Steve Byrne
@stevebyrnelive
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“THE CHAMPAGNE OF COMEDY" AVAIL NOW at PunchUp, UNCENSORED and classy! LINK in BIO.
Joined April 2010
"The Opening Act" is ready to take the stage. 86% on RottenTomatoes. "the best f****ing film about stand up comedy starring your favorite comics" .WATCH NOW in select theaters and streaming VOD: .AMAZON: .ITUNES: #TheOpeningAct
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Here's the BANNED JOKES amazon wouldn't let me include in my new late night talk show/stand up special that hits both sides politically, left & right. Check out "THE LAST LATE NIGHT" streaming FREE at amazon prime. LINK:
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Here’s everything you need to know about how media has a @joerogan narrative. I was asked, as a comic, to join a news program to discuss. I accepted. They said they wanted to bash him. I said I believe he provides another perspective & that’s good for debate. I was disinvited.
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Here’s all the banned jokes Amazon Prime wouldn’t let me include on my new special “THE LAST LATE NIGHT” streaming FREE now at Prime. Check er out and RATE/REVIEW. Link:
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It's gone. My home in Pasadena, that neighbored Eaton Canyon Park is no longer. To my neighbors, Californians, I have had a pendulum swing of emotions, from heartbreak to fond, cherished memories and you've been on my mind all day. My wife has been in tears. I can only hope that
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Biden, Inflation & Trump. ROUND 1 of Monologue jokes from “THE LAST LATE NIGHT” streaming FREE at Amazon Prime. Link:
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Here’s the BANNED JOKES I couldn’t keep in my Late Night Talk Show/Hour Special “THE LAST LATE NIGHT” streaming free at Amazon Prime. The special was to be levity targeting the left & right. The execs tipped the scales… RATE/REVIEW for algorithm:
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My daughter is 7 yrs old. She asked “what’s for lunch?”.I said “pizza”.She said “I hate pizza”. I told her to go to her room until she’s ready to apologize.
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AOC will not attend Trump's inauguration. Much like Jan. 6th, she won't be anywhere near the Capitol.
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BREAKING NEWS… from my monologue jokes. “THE LAST LATE NIGHT” streaming FREE at Amazon Prime. If ya can check it out, thanks. If you can RATE/REVIEW, would really appreciate the boost for the algorithm! LINK:
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You can’t take out @joerogan you can try but ya can’t. The man has single handedly done more for stand up comedy than anyone, any streamer or any club in the last 10 years.
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A Christmas Story Christmas! Peoples! My great pal Peter Billingsley is back. He’s been offered many versions of a sequel and always rebuffed until they had a truly great script. This is it and worth the wait. Enjoy this 11/17 w your family on HBOMax
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This is the greatest. The greatest. I have watched this at least 10 times.
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I thought I LOVED my job until I came across these two.
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Anyone who honestly thinks this man is a Nazi is an absolute, complete & total moron. His actions speak louder than the lazy words echoed repeatedly by MSM, digested by the lazy, corn fed, purple haired, pierced, of the alt-left. Every day of my life, I'm told I look like.
Just wanted to say thank you to everyone supporting Tesla in the face of relentless attacks. ❤️❤️ Super Appreciated!! ❤️❤️.
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It’s not “don’t say gay”. It’s understanding a lil kid isn’t mentally mature to have that conversation until they are. 4th grade sound about right. Seems fair. My 6 yr old just colored his ass green w a marker pretending he had diarrhea to punk his mom. He’s not quite there yet.
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Imagine working on the film “GI Jane” and finally, after 25 years, your film is finally mentioned at the Oscars. #Oscars.
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The @NYRangers finally found a way to stop Crosby. Just elbow him in the back of the head.
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Maybe we should make sure ALL kids in this country are able to read proficiently & balance a check book before they graduate, instead of worrying about sexual identity in 1st grade?.
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This is a Top 3 Crowd Work Moment. Watch all my CW Specials, FREE @punchuplive LINK: #standup #comedy
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Is the term “motion picture” ever more applicable than to @ZackSnyder GOOD GOD, what an incredible film. Every frame could be a work of art. Thank you for this ZS. Godspeed Autumn. #JusticeLeagueTheSnyderCut
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Zelenskyy bombed so bad at The White House, Hamas just took credit for it.
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TRUE STORY. Have you seen my new special “THE LAST LATE NIGHT” streaming free at Amazon Prime??? Check er out. Make sure to RATE/REVIEW for algorithm. LINK:
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This is why I love doing my podcast COMEDY PINATA. Comedians watching comedy spurs conversations like this w two of my favorites in the game @roywoodjr @GodfreyComedian SUBSCRIBE!!! This is a gem of an episode:
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NYC, I’m in the shadow of MSG, showing some love for @penguins tonight. Get the W boyzzzz #LetsGoPens
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That pic of the 4 of us, was us just as we packed the car and moved out of state. Just heartbreaking.
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Thoughts and Prayers to whatever is in their nightstand
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Bill Cosby to tour in 2023… ladies, there will be a 2 drink minimum.
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Today! My CROWD WORK SPECIAL is LIVE @punchuplive Watch for FREE right now. Hope you enjoy and appreciate your support. LINK:
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A pink spoon of MONOLOGUE JOKES from “THE LAST LATE NIGHT” streaming FREE at Amazon Prime. Rate/Review nerds. LINK:
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the titled documentary on @theamazingj & @joelozborn "ALWAYS AMAZING" trailer is here. Please RT, SHARE! It's the 1st film I directed & really proud of it. It's avail to all, Mon. June 3rd on @allthingscomedy youtube page.
