Mike Redmond
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Freelance Writer/Editor • Currently: @Pajiba • Formerly: @Uproxx @TheSuperficial
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When you get the talking points but you already booked your Vegas party weekend
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@ImJustAskinQs
@jduffyrice
It contains one very notable use of dilation and curettage which is a literal abortion, numbnuts.
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Wait. Hold up. I seriously just learned this today thanks to that racist lady getting owned for not knowing how faces work.
Meghan Markle is 41 and a year *older* than Kate? I would’ve sworn on a Bible they’re 10 years apart. Two Bibles just looking at this pic.
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When someone says nothing has changed since Biden took office, I guarantee one of these things are true if not all of them:
1. They make six figures.
2. They don't have kids.
3. They never had to rely on the ACA.
For the rest of us on the ground, it's been night and day.
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"Only one woman had texts, video, and photographic evidence that Johnny Depp drunkenly beat her, so LOL NBD, right?" - David Yates, basically
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Welp, just found out why Anna Faris is trending and I hope Chris Pratt and his weird dead eyes choke on Jesus's cock.
If you know anything about his son, that "gorgeous healthy daughter" line is some real horseshit. Being a goofy dumbass is a shtick. This is his true dick form.
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Not the same Candace Owens who just laughed at everyone for speculating she had COVID because she ghosted a speaking arrangement then claimed to be on a family vacation.
She's usually so honest and unfull of shit
Candace Owens tried to get a COVID test in Aspen, CO, but was denied service (from a private facility) and received this email, and it’s the best thing I’ve ever read.
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Twitter: 2FA via text is bad and dangerous and only an idiot would use it
Also Twitter: If you pay us $8 month, we’ll let your account get hacked according to the shit we just made up 😃
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To everyone bitching about Biden making a generic cordial statement about McConnell, do you just not know how politics work at its most basic level?
If one bland compliment maybe moves gun control an inch forward, you do it. You can’t shitpost these things into happening.
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@ImJustAskinQs
@jduffyrice
Sorry man, the Tucker avatar threw me off. As you can see by the crime scene in our mentions, there are a lot of right wingers who don’t get the bullshit Jessa and People are pulling.
My deepest apologies to your nuts.
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Correction: Meghan is at a casino in Maryland honoring American’s fallen by yelling “whooooo” between Jello shots and blackjack.
May we look to her example during this most solemn of weekends that no one should enjoy in any way. Don’t even think about it.
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Remember that episode of The View where Joe Biden comforts Meghan McCain who had just learned her dad has cancer? Biden held her hand and talked about her dad being his best friend and how he'll never forget John looking after his son Beau.
This is Meghan's asshole husband:
Fox podcast host: "This is another garbage speech full of lies from a senile person who thinks that they're in charge of America but actually isn't running anything"
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To any idiot who thinks Joe Rogan is some sort of free-thinking independent, blow it out your ass, he's a right-wing reactionary.
To the fucking letter.
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Louis CK is forcing people to watch him perform and then threatening them if they talk. Why does that sound familiar?
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Fisher Price was forced to recall a cradle because .001% of parents were using it like morons. Something like 14 babies died in a 10 year span.
How many mass shootings happened just this week alone? “Welp, nothing we can do!”
Fuck anyone who accepts that this is how it is.
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Ever since she opened the new season of
#TheView
by yelling "I'm not living without guns!" in response to a baby getting shot in the face, it really seems like Meghan McCain is trying to get herself fired so she can ride a martyr gravy train back to Fox News.
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I know I said not to get excited when Bush admin dunks on Trump, but this is just... *kisses fingertips*
Want to know what George W Bush said as he left Trump's inauguration? Read my story
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Gallagher was an angry, racist, homophobe who frequently complained that he should've been more famous.
So it's only fitting that his death was overshadowed by Batman's in a matter of minutes.
RIP Kevin Conroy, a kind, decent man who left behind an indelible legacy.
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Going back a decade, if not more, every media person had a horror story about dealing with Jonah Hill.
