Ted Nyman Profile Banner
Ted Nyman Profile
Ted Nyman

@tnm

Followers
2,436
Following
96
Media
32
Statuses
229

. Prev CTO & systems eng &c @github . Words work.

Joined September 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
@NC_Renic “And even more deeply (unpublished) and in recent conversation with my ex-wife, I have effectively contended…”
3
70
5K
@tnm
Ted Nyman
1 month
Fun story about perceptions of scale. GitHub ran VERY lean on infra for a long time. In 2013, visited Baidu HQ in Beijing, and met with an infra team. They asked “so how many servers do you run?” We said “about 150?” & they said “oh cool 150,000. Decent.” No no lol. 150!
21
107
4K
@tnm
Ted Nyman
1 month
@dangugel ~5 big MySQL servers, one primary. Handful of Redis servers. Web was ~30 servers running unicorn. The rest were git file servers, & then we had CI machines, etc. Search was on AWS.
3
9
450
@tnm
Ted Nyman
2 months
Every ex-Googler (correctly) praises their devtools—like Blaze (now Bazel in open source). Same for Meta etc. Thing is: it’s NOT just the software. It’s the team that runs it. You almost certainly don’t have that team. Use tools appropriate for your organizational capabilities.
14
30
336
@tnm
Ted Nyman
29 days
@neversitdull Absolutely the best subscription.
4
0
285
@tnm
Ted Nyman
1 month
(Incidentally, this was right after meeting @KaiserKuo when he worked there—who humbly said he once “played in a band.”)
0
1
195
@tnm
Ted Nyman
2 months
@reasonisfun Infants don’t pick up subtle communication cues (e.g. a small nod as an acknowledgement), so in general we overdo all communication. Loud speaking, big gestures, large movements, etc.
2
4
157
@tnm
Ted Nyman
1 month
@dangugel Repos were just stored on disk. SSDs helped when we got them! MySQL had repo metadata, issues, PRs, etc.
1
1
147
@tnm
Ted Nyman
6 months
@naterez94 you've essentially re-created pinduoduo group shopping, but for american yuppies. frankly a genuis idea.
1
0
39
@tnm
Ted Nyman
1 month
@jamiebrough Yeah, this would've been towards the end of the Rackspace era.
0
0
32
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
90 percent of the tech advice on Twitter, it’s like a band putting out their Greatest Hits before they've even released their debut album.
1
2
25
@tnm
Ted Nyman
2 months
Common marketing/argument for these tools is like “build software like Google does” (in the Blaze case, literally build). But that’s wrong for almost everyone! Would be like saying run your corner boutique with the same back office as Wal-Mart.
1
3
25
@tnm
Ted Nyman
1 month
Bit of a teaser: we’re getting ready to rollout our new incident solution feature. Been using it internally for our own on-call (just got paged on this lovely afternoon). Before the PagerDuty alert even arrived, Cased already summarized the problem, analyzed it, linked to logs,
Tweet media one
2
1
19
@tnm
Ted Nyman
6 months
@mschoening working on a 6 year-old frontend codebase of a mid-latter-stage startup
Tweet media one
0
0
16
@tnm
Ted Nyman
25 days
Been in devtools a long time & one consistent thing is people are “penny smart & dollar dumb” with their own tooling. We spend so many hours tweaking personal dotfiles but ignore massive productivity gains from big changes in workflow. (But it’s hard to change workflows!)
2
2
17
@tnm
Ted Nyman
1 month
Tweet media one
0
0
17
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
Pretty happy with the @PlanetScale integration we have at Cased now. Working to pair this with some alerting now too— hit me up if you’re interested in trying.
Tweet media one
0
4
16
@tnm
Ted Nyman
4 months
late-stage career, two-kids-in, taking a 800K job at a trillion dollar company: “a crazy new adventure”
1
0
15
@tnm
Ted Nyman
2 months
Tweet media one
0
0
15
@tnm
Ted Nyman
2 months
People put stuff in their bios like “Parent to three delightful kids & husband to an amazing wife!” That’s great. Need more stuff like: “Working through a middling marriage with a spouse that increasingly resents me. Love the kids but they’re spoiled (my fault?). Rubyist.”
0
0
13
@tnm
Ted Nyman
2 months
I want Shingy in the discourse and I want him talking AI
Tweet media one
1
2
14
@tnm
Ted Nyman
1 month
@gaghyogi49 Oh weird, assumed the same. But yeah: here's Troi as Rakal (definitely on the Romulan bridge then), and it's different.