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The WNBA costs 290 million dollars to operate & it loses 50 million a year. It's so unprofitable DOGE recommends stop funding it.
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How is this story being COMMUNICATED TO YOU by TMZ??? I hope @Shanemgillis CRUSHES it this Sat and half the country is knee deep in tissues and how’s and why’s #tmz #snl #ShaneGillis
ICYMI: Comedian Shane Gillis' Racial, Ethnic Slurs Resurface Before Hosting 'SNL' | Click to read more 👇
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My 1st film, the titled doc about @theamazingj @joelozborn "ALWAYS AMAZING" is NOW AVAILABLE thanks to @allthingscomedy Please enjoy, SHARE, RT & help spread the word. This film means so much to me. WATCH NOW, LINK:
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Donald Trump is 73 years old. Joe Biden is 77 years old. Bernie Sanders is 78 years old. All 3 are vying to be the leader of the free world. You may love one of them. You may hate one of them. But know this:. I could beat the F*** out of all 3 of them, at the same time.
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This is comedy. It takes the hit and stands it’s ground. You can try to take it out but it’s not going nowhere. Solid as a ROCK. #oscars
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This is the official cup of every Pizzaria on the east coast.
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So, this guy is a. Space cowboy,.A gangster of love,.Maurice?,.A picker, .A grinner, .A lover, .A sinner,.A joker, .A smoker, .A midnight toker. I think this asshole is schizophrenic.
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What an unreal experience touring w these guys. Thanks and ❤️ to all in the U.K. & @SalVulcano @Joe_Gatto @BQQuinn @jamessmurray #Love
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For THE BOYS!!! “The Last Late Night” streaming FREE at Amazon Prime! 4.8/5 Stars. Check er out:
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I never invested in FTX but I know what it’s like to invest everything into something and find out a year later it’s worthless….
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So @NPR accuses @DaveChappelle of using White Privilege??? If anyone knows White Privilege, it’s NPR. The only thing whiter than NPR is Salt Lake City.
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Of SuperCuts?.
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Coach Harbaugh wanted a delay of game before the half. Bitch, you got 6 days delayed!!! #HereWeGo.
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"The Opening Act" will hit theaters and VOD, Friday, Oct. 16th. After 23 years as a stand up, this is my love letter to my profession, the clubs, comedy fans and my fellow comics. Hope we get to return to comedy shows soon, until then there's this.
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Going to see @OppenheimerFilm and learning my mother was in Hiroshima at the time and if not for leaflets, she, nor I would be here today… love my mom and didn’t know about this until today. Crazy. Koreans keep it all inside. #Oppeneheimer
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love Steve.
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HEADLINE NEWS!!! Peoples! Have ya seen my new hour “THE LAST LATE NIGHT” yet? What ya waiting for? It’s rated 4.8/5 stars. Check er out FREE at Amazon Prime. Link:
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I keep hearing about the news today. I’m really hoping the leader of North Korea can pull through. Sending all my prayers and love to @bobbyleelive
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Man-Heat. Had a killer time at todays @penguins game today. I hope the city has recovered from these HOT DANCE MOVES… #RAWHEAT #LetsGoPens #HereWeGo
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When running from her LA mansion, she was heard yelling: .“I can’t breathe”
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Here’s just a handful of ASIAN store owners that have gofundme pages because their stores/livelihood are victim to the riots & looting that some believe is excusable/justified. I do not. BLM, peaceful protests matter but this does not. Help if you can. They matter too.
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If you can recall your favorite Lemieux, Jagr, Crosby & Malkin goals, chances are you can hear Mike Lange's voice accompanying the euphoria of those iconic moments, echoing in our heads. As lucky as we were as @penguins fans to have our own Mt. Rushmore of hockey, how blessed we.
The Penguins organization joins the family, friends and fans of legendary broadcaster Mike Lange as we mourn his passing and remember his remarkable life.
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Norm Macdonald has taken the most negative, jaded and narcissistic community, stand up comedians, to collectively agree on one thing today: how damn talented and loved Norm Macdonald was, is and will continue to be.
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Woweeeee. My CROWD WORK SPECIAL, from @thestandnyc is now LIVE @punchuplive Watch for FREE!!! Link:
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The first 20 years of my profession I was simply known as: .A Stand Up Comedian. The last 5 years I’ve been known as:.Racist, homophobic, Anti-Trans, socialist, liberal, conservative, MAGA, Democrat, Republican, Nazi, Gay, Homo, Retarded, Ugly, Hateful, Chinese, & a White.
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This year, for my taxes, I'll list in order my dependents: my 2 kids, Ukraine, Israel & anyone with college debt. #taxes.
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This is the 1 joke I thought would get pulled from “THE LAST LATE NIGHT” but didn’t? Streaming FREE at Amazon Prime. Link:
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As a comic, crowd work can create a fun, spontaneous moment, but every now and then, something special can happen. This happened last night in Miami at the Improv. With @MIAImprov
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Rent is very expensive in NYC but the @penguins are living rent free in Igor’s head. Let’s go @penguins #LetsGoPens.
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I don’t know what else to say. @Joe_Gatto makes me laugh so damn hard. Thanks and LOVE Birmingham.
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As a die hard @penguins fan, now that they’re out of the playoffs, here’s who I’d like to see win: anyone but @NHLFlyers.
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For anyone who vilifies a Trump supporter, maybe give it some thought next time. Not everyone is a “white Christian MAGA nationalist”. It could simply be someone with a difference of opinion that also happens to be an incredible father, husband & American. He died shielding.
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I wrote a film while on the road about starting off as a comic on the road. Now it’s officially happening. Proud to be directing this with an incredible cast and crew.
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