Remember the Rolling Stone profile where he got pissy being asked about comedy while promoting a comedy movie?
These shitty texts are 100% on brand for him.
This is from Sarah Brady - Jonah Hill’s ex - this is manipulative, abusive bullshit.
SHE IS A SURFER AND SHOULDN’T…post pictures of herself in a bathing suit? WTF.
What a tiny little man.
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wHy sHoULd i kEeP voTinG foR dEmOcrAts?
So this doesn’t happen again, you pampered nards. An entire generation screwed because preening clout chasers had to out-socialist each other in 2016 with SCOTUS on the line.
Excellent work, comrades.
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The problem with this brain-smoothing confirmation bias fuckhole of a site in a nutshell:
This tweet racked up 8,000 likes and it’s absolute, repeatedly debunked bullshit. Tim Kaine has a 100% rating from NARAL. But it’s cool to flat-out lie in service to Bernie so here we are.
Remember when Hilary Clinton picked an anti-abortion running mate in 2016?
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GOP HEADQUARTERS
"Alright, folks, what horrible shit are we defending today?"
"Roy Moore raped kids."
"Cool, cool. -- So right off the bat I'm thinking, hey, wasn't Jesus' mom a kid? Just look how that ended: Christmas!"
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Boring, yet entirely accurate. I love my kids but this would 100% happen.
ME: What happened with that zombie?
KIDS: I don't know.
ME: Did it bite you?
KIDS: I don't know.
ME: I can literally see you turning into zombies right now.
KIDS: .... I don't know.
98% of children in sci-fi and horror shows/movies exist solely to do very stupid things which put the rest of the party in danger. Remarkably boring trope.
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People often comment how the "movie star" is dead, and actors today just don't have that "star power" they had before.
Fucking great!
We're witnessing an entire ecosystem simp a guy just because he was cute in the '80s and then a funny pirate. The less of this the better.
Just before Savannah Guthrie conducts her interview with Johnny Depp's lawyers, she discloses that her husband was a consultant for the Depp legal team.
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Right-wing shit-fucks like Elon and Tim Pool: “we’re strong alpha men who hate groomers. no grooming on our watch!”
(guy from their favorite cartoon gets caught literally grooming)
“not like that!”
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Apple wouldn’t let Jon Stewart do this segment, or even talk to FTC chair Lina Khan, and they thought that would put a cork in him.
It didn’t.
Will AI replace humans in the workforce? Jon Stewart dives into the frightening realities of AI
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My crazy-ass theory:
Neither Trump or the Clintons had Epstein killed. He was a rich asshole who was accustomed to even house arrest being a luxury rape resort, so he checked out.
The prison where Epstein died has been chronically understaffed for years---as has been the entire Federal system. Under Trump it has only continued to deteriorate. I wrote about this in the
@TheChiefLeader
@AFGENational
@FlyingWithSara
@JohnFugelsang
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Meghan McCain at the beginning: "I'm just a super fun boss bitch who's easy to get along with!"
Meghan by the end: "Bring me... your goddamn... manager."
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Huh, how are workers suddenly able to leverage their labor for better pay so easily? Could it be because Democrats passed the American Rescue Plan?
Nah, I bet it was dope tweets that did it. Or magic. Never rule out magic.
Workers Are Forcing Employers to Pay Them a Living Wage (Because the Government Won't)
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Imagine tweeting this after your dad served for an entire year in the senate while his brain literally died from cancer.
There’s hypocrisy and then there’s the mud pit where Meghan McCain gets knocked up by the satchel of beef sweats who runs The Federalist.
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Eternals is such a banger and a much-needed creative stretch for Marvel. I’ll never get the hate.
The imperfect metric that is Rotten Tomatoes has rated the Marvel Studios Phase 4 movies thusly…does that feel right to you?
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She MY FATHER'd in the middle of a coup.
The middle of a coup.
