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@soychotic

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views are NOT my own. I don't know who they belong to but they are defjntely NOT MINE!!!

Joined May 2019
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RT @thdxr: when we move opencode to opentui
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Found Bill’s alt.
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@soychotic both /sfc and DISM have solved problems for me and driver updates have massively increased GPU perf, prevented potential BSOD during windows updates etc.
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I forgot to mention the cat didn’t actually die . The mice tricked him into believing he died and pretended he was an angel.
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I’m looking for a cartoon I saw in the bathroom of the Mexican restaurant at the mall . The cartoon was about A cat who died and went to heaven and the mice cried over him . I wasnt able to finish the cartoon as I did not want to spend too much time in the bathroom (because of.
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It’s wild how one driver install can fix everything in Linux but I genuinely have never ever ever had anything in windows fixed from a driver install or any of the other fucking “fixes” like /sfc scannow or DISM whatever the fucking fuck . Die.
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? Wait I’m confused I thought the first thing you’re supposed to say to anyone disabled is “what’s wrong with you?” or “why do you look like that?” . Is this not the typical custom anymore ?.
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Pretending someone isn’t in a wheelchair until they point it out.
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Trying to get pregnant ? You know that one mumu pajama nightgown your grandma used to wear around the house ? BUY IT!!!!.
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Han solo 🤝 soy. being anti-bayes . thereom.
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Ok ladies I know what you’re thinking. But listen, you DONT have to start taking birth control to turn your bf into a femboy . Instead, just get the prescription, patch form if you can, and slap them onto his back every night! No need to be the middle man!.
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If she’s on birth control, you are micro-dosing synthetic estrogen through contact with her saliva and vaginal fluids.
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13 year old me after watching the “Kate upton almost falls out of her bikini doing the cat daddy” video on tmz: Grandma watch this shit.
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I miss that era of music from 2006-2012 where everything had a dumb or slooty dance associated that you could do in front of your parents coworkers like cat daddy cat daddy cat daddy.
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There is nothing more fun than replying to a well-researched long-form post or thread with “Wrong.”.
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Meet cute :))
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There’s a schizo who frequents my DM requests (I have never replied) who, this week: sent me a screenshot of his twitter, became convinced that I was making fun of the layout of his twitter toolbar, then called me the n word multiple times. Does this mean we’re dating ?.
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A lady at the gym: "Oh wow! Milwaukee? Is that because of your husband's job?". I froze. Paused my music. Took a deep breath. Counted to 3. Then I smiled. And said:."No. I'm flying to Milwaukee on a business trip. With the consulting firm I work at. Where we help tech companies.
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Making up a story in which both got to brag about being wealthy and you got to mog someone poor and call yourself Beyoncé >>>>>>.
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VCs Congratulating Themselves 👏👏👏
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And then everyone in the gym stood up and applauded 👏
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George Soros I know what you’re doing.
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what are we even doing here anymore
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The latest McDonald’s happy mel toys. so cute 🥰🥰. Ignore my hand I’m experimenting with being severely dehydrated
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CHEESE FUCKIN.
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