Thom Jabbar 📌 (Squirrel Hole Truther 🌰)
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I CAN'T BE KILLED
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someone just got this at Great Lakes here in Chicago haha
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Folk singer John Denver, who is an avid pilot, buys a Learjet so he can fly himself to concerts.
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Men only want one thing and it’s the bank’s money, not your money. Your money is insured by the federal government, you’re not gonna lose a dime.
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"Our plans are measured in centuries."
Kylie Jenner is rumored to be pregnant, expecting a baby with Timothée Chalamet.
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"Sir, the zoomers have found Happiness"
i just typed and deleted what i was gonna say about this like 30 times. uhhh
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Paul, it's time to bring him home:
Leonardo DiCaprio, Sean Penn and Regina Hall will star in Paul Thomas Anderson’s next film for Warner Bros.
Described as PTA’s most commercial film ever.
(Source: Deadline)
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Still astonished this managed to run for three seasons on NBC prime time.
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Paul Atreides;
The new trailer for ‘DUNE 2’ has been released.
In theaters on March 1.
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The mid-tier black comedy thriller isn't made anymore; this is what they took from us.
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“Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Burt Bacharach!”
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The only Dune review that matters;
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Sorry babe, the Schindler's slacks stay on during sex.
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@lib_crusher
The fucking cop was yelling "show me your fucking hands!" and the kid starts to comply then the cop shouts "Stop!" which order are you supposed to follow? And you get MURDERED for that???
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You; “I keep getting ads on here for bras/porno/boner pills”
Me;
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The Matrix 4 trailer being teased, Radiohead releasing a Kid A / Amnesiac special edition, 9/11 anniversary on Saturday...
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Name other scholars beside Oppenheimer who spent their later years running away from their early work
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When Ray-Bans are $24.99 one day only.
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I seem to be more affected by Baby Gronk getting rizzed up by Livvy than I realized, sir.
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Right, only movie 😏
Tom Cruise's "Vanilla Sky" has been the only movie ever to get permission to shut down entire Times Square for shooting a movie, they paid $1 million and got 3 hours on a sunday morning to film Cruise running around in a dream sequence hallucinating an empty Times Square.
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I refuse to believe a gay man would make this mistake.
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I’ve got some bad tweets in my head.
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Twin Peaks: The Return (dir. David Lynch, 2017)
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#NextGoalWins
gets a red card and a disqualification. Annoyingly unfunny from the first to the 90th minute. No genuine charm. All over the place. Robotic performance from Michael Fassbender, who sings to Sia’s “Chandelier” in the car. Film is set in 2011. Song debuted in 2014.
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Cinema - the most prohibitively expensive art form (but also the greatest and most profound) - is about to be completely democratized the way music was with DAW's.
(Without DAW's like ableton, GarageBand, logic etc - grimes and most current artists wouldn't exist).
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the final actions of a man who absolutely 100% Did Not Do It
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walking into the Skinamarink house
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Morning driving is just chaos, everyone is half awake in two tons of steel.
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The power of friendship isn't working anymore I need to kill this motherfucker
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Your whole identity should be based on one really cool jacket that you wear all the time
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@Srirachachau
All Q&A questions should be vetted beforehand and snipers posted at every exit.
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We count that for Beau Travail
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I always think about Peach Husband, specifically unpacking how she pigments his character vs how white he is IRL:
who are the internet main characters of the day you still think about? good, bad, indifferent, who's stuck with you. can be any era
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"Hi, baby. I want you to answer this question with the first thing that comes to mind; how would you feel if a truck was driving towards you at full speed and you were standing in the middle of the road?"
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"He's released semen in his jeans, he is very excited, he has climaxed."
This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Dude cums in his pants during a twerking contest and it’s immediately and loudly pointed out to the 500 people in the room while they show his cum stain on the Jumbotron and a DJ plays drops making fun of him. Nightmare.
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Happy Valentine’s Day to all my sweeties on the timeline.
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@capybaroness
The fact that it supposedly came from Julia Louis-Dreyfus making an offhand comment makes it even funnier.
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You’re telling me that DARPA Chief Donald Anderson is dead and that I’ve been conversing with Decoy Octopus? Wow, I didn’t know that.
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Hahahaha
TOP 50 WORST MOVIE CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME
(As chosen by
@scharpling
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@bestshow4life
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@willmenaker
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Listen or watch the podcast release this Wednesday:
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"Can pretty safely state that bin Laden and I did not, uh, agree on much, but blowing up the World Trade Center is probably the most principled and defensible thing he ever did."
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My friend was a PA on the Dark Knight. Nolan went missing on set and the AD was yelling for him over the walkie and Nolan says over the channel to everybody in his British accent that he’s taking a piss and then he holds the walkie up to his stream so everybody could hear it.
Robert Downey Jr says Christopher Nolan “doesn’t even really like it when you go to the bathroom but he understands you have to.”
“I asked him ‘dude when do you go?’ And he goes ‘11am and 6pm’. I was like, ‘are you fucking with me?’”
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Everyone I follow on film twitter was either at The Insider 35mm screening or ate the Batman Pizza this weekend.
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@coopercooperco
No, but at my HS in the 90’s the football team made the playoffs and before the game the dumb coach staged his murder by having one of the few black students come at him with a starter pistol and shooting him so the team would be motivated to win in his honor.
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@abs_sweetmarie
POV you’re going absolutely nuts while this naked guys playing the fiddle saying he’s never going to die.
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The I��upiat women coming together at the end of True Detective Night Country to explain what really happened:
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Oh Jesus God no
No luck with Baby Bear.
@MrSnuffleupagus
also didn’t see me! Oh gee, what am I going to do now?
#HelpBigBird
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Last known picture of Buddy Holly
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Don't worry, I already found the best part in any trailer they uploaded:
Someone has uploaded nearly 1,000 beautiful 35mm scans of trailers. Here's your new obsession:
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Kanye's wife being forced to be an even more sexualized version of his previous wife;
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It wasn’t me! I’ve already got one dumb film tattoo, I don’t need another.
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It is day 1000 of Ben Shapiro not posting about Tenet, his favorite filmmaker’s newest film
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