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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
The answer is and will always be- block him.
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4 years
when u block him on everything & tell ur friends, family, and therapist ur never gonna speak to him again and then all of a sudden :)))) ur tweeting from his bed :)))))
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Alexandra Cooper
3 years
Ask ur girlfriend lmao ur whole relationship in my DMs
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Blake Gray
3 years
lol who is that
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Alexandra Cooper
5 years
High fives after sex >>>
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Alexandra Cooper
5 years
No one, absolutely no one, wants to see you lip singing to a song on your story 😃😃😃😃😃😃🤡😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃🤡😃😃😃😃😃😃🤡😃
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4 years
CALL HER FUCKING DADDY #MIDNIGHT @MileyCyrus
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Alexandra Cooper
3 years
Apparently not you 🥴
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3 years
Retweet if you’re tired of @barstoolsports being on the internet
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
When Miley said “I allowed so many people to just come and add their toxic fucking breathe to my air, and suck out the life of my space. And I am over that” I FELT THAT @callherdaddy
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4 years
Lauren.... my childhood best friend and the notorious 3rd roommate in the 301.... has just agreed to come on the pod 👀😱 Daddy Gang get your questions ready!!!
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
A single father’s new bachelor pad 😏
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
People smoking weed during quarantine be like:
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
Quarantine update: Had raviolis for breakfast. But is it breakfast if you wake up at 1pm? Or did I skip breakfast and have raviolis for lunch? Food for thought lmk. Also what day is it?
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
See u next episode David 😁🎥
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
see u fuckers Wednesday 😏
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Alexandra Cooper
5 years
Some days I think I want a boyfriend and then I see something on the Internet or just see a man on the street and remember they are just to be used for their penis and that is all. I can get my emotional fulfillment elsewhere. As in a block of wood. A wet leaf. A cinderblock.
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Alexandra Cooper
5 years
Isn’t it the best when you are actually craving water. Like it hits so different when you are parched and needing it vs when ur just trying to do the right thing for your health lol
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
uR suGar dAddy
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
fyi he’s not thinking about you
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
Traded in the hoodie for a night 😏😇
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4 years
So the Canadian sent me a photo sitting with 2 guys. The 2 other men in the photo I am also talking to 😃😃😃😃And somehow they all know eachother and are hanging out 😃😃And took a group photo to send to me 😃😃And now here I am 😃😃😃 I told them they all look cute ha ha ha fuk
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
I’m not a serial killer but sometimes I keep my fuzzy socks on during sex and i really think you all should too
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Alexandra Cooper
1 year
I bet no one had this on their 2023 bingo card lol 💍
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Alexandra Cooper
5 years
I just went on a date with a man who halfway through drinks decided to let me know he’s been engaged for 3 years and loves her to death but just wants to make sure there’s nothing else out there :))))))))))))))))
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
Can’t relate to the “I’m so excited for hoodie and sweats season!!!” tweets. It be 90 degrees and I’m in a hoodie lol shits not seasonal it’s year round
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
Mood
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Alexandra Cooper
5 years
if u don’t get a message that’s a message folks
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Alexandra Cooper
3 years
everyone eat a toasted bagel with cream cheese tmrw morning it’ll make u happier
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
Time to mourn bitches.
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Alexandra Cooper
3 years
Reality check: if u didn’t have a ‘crazy weekend’… most people in their devil or angel costume had a worse night than u. Their picture made it look like they were thriving, but behind the scenes they got so drunk, texted their ex, n cried over their shitty friends. UR GOOD BOO❤️
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Alexandra Cooper
5 years
You know when you just have that gut feeling and have to go with it? My gut is telling me it’s in my best interest to get extremely intoxicated tonight. I have no choice, the gut it always right.
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
Nothing does it like a bacon egg and cheese on an everything bagel when you wake up hungover
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
Instagram you can take away our likes and the activity page- but can you PLEASE let us search names of who viewed our story 🙄 THAT SLUTTY PIC WAS FOR ONE MAN AND ONE MANY ONLY it’s imperative i know he saw it otherwise it was a an absolute waste smh
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
Today my therapist said my relationship with Mr. Sexy Zoom Man sounds healthy........ What the fuk is going on in 2020
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
I can’t stop eating my god I just can’t
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
I officially signed on my new ny apartment I’m going to poop my pants I’m so excited. Time to start vlogging again 😏
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Alexandra Cooper
3 years
CALL HER DADDY dropping early tonight. REMINDER; IF A MAN CALLS A GIRL CRAZY, the question is not omg what did she do?!? It’s what did he do.