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Your dad’s a rapist who will never be proud of you
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Hook this ice cold shit to my VEINS
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Spitting in the face of gay people for weirdo over-dramatic clout shouldn’t surprise me on this hellsite, and yet here we are
Asking people with Long Covid to support Biden is asking people with AIDS to support Reagan in the 80s. He won’t even name our illness, and he’s done everything he can to make it more widespread and less treatable. Indirectly he has also contributed to patient stigmatization
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What would Vanilla Ice have looked like as an even whiter rich boy?
I’m glad you asked
@pattonoswalt
And note, this was after failing with his initial "real rapper" Kid-n-Play cosplay persona
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Welcome to part one of what happened to The Superficial.
It's my way of putting the site to rest so I can stop living in the past. Even though that past is a giant bulk of my resume, which is a real mind-fuck. Life is fun!
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I’m not even exaggerating. This is my town’s reaction to literally every problem on FB:
Kids skateboarding? Shoot them.
Lady keeps taking your parking spot? Shoot her.
See someone weird at Target? Have you tried shooting them?
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Starting to hear murmurs of evangelicals saying that Trump holding The Bible upside down is a sign that he's the Anti-Christ. While I don't normally condone that level of crazy, which will almost definitely end with guns and dumb...
Maybe let's see where this goes?
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It never sat right with me that Elisabeth Moss is somehow the face of The Handmaid's Tale and a religion that allegedly locks women in the engine room of slave ships for talking out of turn. But I'm sure she has a reasonable explanation.
(She doesn't.)
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"So I'm like, 'I don't give a fuck what Willy Wonka says, I'mma eat this gum.' Next thing I know..."
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If you think Americans have come a long way since the Salem Witch Trials, you should probably take a look at
#ChristianAltFacts
because, nope, we have not.
My latest for
@pajiba
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“Come announce you’re running for president on my app. It’ll be great!”
The app:
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My son's having a D&D birthday party right now, and it is absolutely giving me life.
No one's saying D&D is for dorks or boys only.
His cousin is the DM and she is CRUSHING it.
Every idea is welcomed with laughter and excitement.
The kids are alright.
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Famously make the party even more racist to draw in white voters?
Because that's exactly what the GOP did. That was their one neat trick, buddy.
We need to do to the Democratic Party what conservative Republicans did to the GOP from the 50s-90s.
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The government made the vaccine freely available on every corner in America. Unless your Socialist God King is putting a gun to 30% of the country's head, how do you stop the human centipede of morons shitting out new mutations?
You gotta quit excusing these fucks for clout.
anger at the unvaccinated seems like a convenient way to direct rage away from the government's abject and myriad fuckups
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That time of year again already? Here we go:
#NeverForget
that 9/11 worked. Almost perfectly.
The purpose of the attacks was to make America destroy itself from within, so take a good hard look at how we're doing on that front.
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Transgender people ask to use the bathroom: “SOMEONE IS GONNA GET RAPED!!! CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD!!!”
Russell Brand actually does commit rape: “What even is a crime, really? Think about it”
Ben Shapiro: Russell "Brand was 30 and she was apparently 16. Now, in the United States, crime. In the UK, not crime. The age of consent in the UK is 16 ... Scuzzy, scumbaggy behavior? Sure. Criminal behavior? No, if you're, again, in the UK"
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God, the incelnet is dumb. Let's break this down:
1. Jessica Jones was literally canceled right alongside The Punisher.
2. Netflix canceled the Marvel shows because it got too expensive.
3. Yup, Disney's really fucking up Marvel, alright. Smart take, Kid Show Business.
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TRUMP: Ha! Remember when I told Howard Stern that I'd never have sex with you because your butt is too big?
KIM:
TRUMP: Good times. Anyway, you got your picture, so the deal is you saw Melody alive and nobody needs to dig in the Rose Garden. Maybe even say it's haunted.
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Popping back in to see what won Best Picture, and apparently it’s “Fucking Bullshit: The Movie” directed by Dickflash Johnson with a script by Racist Ballsac Trumperdoo.
#Oscars
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A solid explainer on Chris Pratt pretending he’s “not religious.” Anyone who’s escaped the evangelical world clocked this move immediately.
