping
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@ClownWorld_ Pfizer board observing a vaccine experiment subject
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@sama The Terminator we ordered vs. the one we got
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@PhysInHistory Because after 50 years of technological advances, it’s almost possible to go to the moon (again?)
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@satyanadella The Terminator we expected vs. the one we got
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@chigrl @WallStreetSilv Only applicable to peasant class
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@oneunderscore__ What happened to “it’s a private company, they can do what they want”?
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@JesseKellyDC The submersible Titan was imploded by Climate Change which didn’t exist back when the Titanic sunk.
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@jack DNC will rug him quicker than they did Bernie
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@GadSaad Years ago, watching tv news with close friend from Middle East. It showed a man walking out the doors from a convenience store(?) while yelling at someone inside, then grabbing his hair with both fists while screaming skyward. My friend, “as a westerner you see a man in intense…
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@MdBreathe @gardenbearz Docs said he was killed by Climate Change
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@_Naance @US_Stormwatch JUST GO - GET OUT. Tiera Colorada is about a 1-1/2 hour drive. Get out or go inland, preferably to the North/Northeast. If Cat 4/5 storm will be terrifying itself; the aftermath will be chaos.
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@ramit Up for renewal, was informed of rent raise. Online, saw same floor plan, same building & floor for rent for less than I was paying. I asked to match that. Denied. Told them I would quit current lease at its end and apply to move into the other unit at the reduced rate. Property…
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@TheInsiderPaper Klaus has a last minute revision to Rishi’s speech
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@POTUS He’s still trying to figure out how to program his VCR
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@CollinRugg The Rock meanders whichever way the wind blows or wherever his PR handlers point. Like when he was a Rogan fan/friend until the wave built to (unsuccessfully) cancel Rogan, then Rock backtracked and weasel worded. Now that it’s safe, he’s back.
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@MaxBlumenthal Yeah, Argentina should keep on doing what it’s been doing - working out well so far
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@secretsqrl123 When mom says “we have B-2 bombers at home”
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@KanekoaTheGreat Ruff landing Ruff ruff
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@PriapusIQ The ol’ build yours then build a regulatory moat scam
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@nytimes Hunter: “it’s not mine!” Also Hunter: gonna sue to get my property returned
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@kylenabecker Politician book deals = Hunter Biden art sales
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@boston25 Plenty of vacant houses on the Vineyard after summer
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@The_Real_Fly Anything a woman can do, a man can do better. Including being a woman.
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@philip_ruffini In my 20’s was assigned to work with a savant engineer. I asked my boss, how am I supposed to help him?! “Make sure he doesn’t forget to eat.”
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@DickDurbin So virtuous
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BREAKING: Senator Dick Durbin just BLOCKED Senator Marsha Blackburn's request to subpoena Jeffrey Epstein's flight logs!
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@KobeissiLetter The balloon was at 80,000 feet with no means of propulsion. Why is 40,000 feet shocking?
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@FergusCafferty @texasrunnerDFW @judahrhodie You pay them to be their housekeeper
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@nytimes Like a blackmailer being angry at their victim for disclosing the blackmail material.
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@ScottAdamsSays When the reporter got home
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@GuyDealership Built an electric Pontiac Aztec And called it a Mustang
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“That LK-99 is diamagnetic!” #superconductor #LK99 #TMFINR
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@XVanFleet For some reason, Greta never criticizes China for their outsized role in greenhouse gas emissions
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@nypost New pope is transgender
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@Travis_in_Flint The Thing Because, you know, the the th… thing.
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@MatthewWielicki Nonsense. We can cool it down by paying higher taxes.
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@steveliesman Do you post this weekly?
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@hoosierdaddypbj @Timcast Because both sides see questionable integrity as to their advantage
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@andrewmccalip @Russellegdell Honest humility and collaboration - the best of what X/Twitter can be.
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@nytimes *curtail efforts to bypass the 1st Amendment
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@pmarca @elonmusk Always wondered how Big Brother forced the first people to install surveillance video/microphones into their homes. Then came smart phones and IOT. People weren’t forced, they spent their own money to pay for their own surveillance.
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@ScottAdamsSays LinkdIn went off the rails when people started mistaking it for Facebook.
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@Commonsensepre2 @simonateba @elonmusk Curiouser than how they spend ours, is how they accumulate $40 million net worth on $160k salaries
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@business $3/hour wasn’t enough to live on in ‘81 either but I didn’t make fries as a fcking career
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@KariLake Nothing says “the Fix is in” like a candidate who feels no need to campaign.
