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Established to prevent disinformation and protect democracy. | They/Them | Satire | 恶搞
Washington, DC
Joined April 2022
How does importing ancient tribal blood feuds from halfway across the world into our country benefit the American people? For many Republicans, mass immigration — no matter from where — is “good” so long as it’s legal. Braindead thinking.
🇺🇸🇸🇴⚡️- A significant number of Somalians in Minneapolis didn't vote for ethnic Somali Mayoral candidate Omar Fateh due to Fateh being part of the Daarood clan rather than the Hawiye. These deep seeded clan wars allowed Mayor Jacob Frey to rally key community leaders from the
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I am formally proposing the following change to the Eighth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.
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4 days out from my life-changing surgery, @Aetna has denied the appeal for my brain surgery. to be clear, when i signed up to aetna months ago, the coordinator had confirmed they would cover this surgery. then, a week ago, they said the surgery was too experimental/elective and
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If you repeal the 19th, you don't have to worry about their turnout for Democrats.
These “Repeal the 19th” quacks are obviously just shrills for the Left as their goal is to anger women, turn them further away from the GOP, and likely increase their turnout for Democrats. Ignore them. Focus on winning in 2026.
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🚨BREAKING: SCOTUS Smacks Down Transgender Lawsuit, DOJ Issuing Subpoenas for "Obamagate"
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Who defines this “full, ethical understanding?” Because it sure as heck isn’t actual Islam.
Despite what gets spun, Sharia law isn't this evil, misogynistic, medieval system that oppresses women. In its full, ethical understanding, Sharia law upholds social justice, human rights, equality, gender equity and robust crime deterrents. In many elements, Sharia would be
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🚨 BIG NEWS: One of the most prolific and successful pioneers of Wall Street is calling it a career after years of an unprecedented streak of perfectly timed trades. Join me in wishing Nancy Pelosi of San Francisco a happy retirement! 🎉
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🚨BREAKING: Justice Ketanji Brown-Jackson's Meltdown, Bernie Takes Over for Schumer, Democrat Sweep
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🚨 A woman who previously declared she was living in the U.S. illegally won the election to become the next mayor of St. Paul, Minnesota. Democratic State Rep. Kaohly Vang Her emerged victorious, defeating incumbent Democratic Mayor Melvin Carter.
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For the 367th time, voters need more than you pointing on a stage yelling "my opponent is EVIL!" Many Republicans refuse to learn this. Therefore, if the socialists or the national socialists are willing to say “I will fix these problems, here's how” then they'll win.
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“It’s just blue states” is cope. This is happening in red states tonight too. Including GA and PA.
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🚨LIVE: The Tony Kinnett Cast's 2025 Election Coverage - with Scott Jennings & Victor Davis Hanson
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🚨BREAKING: SNAP Corruption, Obama and Pelosi Make Things Worse Right Before Election Day
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🚨BREAKING: Emergency Judicial Orders for SNAP Benefits, Democrats Mutiny against Schumer
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