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Alexandra Cooper
3 years
Well fuck 😳🥳
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Alexandra Cooper
3 years
“How do I get over a guy that ghosted me I’m crying rn”.... He didn’t ghost you he died. Light a candle have a quick ceremony cry about it and then move on. Can’t date a dead dude
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Alexandra Cooper
3 years
That billboard is next to my ex’s apartment oop 🥰
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Alexandra Cooper
5 years
I just ate my entire dinner cleaned my room and brushed my teeth while on FaceTime with a man and we barley spoke. Just hung out in beautiful FaceTime silence, carrying him around on my phone lol. Is that love? Or the beginning of a great FaceTime sex session lol either works
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
I have a pimple. I am high. I am happy. I am sad. I am losing it. I am fine. I am great. Things are good. Things are fucking horrible. Everything is ending. The world is ending. It’s all just beginning U know?
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Alexandra Cooper
5 years
I have two favorite boyfriends right now and I blocked both of them on social media because, “you don’t need to see stuff I post for my job babe.” When really it’s because my job is to tweet about them both lol
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Alexandra Cooper
5 years
Half asleep texting is more dangerous than drunk texting
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Alexandra Cooper
3 years
ok but a cold beer, wings, ranch, and fries to the face kinda night
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
*ppl commenting that @callherdaddy is degrading towards women* First of all, ur interrupting me as I explain the importance of looking like u got water boarded after giving a blow job.Second of all, go buy the degrade me merch it slaps #ITSACOMEDYPODCAST #LAUGH U #NOFUNHARDOS smh
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Alexandra Cooper
3 years
Mask life makes me breakout. But then mask life also hides my breakout from the world ☺️
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
Reminder: When he says you’re the only girl he’s talking to what he means is literally in that exact moment he’s speaking only directly to you... but there about to be 4+ others bitches spoken to after he done with ur convo lol
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
little bitch boys need to crawl into their little bitch holes and stay put in 2020
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
The best of both worlds. A DUO @MileyCyrus x @callherdaddy 8/14 💦
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
REMINDER: No response is the best response. Don’t send a k, don’t send some filler ass stupid text- LEAVE THEM ON READ HEATHENS
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
I buy frozen foods, I eat the frozen foods. I buy more frozen foods, I eat more frozen foods. I order out. I cook a meal. I snack on a snack. I slurp on a drink. I do it all over again. IM LOSING MY SHIT THERE IS NOTHING TO DO BUT EAT N FINISH NETFLIX
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
I asked my dad why he keeps putting jeans on like a murderer during this time and he said to make sure they keep fitting......👀 at what point do all of us living in denial in our sweats try on our pants and face the hard truth? Should we schedule a day? National try pants on day
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
Within 10 minutes of each other on my Instagram story lmao
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
If he can make you cum you keep him around I don’t make the rules it’s the law
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Alexandra Cooper
5 years
Does anyone else go in waves with their online shopping addiction? I won’t buy shit for months and then on a random Sunday I’ll get on my computer to buy one thing, only to find myself hours later still sitting there with 12 tabs open emptying my bank account 😃
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
When she about to suck the wee wee but got mad cotton mouth #TheBachelor
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
You guys... the show ‘Love is Blind.’ I gave it another try and I have not stopped screaming at my tv since I pressed play. This is the most ridiculous show I’ve ever seen and I CAN. NOT. STOP. WATCHING. I hate myself rn.
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
New background for ya 😘
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Alexandra Cooper
3 years
Why do women carry a child for 9 months to then have the man give the child their last name lol 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
I love men
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
Daddy Gang is so fucking on their shit a daddy dmed me a list she compiled of single nhl hockey players from Canada ages 24-31 I’m fucking dying 😂😂😂😂😂
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5 years
This guy just surprised me and sent me Uber Eats and I really think that made me like him 10x more lol. Men I swear you pull this on a girl ur seeing and she’s gonna act different toward you ur welcome
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Alexandra Cooper
3 years
❤️
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
Getting into bed with freshly shaved moisturized legs (and V) >>>>>>>> THE BEST FEELING
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
I can not stop eating flaming hot Cheetos I don’t understand nothing will ever compare
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
Idk how to act on a Wednesday with no episode 🤒I MISS U DADDIES QUESTIONZOFZEWEEKALEAKIE
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
You guys I’m shook. I just signed onto the dark web (Facebook) and people are still updating their relationship status on there......WHAT THE !?😂 Also saw I’m still married to some girl from high school so I’ll just go ahead and update that one. Divorced and depressed hit me up!