(h/t Andrea on
@pajiba
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Twitter has been screaming to high heaven that Biden will lose the Arab vote because he didn’t spray paint “Free Palestine” on the White House.
Meanwhile, Trump is over here saying you must love Jesus or we’ll throw you back in the water.
Wow. Trump says if he’s elected he’ll implement “strong ideological screening” of all immigrants to the U.S.
One of his criteria: “if you don’t like our religion…then we don’t want you in our country.”
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Scientology is the Joker to Leah Remini's Batman, and she's here to punch it in the face and yell "SWEAR TO ME" in the rain because holy shit is she terrifying.
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“the unvaccinated are growing testy over being excluded and feeling judged”
so we’re not fucking the feelings now? just trying to keep up
Vaccinated Americans are drawing sharper lines around who they choose to spend time with amid rising Covid-19 cases, while the unvaccinated are growing testy over being excluded and feeling judged
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While we had several laughs at Marianne Williamson healing America with crystals and measles outbreaks, she quietly deleted this shot at Kamala Harris for - let’s see - not caring about black people. Holy shit.
That’s a hot take and essential oils won’t make it go away.
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Mark Dice deleted his garbage tweet, but here it is for posterity.
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"I cut lawns in the summer, so clearly I couldn't have been drinking at night."
(me and millions of Americans who remember being young bravely rise for this moment)
Sir, let me tell you how many times I was blackout drunk and still worked a double at Applebee's the next day...
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Ask anyone who works in digital media how many times they’ve braced themselves for a swarm of bots after writing the words Johnny Depp or Amber Heard even in passing.
It’ll be a lot.
1000 percent of the opinion Johnny Depp funded a sock puppet farm to defame Amber Heard.
Every time she’s in the news, I get scores of phony accounts commenting on old Tweets insisting he’s not an abuser.
Just watch. It will happen the this Tweet too.
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I don't always watch YouTube, but when I do, I prefer
@patrickhwillems
. -- And the two other creators I mention in this piece.
Anyway, who wants to talk more about The Rise of Skywalker? God knows I still do!
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my children: (cautiously reaching for the M&Ms looking to me for guidance)
me: (nodding approvingly) it’s ok they’re dead now. they’re all dead. there are no more unfuckable candies in the valley
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Why would Zachary Levi stir up anti-vaxxer shit right before his new movie that Warner Bros desperately needs to be a hit?
Dude totally thinks he’s safe.
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It truly is incredible how we spent years mocking idiots in horror movies only to learn 98% of our relatives would run face first into Jason’s knife just to eat riblets indoors. Amazing stuff
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Probably because the people in the audience were actually real and not online weirdos worshiping a black toothed wife-beater all day.
Fans who attended the VMAs said that Johnny Depp’s stunt wasn’t even shown to the audience, it was prerecorded and the applause was edited in.
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You want the direct meat on why we quit The Superficial? This is it. Want to drink my liberal tears while I cry about my job? Got that, too. A callback to Baby Jessica in the well? Also, oddly here for some reason.
It's the FINAL COUNTDOWN.
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“Just like the celebrities”
lololololololol you are a dork if you pay for this
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If you somehow missed my 8,000 likes, I'm clearly in full support of the
@FugGirls
in light of the bullshit that Olivia Munn tried to pull.
Right off the bat this industry is already roaring trash fire and now celebrities are out here demanding glowing coverage? Fuck all that.
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Props to Jon Stewart for calling out himself after Biden delivered a solid SOTU address.
It takes intellectual honesty to admit you were wrong instead of trying to look cool to the dipshit nihilists on this hellsite.
Biden's fiery State of the Union address really shut up his haters. *cough* Jon Stewart *cough*
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Ellen Page will let you know when Ellen Page is done with you.
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Truly incredible that this didn’t work.
Just a foolproof strategy right here
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AR-15 actually means Armalite Rifle and not assault rifle? Oh damn, that totally makes all the people murdered by them not dead.
Thank you for sharing, you absolute fuck who can eat my shits.