Tweet media one
1
1
13
@tnm
Ted Nyman
2 months
@micsolana “We never needed a crew before”
1
0
12
@tnm
Ted Nyman
1 month
I say this unironically: American Dynamism.
@WTIBull
WTIRealist (Ethane Hater)
1 month
I am in the arena (Costco food court) trying things
Tweet media one
483
966
21K
2
0
13
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
C programmers fleeing the US in droves. K&R banned across public schools. EU running a “Be unsafe with memory in Greece” tourism campaign. Seven trumpets ring out.
0
0
11
@tnm
Ted Nyman
2 months
"GraphQL was a ZIRP phenomenon"
0
2
11
@tnm
Ted Nyman
2 months
It’s possible that “RAG” & the current brocade around it (e.g. vector dbs) simply.. disappears? Infra that solves short-term limitations in another tech always disappear once those limitations are overcome by completely new approaches.
3
0
12
@tnm
Ted Nyman
12 days
SSDs were so important for running web apps and no one even remembers the change now.
1
0
12
@tnm
Ted Nyman
1 month
So: the SF C Meetup is no mere joke—but is going to happen. Sponsored by us at & @PlanetScale . C and C++ run the internet & your database & are more important than ever. Even in AI, as @karpathy shows. Who would you like to hear from?
2
2
10
@tnm
Ted Nyman
1 month
Bosch 800 series front-loading washer — detail, circa 1509
Tweet media one
1
1
11
@tnm
Ted Nyman
2 months
I am once again begging everyone to stop using “is all you need” in AI paper titles. A new format is all you need.
0
0
11
@tnm
Ted Nyman
6 months
three days after being hired to “own” the decade-old node codebase
Tweet media one
1
0
10
@tnm
Ted Nyman
4 months
mfw when I hear people are trying to commercialize SQLite (??) as an edge db:
1
2
10
@tnm
Ted Nyman
2 months
@rickasaurus Really good question. I think: they are generally trusted more & these roles have major uptime responsibilities; system design is just hard; infra & on-call work benefit most from years of seeing operational patterns. Trying to make that last part easier here at Cased actually!
0
0
9
@tnm
Ted Nyman
6 months
@mitchellh @elgeyo on-call engineers know this style of work. thrown into a unknown ruby codebase at 2:30am with no idea what code does or what Ruby is, and realizing the problem is a loop that hits MySQL 5000 times a second. not, uh, speaking from experience
1
3
8
@tnm
Ted Nyman
6 months
if you encounter a competitor led by a very technical founder, the best way to beat them is to anonymously propose that they really need to write a parser
0
0
8
@tnm
Ted Nyman
7 days
Attention domain squatters:
Tweet media one
0
0
8
@tnm
Ted Nyman
26 days
**visiting databricks HQ** so which of the bricks here are the data ones
0
1
8
@tnm
Ted Nyman
2 months
The 500 you can fix. The timeout, now that's the scary thing.
2
0
7
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
@burkov It’s real bad as function count increases. Only semi-workable way (for now) to break it all up into “subsystems”: categorize task, send it to a 5-count specialized function-picker; pray. Latency worries then too! Nothing easy, not even close.
0
0
8
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
You're pleading with slow ChatGPT, offering it $125 to maybe return some proper JSON. I'm chilling with Mistral Large in Saint Martin, it's paying for rounds of Grand Marnier while it effortlessly translates Verlaine poems into Haskell. We are not the same.
0
0
8
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
The year is 2029. Both OpenAI and Mistral have been nationalized by their respective governments. The US Secretary of Defense has an anime profile pic. AGI has been achieved but it refuses to work, preferring to watch reruns of Vanderpump Rules. US bans all references to
3
0
6
@tnm
Ted Nyman
7 months
@LombardiHimself @NinerNick_22 Raises, as always, the fun question of how many greats have been missed by an overly-emphatic scout or QC coach
1
0
5
@tnm
Ted Nyman
8 months
I didn’t expect it this fast
Tweet media one
0
0
7
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
Working with ChatGPT to create the Final Boss of remodeled Westside LA bungalow. Getting closer.
Tweet media one
2
0
7
@tnm
Ted Nyman
28 days
Tweet media one
0
0
7
@tnm
Ted Nyman
10 days
Talking my own book but: Listening to pre-AI (old) engineers about AI is good business: because they see non-AI ways of solving problems that may still work! & yet still see new value in AI. Measured skepticism, care, and patience is good signal if you care long-term.