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Alexandra Cooper
5 years
Going out is so fun until you get home at 6:30am and tell your Uber driver “have a good night” and he corrects it to day and you die a little inside ok goodnight I’m drunk
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
I feel like everyone that is single is gonna be mentally and emotionally ready for a relationship when quarantine is over and everyone IN a relationship is gonna have hit their breaking point, wanna kill their partner, and break up the minute this shit is over lol
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
MY FAMILY. DADDY FUCKING GANG.
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4 years
ok my new favorite thing about alex cooper is when a fan screams at her she screams back
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Alexandra Cooper
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Tried to have some me photo shoot time, then realized neighbors were watching 🥰 🥰 time for me to go back to New York
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Alexandra Cooper
3 years
laying in bed daydreaming about a world with a call her daddy dating show LMAO imagine
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
Don’t u love when he wants to have a ‘quickie’ right before u go out to dinner/for the night 🥰 Lol men just don’t get it they always gonna be good right away meanwhile my hair bout to be a wild rats nest, makeup lookin like I got water boarded. But yeah be ready in 5 babe!!!!
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I love living in the city but couldn’t be more so excited to go home for Thanksgiving and be in a house, drive a car, have a home cooked meal, have my mom treat me like I’m 12, do my laundry, address and fix all my life problems, and shove mashed pa-tatties in my mouth 😃
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Alexandra Cooper
3 years
Merry Christmas to all the daddies out there. Love you fam 🥰❤️🎄
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Alexandra Cooper
5 years
Everyone has a day they came out of a vagina. I promise everyone was born! So if you’re one of those ppl that forces ur ’birthday month’ on everyone- where every dinner, every event, every convo has to relate back to your bday...please feel free to reel it the fuck back in
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Alexandra Cooper
3 years
living rent free in your head 😴😴😴
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
Apparently the fact that I still have the iPhone 7 is sad. Every time someone sees me with a home button they dm me and tell me that I’m poor 😂😂😂 LEAVE ME ALONE BUY ME A NEW ONE IF IT BOTHERS YOU SO MUCH pls :/
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“BEEP BEEP MOTHER FUCKERS!” Daddies.... let the new era commence!! WRITE IN NOW TO BE A GUEST ON THE CHD SHOW. Submit your stories. I look forward to meeting you 😏
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
Why is it weird to like your own pictures on ig? Of course I like it I posted it lol
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
As much as I’m an extrovert I’m such an introvert if that makes any sense lol. I LOVE being alone more than anything. Getting fingered is up there but still, alone takes the cake.
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Alexandra Cooper
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YOU ARE NOT FUCKING READY 💦💦 #MIDNIGHT @oliviagobrien @callherdaddy
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
This isolation time is to be used to perfect the Gluck Gluck 9000 ladies I don’t make the rules it’s the law. Go buy a cucumber or carrot, whatever ur usually up against lol
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“Men don’t want to be in a relationship with you but as soon as you only want them for sex they don’t like it... and then all of a sudden they can’t perform the way they are supposed to.” 😂😂 Sex in the City Episode 1 Season 1 and so iconicly still true.
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
I can’t wait to wake up and eat tomorrow
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3 years
What is heartbreak? when it’s go time and your vibrator isn’t charged 🥺😞
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
I’m sitting behind this chick on the plane and just watched her start an episode of @callherdaddy 😫❤️She has no idea I’m creepily over here watching for her reactions to our disgusting and inappropriate humor. I can’t wait till we land so I can pass her n say oh hi daddy gang 😂
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill, & The OC are my forever shows. I can rewatch them 30 times and every time feels like the first I get so excited 😂
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Alexandra Cooper
5 years
Friendly reminder: You’re just a hole 🙂
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
And yes, I’m bringing the couch 😂😂😂 (only daddy gang will get this)
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Alexandra Cooper
4 years
HUMP DAY 😩❤️ Reminder there isn’t an episode this week. I MISS U DADDY GANG!!!!! See you next week. Lots of stories to update u on lol✈️🍆
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👀👀👀👀 #soon
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