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Joe Bingham

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Civil rights attorney. Acquired taste. Valedictorian, Midvale School for the Gifted class of '11. All bad tweets by this account are satirical.

Washington, DC
Joined July 2008
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@teafortillerman
Joe Bingham
26 days
Ma'am I apologize for the miscommunication, which in retrospect is totally my fault. When I said that "you Ate," I actually meant
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I suspect the election was stolen by Kittridge
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Joe Bingham
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TIL Jack Ryan is real and lost his senate run
@politicalsock
Political Sock
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@EsotericCD Holy assimilation! I had no idea. đź‘€
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Joe Bingham
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Real.
@dissproportion
Dissproportionately
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How much of the decline in children's physical fitness is because kid sports are so serious now that it drives out all sane people?.
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Joe Bingham
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I've updated my politics to "maybe just a few kings, as a treat".
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Rapid Response 47
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RT @bendreyfuss: You have to admit that this is a straight out good tweet that should make all Americans proud.
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(I could also be misrecalling what he says in the book. Again, irrelevant! Some of us have principles, no matter how much antioriginalists project.).
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Joe Bingham
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I first got originalism from reading @RandyEBarnett's Lost Constitution in HS. As far as I knew/know, Barnett was and is prochoice, and believed abortion is protected under 9A or P&I. Would be happy to hear this isn't the case wrt Prof. Barnett specifically, but it debunks.
@dilanesper
Dilan Esper
3 hours
So the way it works is we are attracted to the judicial philosophies that validate the beliefs we really care about. There's no neutral choice. Originalism grew out of pro-lifers like Scalia and Bork who wanted to condemn Roe. It grew beyond that, but that planted the seed.
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RT @EsotericCD: More proof that conversion therapy actually works.
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Joe Bingham
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Nothing more trad for an American woman than this. It's literally in de toqueville.
@CartoonsHateHer
Cartoons Hate Her!
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Yeah I’m “trad.” But the only man I submit to is my husband, I’ll argue with the rest of you fuckers!.
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RT @wanyeburkett: This kind of stuff is so crazy-making. Like, just imagine it. You have a property worth $5 million and the state tells yo….
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Joe Bingham
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You've never messed up? That's great, I trust you. But you are going to mess up, and I'll trust you even more after it happens and you admit it.
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Joe Bingham
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Maybe. But I'd trust the 1% of people willing to admit guilt as frankly as Gladwell does a *lot* more than I'd trust the 95% of such people who behaved the same but won't. There is literally nothing that will build your credibility better than a genuine confession.
@eigenrobot
eigenrobot
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its good that people are admitting they were lying because they were afraid, and it's understandable. but i also think if you admit this people are reasonable in concluding that you should never be trusted on anything else. your integrity is compromised.
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Joe Bingham
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Bulwark editors shaking and crying because they don't have the financial wherewithal for such belated remedial demonstrations of character.
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Joe Bingham
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Call it what it is: entitlement. Some wives just don't want competition from women outside the marriage who are hotter, sweeter, put out more, and cook/clean better. Resist them! Don't give in to the anti-meritocracy, guys!.
@billybinion
Billy Binion
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Call this what it is: entitlement. Some conservatives don't want competition from hardworking immigrants who outwork & outperform them. And here I'd been told progressives are the ones against merit.
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RT @bitcloud: Fish have no concept of water.
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RT @quinnslcm: honestly this is peak customer support, phenomenal
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This was a truly surreal interview, with @NPRinskeep treating her as if she personally is the historical record. Zero pushback on even the most obviously deranged claims. Didn't even treat them as allegations, or note the total absence of corraboration or credibility.
@literaryeric
Eric Nelson
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NPR had an Epstein survivor on this morning, who said that his traffic ring included a wide group of famous and rich men. Over 100 victims are gathering to raise awareness of this. And yet none of these victims are naming any famous people and they never have. Not even off the.
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Joe Bingham
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Like the whole thread is just "what if Signs, but no brain".
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Joe Bingham
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[Spoilers in this thread, but] it sounds like the Scary Movie version of Signs, but they forgot to make it funny?.
@ReviewsPossum
Possum Reviews
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I went to see Run on Labor Day, and it might actually be the worst movie I've ever seen in a theater. It's so stupid that I want to coin a phrase to describe it: intellectual gore.
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Joe Bingham
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You’d get closer by guessing it means one does not worship the *God* of Israel.
@Alex_muzzo
Alex
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@Nero Woke right just means you dont worship israel right?.
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