Soap is the first American sitcom I can remember laughing at, although for some reason I didn't catch this scene until somebody sent it to me a couple of years ago. It's much seen but my God it's good. Enjoy.

[High Performance Podcast] Santa: y'know how long it takes to make a list of every child in the world? And y'know what I do when I finish the list? Jake Humphrey: *nodding* deliver the presents Santa: *shaking his head* check it twice mate Jake: *grinning* fucking hell

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German maestro Franz Beckenbauer said, after Aberdeen had beaten Bayern Munich in the Cup-Winners Cup in 1983: “Neale Cooper is the closest thing I have seen to me at that age”. And the Scot’s reply? “That just shows even the very best can talk sh***.” https://t.co/M9w4veBwQe

Terry Venables has died, aged 80. Celebrated for a career in football as both a player and manager, he also co-wrote a series of detective novels that spawned the ITV series Hazell. Here, Venables and his writing partner Gordon Williams consider their character's next steps.

poverty, homelessness, lack of education, addiction, inequality, greed, mental illness - the biggest threats our country face and will continue to face while everyone wastes time pointing fingers at immigrants

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@IrishTimes Good Friday Agreement disagrees. Also to note: back in the general election of 1918 there actually was a super majority in favour of an independent Ireland. That should have been respected, but it was not. That's the end of that conversation.

@SJAMcBride “The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.” ― Antonio Gramsci, Prison Notebooks

The mainstream media are so powerful they managed to build a time machine and travel back eleven years and fabricate text messages and a report from a rape crisis centre, just to cancel Russell Brand #Dispatches

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This is the biggest long shot of my life. But I simply have to try. Please, please share this. You just never know what might happen 🙏🏻 Can you possibly help @Se_Railway @RingGo_parking @kent_police & let me know what forms to fill in please. I’d be so very grateful.

@Muinchille It was clearly stated before the vote...so everyone knew what they were voting for .....

Pantheon of Rome Each 21 of April (date for the founding of Rome), the rays of the sun pass through the oculus illuminating the main gate. Originally Posted by Graziella Griotti in The Ancient Roman History Forum Facebook Group

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The Telegraph is advising migrants on how to beat immigration law. Reflect on that a moment…

People should have to pass a test, like a driving test, before they can use public transport.

Quite extraordinary to see all the people who have told us for years that 'Britain is full' now telling us that women need to have more babies.