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@EndWokeness disposable grunt vs silver spoon senator’s son
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@Rainmaker1973 Homey-Davidson
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@mrandystevens @mhbach97 Most realistic scene in submarine movies was guys getting into fist fight over which Silver Surfer version was best. So don’t rule anything out. (Crimson Tide, 1995)
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@GadSaad Going full Libs of TikTok and letting the nonsense tell on itself
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@john2024miller @POTUS At least he only sniffs live kids
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@XVanFleet Feds go after conservative mothers at school board meetings but this guy probably gets dinner invitations from the White House
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@GadSaad Additionally, was told that whatever he was saying had no relation to what was captioned.
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@wheatsie67 @ClayTravis Mocking another man’s choice of beer, truck brand, or sports team has long been a thing. Bud Light just made it easier.
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@nypost Would cast as Wilbur in remake of Charlotte’s Web
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@ggreenwald Daughter, college grad, now a Gaza expert and anti-Israel. I asked where she’s getting all this information - TikTok.
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@bostonherald Only if we can vote in their home country’s elections.
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@beinlibertarian US states first have to count votes of the candidate who is not supposed to win, then manufacture enough votes for the one desired to win, then count the latter. Takes longer for 3-step process.
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@Mike_Pence $2 if you chose the fly as running mate
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@BostonGlobe George Orwell — 'The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.'
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@Rainmaker1973 Sharp sound probably control rod drive mechanisms actuating
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@MicahNieman @LibertyCappy North has better ESG score
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@pearlythingz Having to determine if we’re in troubleshooting or feelings validation mode
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@floates0x @secretsqrl123 for Jousting in a dogfight
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@POTUS Founding Fathers did not have recreation in mind re: 2nd Amendment.
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@NickTimiraos “We took a wrong turn but we’re committed to it.”
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@cenkuygur CCP loves their Uygurs
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@nicksortor Devon Archer didn’t kill himself.
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@Rainmaker1973 Someone somewhere has that as a tattoo and tells their friends it means “live, love, laugh”
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@MarkChangizi @DrJBhattacharya Effects of social isolation were well known. Can be found in any general psych textbook. The application of this on a macro scale were also understood. Politicians pushed for lockdowns, each for their own reasons but rarely from a genuine public health concern. In the US,…
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@nytimes Emooootional Damage!
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@Mrgunsngear If they’re true believers, they’ll do this at the Popeye’s in New Orleans East.
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@WSJ Correction: the nanny will be raising the kids, same as before.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS Refuse to pay for high production value woke lectures
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@TammaraSoma @frangodoys @Rainmaker1973 Kinda rude to interrupt someone flexing their piety
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@The_Real_Fly Credit Suisse ceo walks UBS ceo to his car after take under
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@CBP The federal version of Walmart greeters.
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@dbongino Routinely called the Big Guy during meetings only to check the weather.
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@HuXijin_GT Not as bad as Hollywood’s “Mexican yellow” filter
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@wideawake_media Gimme fifty trillion dollars and in return all I can promise you is a word salad
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@TurnerNovak This one has some free time
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@CNN Key West didn’t get the memo
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@USMiniTru it’s like getting a ten thousand million percent raise
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@The_Real_Fly Gotta glad-hand your biggest campaign donor. A little thank you email wouldn’t cut it.
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@GetOnTap @CollinRugg Don’t cross the Big Guy, Dem or not.
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@Margo123452022 @TheQuartering @elonmusk I don’t think it’s that kind of toy
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@SenJohnKennedy No. New Orleans PD can’t even be trusted to operate without federal babysitters. Public perception is a combo of mafia with a badge and NOPD = Not Our Problem Dude.
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@4Mischief Looks like Mold Spores
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@ramit Take away: if you’re renting in a large property, check online for their current rates as first step in determining comps. Don’t blindly accept the e-Lease renewal they send.
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@USBornNRaised It was not all for nothing. Huge benefits gained. After initially labeling Trump a xenophobe and insisting life should continue as normal, Dem politicians pushed lockdowns hard to financially assassinate SMB owners, largely a Republican base. Pulled the economic rug from Trump’s…
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@julie_kelly2 Yet the Skittle-heads trying for weeks to burn down police stations while cops were inside were released with slap on the wrist, if they were pursued at all.
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