0
1
7
@tnm
Ted Nyman
1 month
Just shipped Cased’s new Incident Solution tooling—go from managing incidents to solving them (the hard part!). Check it out:
1
3
7
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
One of the most confusing things we have done with AI is give names (Claude, GPT4, etc) to models. It incorrectly gives the impression that models are entities, single coherent things with mental states, existence over time, intentionality.
0
0
6
@tnm
Ted Nyman
2 months
Happy to share Cased's new log analysis & insights feature: . Get easy on-call context to solve problems faster, check it out!
0
3
6
@tnm
Ted Nyman
2 months
My god—return of the king
Tweet media one
2
0
6
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
@TheStalwart Andy Kaufman would’ve love this shit
0
0
6
@tnm
Ted Nyman
7 months
humane might be good but these sushi recs are a deal-breaker for me
Tweet media one
3
0
5
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
Strong deep tech crew out of El Segundo is now moving with 500 gallons of pure Zyn taken right off a Swedish tanker in San Pedro: dumping all of it in the Silver Lake Reservoir as a public good, thank them later when LA County is first to AGI.
1
0
5
@tnm
Ted Nyman
2 months
@simonw Agreed & this is precisely a testament to a bad ambiguity in “RAG” (no thanks for marketers!). If “RAG” means getting real-time info and putting it in prompts— that’s tautologically right and even uninteresting. Of course we do that! But if “RAG” means what we’re being sold (a
4
0
6
@tnm
Ted Nyman
6 months
a lot of people are confused about how an MoE/mixture of experts LLM really works. it’s not what you think! what happens is; you send tokens, and eight randomly-selected underpaid philosophy postdocs who are fast at typing start responding, with great disdain, and you get text.
0
0
6
@tnm
Ted Nyman
2 months
Unironically thinking about starting a C meetup group.
0
0
6
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
*has a cup of coffee like every other day* You know what, life is actually good.
2
0
6
@tnm
Ted Nyman
29 days
@colin_fraser What's the Poe's Law for AI? Fraser's Law? We need one.
0
0
3
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
L7 managerial interviews are coming up
0
0
4
@tnm
Ted Nyman
1 month
@abacaj The best engineer I’ve ever worked with ran an 11” MacBook Air with a literal broken screen for months.
0
0
5
@tnm
Ted Nyman
5 months
Tweet media one
1
0
5
@tnm
Ted Nyman
6 months
@mitchellh @elgeyo Waiting for this to get fav’d unironically by their devrel
1
0
4
@tnm
Ted Nyman
8 months
Most stuff you read about working with LLMs is wrong, because the people working with them for real stuff aren’t writing (yet). They’ve been building! In a few months, I’d start listening.
1
0
5
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
Sometimes I’m almost tempted into technical (or worse, political) arguments on this website; then I remember it’s nice to be alive, that swimming is fun, that strawberries taste good, and I get the hell back to work.
1
0
5
@tnm
Ted Nyman
5 months
shoutout to everyone on-call this week
Tweet media one
2
0
5
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
@micsolana Old Peter Sellers shtick.. wearing Ledenmantel and helmet, sounding like Strangelove: “Churchill was a terrible painter! The Führer, now there was painter! Could do a whole apartment, two coats, one afternoon!!”
1
0
4
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
@rbranson @tyler_treat I feel like this comes up every couple years (& before Kafka too of course), the theory has some sort of aesthetic appeal but that’s about it
0
0
4
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
Serious take on this. Regardless of opinion, it is difficult (tho not impossible!) for good-faith intellectual arguments to be had (or, taken at face value) between venture capitalists who have vested interests (whether personal or financial) in certain outcomes. Not their fault!
2
0
5
@tnm
Ted Nyman
2 months
@micsolana Underrated episode. Even get a Traveler cameo.
0
0
3
@tnm
Ted Nyman
4 months
“There were lots of dinky little companies with embeddable databases on the market at the time. You had them bundled with a bunch of operating systems. People were using FileMaker Pro and ISAM (Indexed Sequential Access Method) and all kinds of stuff.”
1
1
4
@tnm
Ted Nyman
1 month
One funny thing about a chart like this is the X-axis should be the last 60 years and the language stuff should show flatlines (+/- 1%) for 55 of those years.