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Good morning! It's 9/11, which means our timelines are about to be splattered with patriotic jingoism like
#NeverForget
all because America got sucker punched in the mouth 20 years ago.
Obviously, the lives lost were tragic, but let's cut the bullshit.
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If you're a Christian and are mad at Chick-fil-A, the most Jesus-y of Jesus establishments, for saying racism is bad, maybe you're less of a Christian and more of a gullible political pawn.
Something to think about.
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Anyone who idolizes this motherfucker is a goddamn rube who I will gladly punch in the throat until all of the stupid falls out. I have time.
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Olivia Munn is a boss, Norm Macdonald blows, Jon Hamm might be Batman, racist nerds are terrorizing Twitter, and Dana Loesch is dumb AF.
Welcome... to Mike's Wrap-Up Park.
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"Everybody knew. But they still took his scripts. Actors still signed onto them. They continue to do so. And for what? A talentless piece of sh*t with the worst reputation in Hollywood."
Hell yeah,
@Ceilidhann
bringing it on Max Landis.
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Come for The Joker pitch that I’d read/watch the shit out of. Stay for the fragile dick-babies who are too triggered to realize they’re proof of concept.
The Joker should have been a woman. And she finally went insane because too many random dudes told her to smile, so now she perpetually smiles while terrorizing Gotham.
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Great thread on how people need to calm the hell down about Bannon being put in jail TODAY or democracy crumbles. He's getting what's coming to him and in a far more substantial way.
Not everything moves at the speed of tweets, folks.
" . . . the speaker will send to the DOJ, and the statute says they have a duty to present to a grand jury. So he will be prosecuted."
They'd never get the truth out of him anyway. He'd lie to Congress.
I wonder if Bannon wants to be a martyr and a right-wing hero.
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I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but if your family supports a fascist bigot and endorses said bigot's policies either vocally or silently for the sake of appearances, you are under no obligation to keep them in your life because you share DNA.
Fuck all that.
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Welcome to Part Two of What Happened to The Superficial? In which I try to go so far inside the baseball that it's pregnant. With twins.
(P.S. Don't @ me that Smaug doesn't rhyme with blog. I wore glasses and sucked at sports in the '80s. I'm aware.)
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Jesus, you can literally hear his wife’s vagina getting drier in the background.
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Siri, show me proof that Rise of Skywalker is bad. Definitive proof.
Just saw "Rise of Skywalker." Everyone is wrong. The movie is mostly nostalgia-packed joy. If you love the original "Star Wars," you should be grateful to JJ Abrams for attempting to right his own wrongs in "Force Awakens" and the travesty that is "Last Jedi."
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Sunday night: Surprise performance by Louis CK.
Tuesday night:
#MeToo
fundraiser.
Nope. Nothing hypocritical there.
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Since Meghan McCain is trending for her wet fart in the wind Daily Mail column attacking Beto, allow me to paraphrase it and save you all the trouble of reading it. (Please don’t do that.)
“It’s not about you. — It’s about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
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My wife was doing some cleaning and unearthed this little gem.
Possibly the only one in existence.
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Look at this preening douche pontoon absolutely *squealing* that one of the showbiz elite he normally decries reached down and touched him.
A white woman named Carrie thinks masks are evil? I’m sure that took a lot of heavy lifting, Matt
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Wait. A stupid website that no one takes seriously actually can take down Trump?!
*shoves fists into ashes from The Superficial, raises them up*
KHAAAAAAANN!
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Hey, I don’t know who needs to hear this, but don’t ever fucking do this. Not even one time. Jesus fucking Christ.
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What’s the official term for a pack of Karens?
A gaggle of Gretchens? Susan swarm?
literally hope this bitch fucking [redacted] [redacted] corona [redacted]
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Happy Fifth Anniversary to the day
@photochrist
and I bailed on
@TheSuperficial
, our sweet baby of a website as it got mauled to death by this shitburger industry.
Feels like only yesterday we were propping up our weird little soapbox with T&A clicks and running wild.
RIP.
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