This project will be finished and we will deliver on all our promises in honor of Dan the Man

@Theta_Network @mitchliu A digital version of this game can be build on the Theta Network as we demonstrated at the Hackathon with @therealvmux

Things are coming along for #Montavera and our card game. The system we’ve created is called #Factions and so we say this is “A Factions Engine Game.” Montavera is the IP. We’d like to build out the Factions System with other IPs, eventually. Here’s looking at @NightValeRadio

Happy Father’s Day, Montaverans. It’s the Montaveran Way.

🏙️ Final Notes •All citizens found skipping Father’s Day are added to the List of The Ungrounded. •Icaron was spotted this morning near the Shrine, wearing a hat labeled “#1 Portal-Dad.” He refused comment but handed out slightly damp coupons for “one free reconciliation.”

One by one, children whisper: “Thanks for coming back.” And the fathers say: “You’re welcome. Now hold the flashlight still.”

Charcoal is lit with forbidden matches, hot dogs are turned with wrench-like tenderness, and every father shares a single, city-wide beer that passes from hand to hand, absorbing jokes that don’t land and memories that do.

They do not slay monsters. They do not fix the city. They do something much harder. They grill without complaint.

And then—the fathers arrive. Real ones. All of them. Every dad in Montavera, dressed in ceremonial cardigans, arms full of items only they know how to operate.

🎉 Evening: The Big Reveal As the sun droops like a tired eyelid, the city gathers at the Shrine of Second Chances, where citizens kneel in unison and chant: “We acknowledge your attempts at fixing the sink, and we forgive the duct tape.”

🎓Montaveran History Fun Fact! “Father’s Day was originally called The Day of Paternal Reckoning & was outlawed for a decade after 2 many dads attempted to unionize against The Ever-Sworn Beast. The uprising failed when every father collectively forgot what they were mad about.”

If your investment begins to hum, return it to the nearest Mojo Bank or feed it a single drop of dad sweat.

•The Council of Unicorns inserted “grin clauses” into all trading contracts after The Great Frownening of 2042.

Economists theorize this is because: •Montaveran investments are legally required to be half-financial, half-sentient. •Icaron once told a stockbroker the secret to joy, and that broker sold it.

📈 Why Do Our Investments Smile? All stocks, bonds, NFT pets, and emotional support onions in Montavera are known to smile eerily on Father’s Day.

“Do you know why I brought you into this world?” No one has ever answered correctly. That’s why we wear helmets.

But there’s a catch: One of them is real. And one of them is… hungry. The event is called The Paternal Distinguishment and requires every child—biological or symbolic—to correctly identify their actual father before the wrong one asks:

These are giant, government-issued inflatable avatars of everyone’s father—summoned from the Parental Memory Vault deep beneath the city.

👨‍👧 The Noon Paradox: A Montaveran Tradition At exactly 12:00 noon, the sky opens and Father Proxies descend.

Each tortoise delivers the message to a mountain known only as Dadcore, where they are burned, filed, and whispered into the past by licensed Regret Clerks.