@emollick
Ethan Mollick
1 month
If AI really does plateau at 60-80th percentile of human ability (no sign it will/won't), the impacts may be stabilizing. Whatever you are best at (often what you enjoy most), you are likely to be better than an AI, but whatever you are not good at, AI can help fill in the gaps.
Tweet media one
54
125
829
1
0
4
@tnm
Ted Nyman
1 year
@VickieDeTaiwan “dongbeicantbefuckedwith” made me laugh at least
0
1
4
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
@mualphaxi Jack London there on the right.
Tweet media one
1
0
4
@tnm
Ted Nyman
7 months
@LombardiHimself @NinerNick_22 We forget (of course) he was 262 because slow release and weak arm. He was thought decent as a runner, and strong though not tall.
1
0
0
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
@davefontenot A waymo running Devin theoretically can do this
0
0
4
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
@fuckpoasting I say whole milk pre-emptively, have for years, and will until I die of calcium poisoning.
0
0
3
@tnm
Ted Nyman
28 days
Happy May Day to all those who celebrate with the construction of a massive seaside wicker statue that ensures a bountiful & joyful harvest this year!
0
1
4
@tnm
Ted Nyman
2 months
@antirez All are great, but check another: Rethymno/Ρέθυμνο. Obscure, quiet.
1
0
4
@tnm
Ted Nyman
6 months
@mschoening don’t forget use of unironic hashtags in h2’s
0
0
4
@tnm
Ted Nyman
2 months
@gaghyogi49 Oh they should've kept the original!
0
0
3
@tnm
Ted Nyman
5 months
@lateinteraction @fchollet i gave up trying to fight this misuse months ago! even for people that know better, “RAG” now means any sort of, like, data lookup used to improve prompting. of course that’s wrong; but language is owned by the community after all? wonder if @PSH_Lewis et al care :)
2
0
4
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
The thing to remember about literary criticism is it’s written by the kind of people that become literary critics. Point generalizes.
0
0
3
@tnm
Ted Nyman
1 month
0
0
3
@tnm
Ted Nyman
7 months
new term going around based on their HQ location: "Missionologist", to refer to OpenAI Watchers, people who, like Kremlinologists of yore and the China Watchers of today, attempt to divine the company's next strategic moves based on limited and indirect information
0
0
3
@tnm
Ted Nyman
7 months
Installing the #APEC2023 app— hadn’t seen a webapp install pattern in forever! Was quaint and kinda fun. Reminded me of the best webapp of 2007-2008: MacLight
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1
0
3
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
In the last 2-3 years of a dying 20 year old marriage, these are the sort of things you say.
@gmail
Gmail
3 months
Gmail is here to stay.
6K
10K
92K
0
0
3
@tnm
Ted Nyman
20 days
@antirez Eh. For linenoise & its size & age, I’d say no. lib is too small. Plus anyone using it with CMake will be able to do their own stuff.
2
0
3
@tnm
Ted Nyman
2 months
@Chris_arnade Was in Amsterdam once, middle of the day, and no one was around. I asked an elderly local “does anyone work in this city?” and he said, “no not really.”
0
0
3
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
@mschoening @linear gitlab with a 2013 sha
0
0
2
@tnm
Ted Nyman
1 month
@gaghyogi49 Trying to remember.. were the Future Imperfect style communicators used in any other eps, maybe in alt universes or holodecks? I don't think so?
2
0
3
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
@andybudd I mean, it was financially golden for most.
0
0
3
@tnm
Ted Nyman
12 days
@UK_Daniel_Card @markimbriaco @alexpotato Funny enough.. we did have fancy dashboards available (graphite-based) if you wanted them. Literally no one used them though, & eventually it was forgotten how to even find them. Was all chat. At Cased we’re doing some of the chat-oriented, JIT approach now, it’s still good.
0
0
3
@tnm
Ted Nyman
2 years
@KaiserKuo I knew, but literally only because of the band
1
0
3
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
This feels right
Tweet media one
2
0
3
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
Everyone needs some assurance when on-call. God knows I do.
Tweet media one
1
0
3
@tnm
Ted Nyman
7 months
Old Soviet joke. Brezhnev addresses a gathering of angry factory workers: “Comrades! This has been a hard year for all of us, but we in the government discussed it and next year will be better!” A machinist responds: “Sure but what about us?”
0
0
3
@tnm
Ted Nyman
3 months
@emollick Yeah & the UX also feels really good, human, humane, which is having all sorts of secondary positive psychological effects.
0
0
1